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  • Va2k
    I’m still alive barley.
    • Oct 2001
    • 10060
    #1

    To all you sun bathers

    Hey I am IN NEED OF a tan, Never really done it and when I tried I got burned so bad that I said fuck it, now that im doing more porn videos with my phat ass in there what is the best way to get a tan? How long does one stay out in the sun so he or she dont look like a lobster? is there any tanning lotions I need?

    Thanks

    TOM
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    • AdultNex
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 8985
      #2
      Play it safe and go to a tanning salon.

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        • kmanrox
          aka K-Man
          • Oct 2001
          • 29295
          #3
          God help me if i ever see you laying out at a public beach i will hurt you tom ;-)

          go to a tanning bed and one of the hot young girls there will tell you what you should do, they pros
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            • Nydahl
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 6655
              #4
              Originally posted by AdultNex
              Play it safe and go to a tanning salon.
              fuck the tanning studios - you will die on cancer man
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                • Va2k
                  I’m still alive barley.
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 10060
                  #5
                  Originally posted by kmanrox
                  God help me if i ever see you laying out at a public beach i will hurt you tom ;-)

                  go to a tanning bed and one of the hot young girls there will tell you what you should do, they pros
                  HAHA yea that would be pretty funny seeing my phat ass laying on a public beach, I was thinking of hiding and doing it in my back yard. Didnt think about a tanning bed, Might have to do some calling. Thanks

                  TOM

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                    • Peaches
                      Old broad
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 13933
                      #6
                      Get some tan in a bottle There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely.

                      BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it? Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom

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                        • Va2k
                          I’m still alive barley.
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 10060
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Peaches
                          Get some tan in a bottle There are salons that will put it on professionally and there are also places you can go where you get it "sprayed" on while standing in a booth so that you're covered completely.

                          BUT..with your coloring, a tan really won't look good - it will always look fake Be happy with your white "phat ass" - it's making you money, isn't it? Plus - the selling point of your site is that you're the "Average Joe", not Malibu Tom
                          MalibuTom.com lmao I hear what ya say but daymn im tired of looking like a ghost need a little tan nothing huge haha at least ya made me laugh haha

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