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  • Fucksakes
    Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
    • Dec 2003
    • 7567

    #1

    My girlfriend said tonight is my night, anything goes...

    she will do whatever i tell her to.

    any suggestions... shes going to regret this i believe.
  • JamesK
    hi
    • Jun 2002
    • 16731

    #2
    1. deepthroat
    2. anal
    3. she has to bring her hottest friends (and repeat step 1 & 2)
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    • riddler
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 3726

      #3
      make her give you a blumpkin?

      eat some fiery hot chili a day before it so its nice and stinky.

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      • slapass
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 14625

        #4
        Originally posted by Fucksakes
        she will do whatever i tell her to.

        any suggestions... shes going to regret this i believe.
        A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
        B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
        C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.

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        • Shok
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 5611

          #5
          go to a bar and reenact the scene in The Accused with Jodie Foster on the pinball machine and a bunch of smelly drunks.

          Then when she's crying her eyes out about it, stab her in the throat

          Love,
          Satan

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          • Fat Panda
            Porn is Dead. Move along.
            • Aug 2006
            • 13296

            #6
            fuck her in the ass and make her eat her own shit

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            • Sly
              Let's do some business!
              • Sep 2004
              • 31375

              #7
              Make her clean the house.

              Now that is sexy.
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              • seeandsee
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                • Mar 2006
                • 50945

                #8
                Originally posted by SAC
                fuck her in the ass and make her eat her own shit
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                • F-U-Jimmy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 6853

                  #9
                  Fuck her sister doggy style while she is underneath licking your ball sack and her sisters pussy
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                  • WarChild
                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17263

                    #10
                    Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                    Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                    .

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                    • Lykos
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 31032

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JamesK
                      1. deepthroat
                      2. anal
                      3. she has to bring her hottest friends (and repeat step 1 & 2)
                      So damn smart

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                      • Babaganoosh
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                        • Nov 2001
                        • 15841

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slapass
                        A - don't make her regret it or it will never happen again.
                        B - believing A to be true crank on her biggest fantasy not yours.
                        C - if A and B don't apply call your exgf or her hottest friend.


                        You've got a golden opportunity here. She's willing to try something new so you HAVE to make it fun for her too. I mean, sure it would be fun to fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on her curtains but don't do it, especially if you want to have lots more kinky sex with her in the future. If you've been thinking about dumping her anyway then do whatever you want.
                        I like pie.

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                        • brand0n
                          been very busy
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 26983

                          #13
                          got any 24 hour golf courses near you?

                          go get in a fast 9 holes and be really happy.
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                          • Fucksakes
                            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 7567

                            #14
                            Originally posted by WarChild
                            Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                            Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                            your right about the bedroom stuff.. althrough thats the first thing any man will think about (I wont let the night end without getting some thats for sure).. she already cleans and cook for me alot.. thou I clean alot as well since im home all day.

                            this will be a hard one...

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                            • BradM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 3397

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WarChild
                              Don't miss this golden opportunity. See, the chances are she'll be drunk sometime and you'll be able to pull whatever shady bedroom shit you want to try off anyway. Instead, get something useful out of your night.

                              Tell her to clean the house, cook you dinner and keep her fucking mouth shut for a night.
                              God damnit. This is just fucking fantastic.

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