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DTK 11-27-2002 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
William Shatner
Yep, that's the first one that came to my mind:glugglug

eru 11-27-2002 06:03 PM

Any rapper who gets into acting.

If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.

Daymare 11-27-2002 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by eru
Any rapper who gets into acting.

If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.


aaaahhhahahaha
me too!

Fletch XXX 11-27-2002 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by KingK7


Yeah, Harrison Ford is good.
I love the Indiana Jones movies.

Did you know Tom Selleck was originally casted for Indian Jones?

Wouldn't it have sucked <i>then</i>

:repuke

Undutchable 11-27-2002 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by eru
Any rapper who gets into acting.

If Nelly stars in a movie I will kill myself.

Haha, we won't be seeing you on this board much longer, only a matter of time until Nelly does his own flick. I agree with you, although I do think there are exceptions. Eminems flick got good reviews...

letshunt 11-27-2002 06:05 PM

I just suffered through Madonna's last movie, whatever the name of it is, she was so bad that the audience was snickering.

I have no idea why they even released it...it's like putting a BBW babe in the Miss America contest.

Madonna was just awful, but she is easy on the eyes.

eru 11-27-2002 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by letshunt
I just suffered through Madonna's last movie, whatever the name of it is, she was so bad that the audience was snickering.

I have no idea why they even released it...it's like putting a BBW babe in the Miss America contest.

Madonna was just awful, but she is easy on the eyes.

I heard that flick was one of the worst box office bombs in HISTORY.

cherrylula 11-27-2002 06:11 PM

Pauly Shore for sure.

Keanu Reeves is totally lame. I once knew a chick who dated him, no clue why.

worst actress = Julia Roberts

pink_in_the_middle 11-27-2002 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks is awesome ...why would you even think diffrently?

pink_in_the_middle 11-27-2002 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by fear
Owen Wilson
Oh no...he's so f**king funny!!!!
His voice,his nose :1orglaugh
Nah he gets a :thumbsup from me.

Fletch XXX 11-27-2002 06:18 PM

Matt Damon

DTK 11-27-2002 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by thatdykeliz


GW doesn't hang from strings -- he's moved around by the oil companies' hand up his butt, like Frank Oz and Yoda...

As US prsidents go, he's got to be the worst public speaker I've ever seen. He is so not believable.

Martin 11-27-2002 06:37 PM

Oh Yeah Ice Cube :1orglaugh

CDSmith 11-27-2002 06:45 PM

Two words: Adam and Sandler. Cheese city.

pink_in_the_middle 11-27-2002 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
Pauly Shore for sure.

Keanu Reeves is totally lame. I once knew a chick who dated him, no clue why.

worst actress = Julia Roberts

Are you fucking kidding me?:1orglaugh
She's the worst actress you can come up with? lol

You muct have something wrong or you don't pay attention to her movies. She beautiful,smart and talented sorry she gets a :thumbsup from me.

cherrylula 11-27-2002 06:47 PM

exactly.

pink_in_the_middle 11-27-2002 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Matt Damon
Okay now stop picking on the cute boy. You're just jealous :1orglaugh

UnseenWorld 11-27-2002 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Daymare
Pauly Shore
Just what I was thinking, though Tonya Harding (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0115747) has to be a close runner-up.

NetRodent 11-27-2002 07:08 PM

Bruce Campbell has to be one of the cheeziest actors around, but I mean that in a good way.

cherrylula 11-27-2002 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
Bruce Campbell has to be one of the cheeziest actors around, but I mean that in a good way.
Ash!

"gimme some sugar, baby"
<img src=http://www.pcgamer.cz/pic/bruce.jpg>
:)

dirtymonkey 11-27-2002 07:12 PM

TOM GREEN
DOLPH LUNDGREN
STEVEN SEAGAL

cherrylula 11-27-2002 07:14 PM

how can you not like a guy with a chainsaw for a hand :1orglaugh

SykkBoy 11-27-2002 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
Bruce Campbell has to be one of the cheeziest actors around, but I mean that in a good way.
Hail the king baby!


worst actor? Julia Roberts, god I hate that horse faced, coke snorting Keiffer Sutherland dumping, Lyle Lovett humping, snorts when laughs, won't do nudity, sorry sack of acting shit........

