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  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #1

    My girlfriend said tonight is my night, anything goes...

    she will do whatever i tell her to.

    any suggestions... shes going to regret this i believe.
  • JamesK
    hi
    • Jun 2002
    • 16731

    #2
    1. deepthroat
    2. anal
    3. she has to bring her hottest friends (and repeat step 1 & 2)
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    • riddler
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 3726

      #3
      make her give you a blumpkin?

      eat some fiery hot chili a day before it so its nice and stinky.

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      • slapass
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 14625

        #4
        Originally posted by Fucksakes
        she will do whatever i tell her to.

        any suggestions... shes going to regret this i believe.
        A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
        B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
        C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.

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        • Shok
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 5611

          #5
          go to a bar and reenact the scene in The Accused with Jodie Foster on the pinball machine and a bunch of smelly drunks.

          Then when she's crying her eyes out about it, stab her in the throat

          Love,
          Satan

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          • Fat Panda
            Porn is Dead. Move along.
            • Aug 2006
            • 13296

            #6
            fuck her in the ass and make her eat her own shit

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            • Sly
              Let's do some business!
              • Sep 2004
              • 31375

              #7
              Make her clean the house.

              Now that is sexy.
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              • seeandsee
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                • Mar 2006
                • 50945

                #8
                Originally posted by SAC
                fuck her in the ass and make her eat her own shit
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                • F-U-Jimmy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 6853

                  #9
                  Fuck her sister doggy style while she is underneath licking your ball sack and her sisters pussy
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                  • WarChild
                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17263

                    #10
                    Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                    Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                    .

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                    • Lykos
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 31032

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JamesK
                      1. deepthroat
                      2. anal
                      3. she has to bring her hottest friends (and repeat step 1 & 2)
                      So damn smart

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                      • Babaganoosh
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                        • Nov 2001
                        • 15841

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slapass
                        A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
                        B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
                        C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.


                        You've got a golden opportunity here. She's willing to try something new so you HAVE to make it fun for her too. I mean, sure it would be fun to fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on her curtains but don't do it, especially if you want to have lots more kinky sex with her in the future. If you've been thinking about dumping her anyway then do whatever you want.
                        I like pie.

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                        • brand0n
                          been very busy
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26983

                          #13
                          got any 24 hour golf courses near you?

                          go get in a fast 9 holes and be really happy.
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                          • Fucksakes
                            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 7567

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WarChild
                            Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                            Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                            your right about the bedroom stuff.. althrough thats the first thing any man will think about (I wont let the night end without getting some thats for sure).. she already cleans and cook for me alot.. thou I clean alot as well since im home all day.

                            this will be a hard one...

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WarChild
                              Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                              Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                              God damnit. This is just fucking fantastic.

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                              • Fucksakes
                                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 7567

                                #16
                                my first thoughts were actually.. tonight shes going skydiving.. bungyjumping..

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                                • RandomNinja
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2004
                                  • 812

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                  Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                                  Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                                  Fuck yeah!

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                                  • SiMpLe
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 3221

                                    #18
                                    Make her do your job for the day and you bail to hang with your friends
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                                    • Fucksakes
                                      Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                      • Dec 2003
                                      • 7567

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                      Make her do your job for the day and you bail to hang with your friends
                                      lol thats not to hard.

                                      ----

                                      no phone.
                                      dinner.
                                      start drinking.
                                      3dmovie.
                                      ----play oldtime memories---
                                      club dancing, rent hotelroom.. get kinky.


                                      best I can come up with so far.

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                                      • Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE

                                        #20
                                        Fist a donkey while she video tapes it and plays the harmonica!

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                                        • UFGators2007
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2007
                                          • 1739

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                                          Fuck her sister doggy style while she is underneath licking your ball sack and her sisters pussy
                                          That is a great idea! I second that!
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                                          • Fucksakes
                                            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 7567

                                            #22
                                            no phone.
                                            ---blowjob before we leave house.---
                                            dinner.
                                            start drinking.
                                            ---sex in car---
                                            3dmovie.
                                            ---make her orgasm in theater and be quiet about it---
                                            ----play oldtime memories---
                                            club dancing, rent hotelroom.. get kinky.

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                                            • Fucksakes
                                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 7567

                                              #23
                                              going to have to change --- sex in car --- to sex in cab.. since we already we will have been drinking already

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                                              • Fucksakes
                                                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 7567

                                                #24
                                                btw she told me to make a list.. so this thread is my list.

