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  • J$tyle$
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2003
    • 11500

    #1

    KB back again ...live at The World Famous Improv

    Good job, KB!

    It takes huge balls to get on stage, my man - keep it up!!!!



    Great to see everyone that came out for the show ... another fun night!

  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43069

    #2
    It definitely takes balls to get up there. Especially with no funny material.

    I know he's your buddy and all, but come on.

    Spend you some brain.
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    • ContentSHOOTER
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      • Dec 2005
      • 3770

      #3
      Originally posted by candyflip
      It definitely takes balls to get up there. Especially with no funny material.

      I know he's your buddy and all, but come on.
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      • Brujah
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        • Jan 2001
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        #4
        Aww c'mon he did great. Good job KB!

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        • candyflip
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          • Jul 2002
          • 43069

          #5
          Originally posted by Brujah
          Aww c'mon he did great. Good job KB!
          I just watched it again. There wasn't a single real joke in the set.

          Why blow smoke up his ass?

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          • ContentSHOOTER
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            • Dec 2005
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            #6
            Originally posted by candyflip
            I just watched it again. There wasn't a single real joke in the set.

            Why blow smoke up his ass?
            Exactly, remember when Shecky Lightspeed tried to be funny once
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            • FreeHugeMovies
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              • Dec 2001
              • 14141

              #7
              I gave props to his first one, but this one was bad.

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              • Brujah
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                • Jan 2001
                • 22157

                #8
                Originally posted by candyflip
                I just watched it again. There wasn't a single real joke in the set.

                Why blow smoke up his ass?
                I'm usually always giving KB a hard time, and poking fun at him. I'm telling it like I see it. He's not a comedian. I think he did great and had good stage presence.

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                • ContentSHOOTER
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                  • Dec 2005
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brujah
                  I think he did great and had good stage presence.
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                  • Diomed
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                    • Jan 2009
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                    #10
                    Can someone role that clip off The Princess Bride where the old hag comes out and says:

                    Boooo ... Boooo... Boooo..

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                    • candyflip
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 43069

                      #11

                      Spend you some brain.
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                      • Hollywood Horwitz
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                        • Dec 2003
                        • 4357

                        #12
                        Great times last night! Mad props to the PimpMansion guys, Matt and Sharky, you guys after partied with us at Bardot and had a blast. Not sure if you guys noticed the celebs there but I saw tons.
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                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                          • Jul 2004
                          • 38323

                          #13
                          Good stage voice and presence, and good pacing.

                          I didn't see your whole routine, but I think anecdotal and longer narrative stories about some of your crazy experiences, and things which you have seen in the biz, would hold up well.

                          Finally, I loved the joke about Chyna's clit (paraphrased):

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                          • LeRoy
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                            • Jul 2007
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                            #14
                            Saw that on facebook this morning. Pretty good
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                            • XPays
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                              #15
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                              • Mr. Romance
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                                #16
                                well done kb

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                                • hypedough
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                                  #17
                                  LOL sorry I had to do it, I didn't even watch the clip but it reminds me of this...


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                                  • JFK
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                                    • Jan 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Sorry, I could'nt make it to cheer KB on

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                                    • Jman
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                                      • Sep 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Well done KB... And as for you dipshit haters, if you where not behind your computer screen in the comfort of your mom's basement none of you would say shit.
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                                      • D-Money
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 9716

                                        #20
                                        KB did great last night.

                                        The behind the scenes on KB turning into a comic is this. He's learning as he goes. Last time he came out all fired up (nervous energy) and he killed it. This time he was trying to be more poised, less fired up. I think his crowd was much better the last time, it was a full house, this time he had half the crowd size because they moved the time to 8:00 pm instead of 9:00 pm.

                                        The toughest spot in the night for a comedian is the opening. The crowd is stiff, they need to be worked.

                                        It takes major balls to get up on stage at the Improv, so I give him major props.

                                        Do I sound like a brother defending his brother? LOL
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                                        • J$tyle$
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                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 11500

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                          It definitely takes balls to get up there. Especially with no funny material.

