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05-22-2009, 11:28 AM
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A funny thing happened on the way to the airport
You?d think Mariah Carey, who is about to collect $1 million for a gig opening a hotel in Turkey, would breeze through security at LAX. But it seems that one dutiful officer insisted on checking the mega-star?s passport. We wonder how that conversation played out.
Security: ?Excuse me, ma'am, your passport please ? Your name is Mariah Carey? Mariah: Yes. Security: Are you leaving the country for business or leisure? Mariah: Um, I have a concert to perform. Security: You are a musician? Mariah: Yes. My voice has a five-octave range. I?m getting a million bucks for a gig. Security: Right, and pigs can fly. You do not have more than $10,000 cash on your person, correct? Mariah: Well, I do like to buy a lot of glittery shoes. Security: A comedian, huh? Okay ma'am, please proceed.  
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05-22-2009, 01:00 PM
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I'd have done a body cavity search...
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