After the endless parade of bad movies I've undereed there are actors I can list that guarantee 99.99999999% of you never have and never will hear of.......but Orien Von Lechtnestien who plays Wayne Phillips in "Sampson Vs. The Supreme Dictator From Outer Space" almost caused me a divorce ;))) Sadly, the two actors who played Sampson in that movie (one did the "wrestling" sequences and "stunt" driving (the whole of which included pulling out driving up to a curb, turning around and coming back to where he started)) and the other did the walking around and talking)

Someday I will bring that movie to a webmaster show and inflict it upon the webmasters :) than I shall truly be the MOST EVIL WEBMASTER ON THE PLANET!!!!!!! :)

Fletch XXX 11-27-2002 08:40 PM

Pink will debate anything I say.

Wonder why?

My opinions mean that much do they?

I said Matt Damon, yeah that makes me jealous.

CDSmith 11-27-2002 10:04 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Pink will debate anything I say.
No, I think you're wrong.


ha ha, j/k.



Cheesy.....cheesy.....hmm,..... how about a few of those "brat packers",
like James Spader, or Andrew McCarthy?




Maybe the ultimate in cheesy acting is that Doug McClure dude who used to be in all those 70's "Land that time forgot" movies. Ya, him for sure.

Indeed 11-27-2002 10:14 PM

Ben Afleck IS the king of cheeziness.

-he's the worst actor ever
-all his movies are extremely cheezy
-he's gonna get married with JLO the fucking queen of cheeziness

now who can beat that????

InsaneMidget 11-27-2002 10:15 PM

I always hated Steven Seagal...

I find some things annoying about some actors rather then there abilitity to act I guess. Like Harrison Ford I find annoying, but he is good. One's already mentioned, Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jackie Chan. ummm, I think it was CD, you mentioned Adam Sandler being a bad actor, I actually find him original and good for playing his part down pretty good.


I think Mel Gibson is amazing, by far my favorite actor.
My favorite female actor is Cameron Diaz....

adultone 11-27-2002 10:35 PM

Roger Moore

makavelii 11-27-2002 10:44 PM

my vote would go for david hasslehof hes not just a bad actor hes just plain old bad at everything

pink_in_the_middle 11-27-2002 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Pink will debate anything I say.

Wonder why?

My opinions mean that much do they?

I said Matt Damon, yeah that makes me jealous.

WOW...Have another drink there buddy :1orglaugh
I was kidding :1orglaugh

Probono 11-27-2002 11:05 PM

How about Bozo's buddy Ronald Raygun!

Fletch XXX 11-27-2002 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle


WOW...Have another drink there buddy :1orglaugh
I was kidding :1orglaugh

Not drinking tonight.

archer 11-27-2002 11:10 PM

matt damon and ben affleck are definately not cheesy but they are edible.

how come no one's mentioned the big himself.... yes... i'm talking about he of 'pumping iron' fame... arnold swartzenegger.

Mortimer 11-27-2002 11:12 PM

This thread is a good shot at the DVD:) There are so many bad actors out there that we could go on for weeks without naming them all. A better question would have been: Who is your favorite actor, who is your favorite actress, and what is your all time favorite movie? That would have made things much simpler, since there are so little of them, lol

cherrylula 11-27-2002 11:25 PM

Ron Jeremy

tekart 11-27-2002 11:46 PM

worst actor..man..what a tough one..but i'd say either:

William Shattner
Pauley Shore
Dolph Lundgren
or Jerry Seinfeld

Speaking on the topic of Harrison Ford...FYI...if it wasn't for Allec Baldwin having turned down the Jack Ryan character after makiing the "Hunt for Red Octboer", there would have been no Harrison Ford in either: The Patriot Games (92') or Clear & Present Danger (94)...would have been interesting to see who would have taken the part if not for Harrison Ford.

Matter of fact, I think only the James Bond character has had more actors take on the same role than Jack Ryan himself...

007:
Sean Connery
Roger Moore
Timothy Dalton
Pierce Brosnan

Jack Ryan:
Alec Baldwin
Harrison Ford
Ben Affleck

mmmmm...oh well...

Tek

harvey 11-28-2002 12:53 AM

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^R3K^ 11-28-2002 01:05 AM

Anyone who has done a movie and then followed thier debute by being in a crest commercial

^R3K^ 11-28-2002 01:07 AM

Sylvester Stallone

^R3K^ 11-28-2002 01:08 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger


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