                                          I know he's your buddy and all, but come on.
                                          I didn't say, "KB, man - WOW! You fuckin' killed it! Jerry Seinfeld, watch out!". I said, "Good job!" - which i thought it was. He definitely needs to work on his material. No doubt about it - but it was only his 2nd time ever doing stand up. How many times have you tried something and gotten better over time? It's a process, of course ... and a step in the right direction for him

                                          I'm definitely not one to blow smoke up KB's ass. As a friend I'm brutally honest with him. I really don't pull any punches. He'd admit that in a second.

                                          Thing is, KB's a very funny guy - I've had some of the greatest laughs of my life with him. IMHO, if he sticks with it he will grow and get better. Might even turn into a good sideline for him.

                                          As a friend, I'll encourage that.

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                                          • Pleasurepays
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                                            • Aug 2002
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                                            #22
                                            I like making fun of KB... its a little unfair to criticize this. It takes balls to get up on the stage at the Improv and let it all hang out. Any comedian will tell you guys that it takes years to work out an act / routine and to find what works. Years.

                                            KB above all things is very comfortable on stage and it shows. The rest will come together if that's truly what he wants to pursue and work on.

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                                            • HouseHead
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                                              • Aug 2003
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                                              #23
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                                              • MattJustin
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                                                • Aug 2007
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                                                #24
                                                was good time.. I didnt see anyone in the club cause i couldnt see straight.. lol
                                                I had been drinking since 2pm with no breaks..

                                                good to see u guys again b4 I head back.. see u all in vegas
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                                                • Evil Chris
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                                                  • Dec 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Good stuff KB. That stand-up stuff is tougher than it looks.


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                                                  • Mutt
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                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    i think what PleasurePays says is true - he has good stage presence, sounds like a pro - but you can hear it's a dead or sparse audience and the material isn't great. i'd work up some longer material than the quick smartass jokes.
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                                                    • candyflip
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 43069

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                      I like making fun of KB... its a little unfair to criticize this. It takes balls to get up on the stage at the Improv and let it all hang out. Any comedian will tell you guys that it takes years to work out an act / routine and to find what works. Years.

                                                      KB above all things is very comfortable on stage and it shows. The rest will come together if that's truly what he wants to pursue and work on.
                                                      I'm right there with you. I give the guy big credit for getting up there. In LA no less. But you'd think he'd want to be more prepared and have some actual material. He comes across as someone who's just a live celebrity blogger. And for the most part, those gossip blogs have writing that's often much funnier.

                                                      I think what sucks is all the people (friends?) who will come in and blow smoke up your ass. I know my friends wouldn't pull that shit on me. I'd at least want the honest truth and not just blind praise because I'm your bro.

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                                                      • dyna mo
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                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 68184

                                                        #28
                                                        kevin- you have a great comedian name- kevin blatt!

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                                                        • V_RocKs
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                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 32449

                                                          #29
                                                          Definitely held his own.

                                                          Like it was said before, incorporating the crazy shit you've seen and done in the industry would do great. You are always better when you are wired so I think that got lost in this clip. There are only two speeds in good comedy, over the top and the low down. Don't sit in the middle!

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                                                          • D-Money
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 9716

                                                            #30
                                                            I keep telling KB to tell real stories as a porn industry guy. His real stories are way funnier. In a group of people, he tells stories and has everyone laughing their ass off, but on stage, he's writing material as a comic. Just tell the real stories, add a punch line at the end and it would kill.

                                                            But still, there were 2 comedians last night that weren't as good as KB. So if you consider that's their full time gig and KB was much better, he's got potential.
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                                                            • Pleasurepays
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 11913

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Mutt
                                                              i think what PleasurePays says is true - he has good stage presence, sounds like a pro - but you can hear it's a dead or sparse audience and the material isn't great. i'd work up some longer material than the quick smartass jokes.
                                                              part of what people do when starting out is that they look/act uncomfortable, timing is awkward and they make you feel uncomfortable watching them. great comedians are comedians that connect with the audience. i believe it was Red Foxx that once said "if they really like you as a person, you don't have to be that funny"

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                                                              • TheAmericanCannibal
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                                                                • Dec 2006
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                                                                #32
                                                                Thanks for the kudos and criticism.
                                                                I can take it all believe me.

                                                                I have WAY better material that I didn't do because of the audience being so dead- I have a feeling I could have farted out a candle on stage last night and the silence would have been deafening.