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                                                • Si
                                                  Such Fun!
                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                  • 13900

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                  she will do whatever i tell her to.

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                                                  • bloggerz
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Dec 2006
                                                    • 16255

                                                    #26
                                                    sounds like a good night
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                                                    • Tom_PM
                                                      Porn Meister
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 16443

                                                      #27
                                                      Just remember this... one day it's going to be HER night, and anything goes!

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                                                      • Fucksakes
                                                        Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 7567

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                        Just remember this... one day it's going to be HER night, and anything goes!

                                                        lmfao,, very good point.. I better watch myself.

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                                                        • RayBonga
                                                          too cool for highschool
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 12164

                                                          #29
                                                          whatever you choose film it and post it here

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                                                          • Fucksakes
                                                            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                            • 7567

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                            whatever you choose film it and post it here
                                                            Ill try to take many pictures.

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                                                            • nosey
                                                              Talk Hard
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 14413

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                                              Just remember this... one day it's going to be HER night, and anything goes!


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                                                              • Ross
                                                                Ik ben een aap
                                                                • Sep 2002
                                                                • 18874

                                                                #32
                                                                Send her to the supermarket to get you a 12 pack and a dvd then tell her to go out with her friends and leave you alone for the night

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                                                                • Fucksakes
                                                                  Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 7567

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Ross
                                                                  Send her to the supermarket to get you a 12 pack and a dvd then tell her to go out with her friends and leave you alone for the night
                                                                  gezz.. this I can get any night.

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                                                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                    • 94727

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Does she cook?

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                                                                    • JimmiDean
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                                      • 3433

                                                                      #35
                                                                      A good old three way.
                                                                      hell I have no plans tonight
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                                                                      • evie
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 301

                                                                        #36
                                                                        So I would want to know, why are you still on the board, get ready she will do any thing

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                                                                        • Bomber8888
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 1444

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                                                                          Fuck her sister doggy style while she is underneath licking your ball sack and her sisters pussy
                                                                          This is fantastic.... have a good day!
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                                                                          • qxm
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2006
                                                                            • 5970

                                                                            #38
                                                                            IF your girlfriend indeed said anything goes ... u might wanna take some advice from this guy:


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                                                                            • Garfield
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                              • 182

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Pancakes!

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                                                                              • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Mar 2009
                                                                                • 816

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by qxm
                                                                                IF your girlfriend indeed said anything goes ... u might wanna take some advice from this guy:

                                                                                OMG this guy it too funny!

                                                                                I wanna go to candy land for sure!


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                                                                                • Dvae
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 5326

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                  A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
                                                                                  B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
                                                                                  C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.
                                                                                  C could backfire on you.

                                                                                  You could find yourself on the couch, alone, while they go at it all night long.
                                                                                  .
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                                                                                  Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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                                                                                  • Furious_Male
                                                                                    Doing the grind since 99
                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                    • 16884

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Some sick puppies in this thread. haha
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                                                                                    • u-Bob
                                                                                      there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 33063

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by F-U-Jimmy
                                                                                      Fuck her sister doggy style while she is underneath licking your ball sack and her sisters pussy

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                                                                                      • blazin
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                                                        • 2781

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Furious_Male
                                                                                        Some sick puppies in this thread. haha
                                                                                        To be expected from an adult webmaster board...lol...
                                                                                        I don't endorse a god damn thing......

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                                                                                        • Basic_man
                                                                                          Programming King Pin
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 27360

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by slapass
                                                                                          A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
                                                                                          B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
                                                                                          C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.
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                                                                                          • OG LennyT
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                                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                                            • 14345

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                            Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                                                                                            goddamn right.. smart man
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                                                                                            • qxm
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                              • 5970

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                                                                              OMG this guy it too funny!

                                                                                              I wanna go to candy land for sure!
                                                                                              The las few secs are pretty funny... never seen a porn scene where the guy who is just about to cum... strikes off two roman candles looks at the chick in the eyes and says "I am celebrating u!" .... shit .. thats epic!

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                                                                                              • Fucksakes
                                                                                                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                                                • 7567

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by evie
                                                                                                So I would want to know, why are you still on the board, get ready she will do any thing
                                                                                                she was at work.. just showing her my list now

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                                                                                                • The Heron
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 4496

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Have her painted as a clown and run naked through the streets, that should be amusing.

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                                                                                                  • Martin
                                                                                                    "Assassins"
                                                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                                                    • 17277

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Does she have any hot friends?

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