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  • SideShowBob
    Registered User
    • Aug 2002
    • 40

    #1

    is there anything better then spam

    i love opening my outlook and seeing 50 new spams
    i love it because i know that i have friends out there
    they send me all kind of great thing
    how to get into porn site for free
    how to get a bigger penis
    how to meet great girl right in my home town
    how to chat with sexy female on line

    all the good thing that life and the net have to offer

    i am always looking for more friend

    any other spam lover out there
    three cheers for anal
  • megaporn
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2002
    • 255

    #2
    give me your e-mail and i can make you even more happy (read: youll get even more spam)

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    • DrGuile
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2002
      • 2025

      #3
      Thats all they offer you?

      My friends are much cooler:

      They care about my credit a whole lot. They want me to get out of debt but they also offer me credit cards.

      They suggest great gift ideas like those fucking mini RC racer car. Nice little teddybears that make me wanna puke.

      They tell me how to surf the web faster at no cost.

      Which teams to bet on...

      How to save on prescription drugs and where to get them.

      Offer me great money making ideas while I work from home!

      And of course, they fullfil my great need for rape, incest and beasty site...


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      • Nysus
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2001
        • 7817

        #4
        Turkey Spam!

        Cheers,
        Matt
        What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now

        Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets*

        See http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=16744521 and for more detailed see http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=948645

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        • Jakke PNG
          ex-TeenGodFather
          • Nov 2001
          • 20306

          #5
          Meat(byproduct)loaf in a tincan is 100% TGF approved.
          ..and I'm off.

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          • Hustlin Entertainment
            So Fucking Banned
            • May 2002
            • 2326

            #6
            my spam friends worry about me paying my bills on time
            they also care about my mortgage
            they also seem to care about my health giving me weight loss tips
            they also even ask me for money regarding a russian pow
            my friends even offer to lend me money with 25% interest

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            • traffictrader
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 1331

              #7
              spam doesn't care what you look like.

              spam doesn't want you to watch a fucking ballet, instead of the game.

              spam doesn't tell you "I've met someone else"

              I love spam.

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              • joshneversleeps
                Registered User
                • Apr 2002
                • 26

                #8
                wow.... all these banks want me to refinance with them.. its soooo awsome... email is the greatest thing.. i sign on and get offeres to remortgage non stop.... im not sure which one to go with.... i also just bought nortons systemworks and a bunch of penny stocks!! my guys kick maj0r ass... heres some spam for u

                www.adulttraffictrade.com =]

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                • doobster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 314

                  #9
                  all my spammer friends want me to get a univeristy degree
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                  • SextrafficPete
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 660

                    #10
                    i get pre-approved bank loans & african government telling me they have millions of dollars for me

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                    • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2001
                      • 4753

                      #11
                      nope

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                      • PaulSweet
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2002
                        • 1094

                        #12
                        I love spam about spam myself.....double the pleasure half the calories....

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                        • TDF
                          Triple OG nigga on GFY
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 27296

                          #13
                          sex
                          Sig heil

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                          • Incognito
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2001
                            • 371

                            #14
                            Damn.
                            You're lucky You dont get russian spam.

                            We once had a hell of a laugh when spammers actually started sending out emails which proposed to PAY to exlude Your email out of their lists!

                            Now that's a solution!
                            -=almost fucking incognito=-

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                            • PornoDoggy
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 1053

                              #15
                              Thanks to spam, I now have a 27" penis ...

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                              • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 4753

                                #16
                                Originally posted by PornoDoggy
                                Thanks to spam, I now have a 27" penis ...
                                I bought some "miracle penis cream" ... now I have 10" fingers on my right hand

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                                • dapproid
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 469

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-


                                  I bought some "miracle penis cream" ... now I have 10" fingers on my right hand


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