                                                                It's all part of the game.
                                                                The good thing is that we will have beeter line ups in the future, and also keep in mind....I am the PROMOTER along with Sam Tripoli.

                                                                I am co producer, and doing stand up is just a built in priviledge I get to try to do my own thing.

                                                                Look, I surely could take the easy way out and do open mike night at a coffee shop in Cleveland. But I didn't.

                                                                I am a person who believes in going big or going home.

                                                                Doing stand up on the same very stage that Seinfeld, Robin Williams, Drew Carey, Jim Carey, and Sam Kinsion all cut their teeth on is really what gets your dick hard.

                                                                It kind of fucks with your head while you are up there looking at pictures of George Carlin standing in the same spot I am standing on either getting laughs or in last night's case...a few crickets.

                                                                I wasn't anywhere near my best, and I know gthe next time you see a clip of me you will all say " Damn he actually listened to his friends and his family and now he is killing it!"

                                                                Anyone that knows me knows that I can take it more than I can dish it out. I will never be discouraged or quit. I know I got it.

                                                                Even the head of Comedy Central told me last night, " You have stage presence, and I love your stories, incorporate your stories into the act and take the audience on a funny trip"

                                                                I plan on taking the audience to DISNEYFUCKINGLAND next time!

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                                                                • sextoyking
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                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 6034

                                                                  #33
                                                                  KB,

                                                                  Looking good, keep up the good work / laughs

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                                                                  • Sharky
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                                                                    • Mar 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    KB, you did good forget the haters. The crowd was indeed dead, but i had a great time. Like was said earlier, there were a couple guys who couldn't pull a single laugh there, and YOU DID!

                                                                    I really appreciate the invite and look forward to seeing you perform again!
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                                                                    • Ramos
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                                                                      • Dec 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                      I keep telling KB to tell real stories as a porn industry guy. His real stories are way funnier.
                                                                      The hooker referral is one the funniest stories I've ever heard.
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                                                                      • PersianKitty
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                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                        • 7785

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Dang it... I'm missing out..

                                                                        Am I gonna have to make a visit to LA?

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                                                                        • D-Money
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 9716

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                          Dang it... I'm missing out..

                                                                          Am I gonna have to make a visit to LA?
                                                                          Yes!

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                                                                          • voa
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            That was some pretty good speech

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                                                                            • XPays
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                              • AaliyahLove
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by persiankitty
                                                                                dang it... I'm missing out..

                                                                                Am i gonna have to make a visit to la?
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                                                                                • StaceyJo
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Good stuff.
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                                                                                  • dig420
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Hollywood Horwitz
                                                                                    Great times last night! Mad props to the PimpMansion guys, Matt and Sharky, you guys after partied with us at Bardot and had a blast. Not sure if you guys noticed the celebs there but I saw tons.
                                                                                    I seriously don't understand why people care about celebs, why they would want to be one, none of that. Actors do a job just like everyone else, they're just seen by more people. So the fuck what? I've had ex-girlfriends who would have hacked off a tit to get on Rock of Love. I'm like... WTF?? The whole i-gotta-be-famous thing just seems like some kind of desperate and sad attempt at validation to me.

                                                                                    That being said, doing comedy is a little different than just trying to be famous for it's own sake and it does take a huge sack to get on a stage in front of a bunch of people and try to make them laugh, and some people just feel driven to do that, maybe KB is one of them. So good job. It's kind of like fighting MMA, you win as soon as you show the balls to get in the cage.
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                                                                                    • JenniDahling
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                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                      • 5285

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Props to KB! Being naturally funny takes on a whole new spin when you gotta do it live in front of a crowd. It takes a lot of guts to get on stage, let alone on one in a famous place on Sunset Strip! Maybe we'll see more of comedy KB opening at future Players Balls?
                                                                                      Last edited by JenniDahling; 05-23-2009, 03:52 AM.

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                                                                                      • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I thought KB did OK. It takes alot of balls to get up there.
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                                                                                        • pornlaw
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Props to KB... it takes huge balls to get on stage and he is improving.

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                                                                                          • PersianKitty
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by AaliyahLove
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              KB's star keeps rising!
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