Get your man to smoke you out and have wild bathroom sex.

ALWAYS WORKS.

*bowl*

Ok, i posted this on another board and I guess I'll post it here toooooo.....this was my morning:::::::
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well after my red bull buzz, I decide to go shopping. I thought, "What the HELL" I'll stop and wash my durango. So I pull into one of those do it yourself jobs and put in my buck fifty. The FUCKING thing has a hole in the hose and sprays me in the face, hair, and all over my tshirt!!!!!!! Its bad enough but the damn stall is barely wide enough to get my door open to begin with. My 4 year old is sitting inside listening to christmas tunes and giggling her ass off at me. Thank goodness she couldnt hear me cussing like a sailor. Anyway, my wheels are still dirty!!!!! LOL
Oh and walmart was asshole to asshole as usual. I did make it home without bench pressing anyone OH and I forgot the TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I Love Lucy Cry!)


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I don't smoke weed :)
Maybe now's a good time to start eh :winkwink:

No thanks :thumbsup

Either that or come out for a night on the town with DrinkingHard, MakingCoin and myself. By the end of the night you'll be so obliterated that you won't remember why you were upset in the first place....and you could also have a whole shitload more problems!!!!! :winkwink:

Don't need to be sad.

This will happen sooner than u think.

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~cmmielke/atomic1.gif

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~cmmielke/atomic2.gif

WOAH!!! that kid from russia?

:Graucho

I don't know if it works for you but what I usually do when I am just sad without any obvious reason: I jump on my bicycle for a 2 hours ride ... after that I always feel great. That's cheaper & healthier than to get drunk & you get no hangover either.

Sorry you had a bad day htb :(
...So you have a durango do ya' :Graucho

Post some pics !!! I love durangos :thumbsup

pink, from what I've read you're a giver. Givers arn't happy unless they are making others happy. Post some new nude pics with people names on them or the like and make others happy and I'll guarentee you that it will make you happy. ;)

Isn't that what you have a husband for? (or boyfriend, whatever)


Okay okay, here goes nothing...


A horse walks into a bar,
the bartender says "hey, why the long face?"


get it? "why the long face?".... horse....long face.....? ha ha?


Better talk to your hubby. :D

Happy Thanksgiving

:glugglug

We had our little fun on the dryer this morning ;)
But I'm a little too upset to be thinking of sex right now.

Oh sweetie, Let me wash the durango before I post any pics LOL
its a damn shame to look at right now!

Ok here's a joke for you.

Why are turd's tapered
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Give up??
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So your ass hole wont slam shut !!!!
:Graucho
:1orglaugh
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what;s wrong?

He's not here right now (out with a friend)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I DID IT I DID IT YEAH I Made her Laffffffff hahahahhahahahahaa
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That was funny thank you for that :thumbsup ...still :1orglaugh

Hey Pink,

Hope your day gets better..... In the meantime:

http://madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=1617


Hope this makes ya smile....

LD

When I'm sad I usually visit www.hamsterdance.org ...kinda old but can't help it...I laugh every time...must be the little song... :Graucho

this picture always makes me laugh...

http://www.clematislive.com/your-a-homo.jpg

I have your solution Pink

Call up your dear friend and make up. Take her out to lunch or something, you know him/her best so try and clear the air and speak your mind.

Once upon a time there was an indian chief who could not fart the wife took him to a doctor and the doctor gave him a pill upon doing so he told the chief to be back in one week if it did not work. The following week the chief returned this time the doctor gave him a bigger pill. A week later the chief returned this time the doctor gave him the biggest pill available he said that if the chief could not fart with this one he did not know what to do. The very next day the chief's wife came back but this time without the chief. The doctor asked the wife what was wrong and the woman said big fart no more chief.


CHEER UP

Pink - post your favourite 3 songs that make you happy, your top 3 movies, the 3 events in your life that gave you the most pleasure.

mhmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://www.autsch.de/dumm_gelaufen/pixx/mcnugget.jpg

Thanks everyone for cheeing me up :)

I called her up and we're okay now:thumbsup
She's comming over now so I gotta tidy up..thanks again guys.

Freestyleman thats really cute :)
(the baby pic)

Yay, My solution worked! What's my prize?

1. "heart of mine" by Peter Salett
2. anything that puddle of mudd sing
3. anything that Me First and The Gimme Gimmes sing

1. Snatch
2. Casino
3. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory :thumbsup

1. Having my kids
2. finding love :)
3. and the last one is a little too obvious :Graucho

Hey Pink,

Even I am late in my suggestion....

Throw some James Brown on the CD player, You cant possibly be depressed after a few really hot James Brown tracks.

James can funk away everything that ails ya

Someone just watched Pulp Fiction :)