The Jewish mother knows best.

**seeandsee** · 05-19-2009, 04:04 AM

lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

**JamesK** · 05-19-2009, 04:20 AM

**CaptainHowdy** · 05-19-2009, 04:36 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

**Marquis85** · 05-19-2009, 04:48 AM

hahahha.. that's a good one

**pornguy** · 05-19-2009, 05:40 AM

I like it..

Hahahahahha.

**XX_RydeR** · 05-19-2009, 05:54 AM

Lmao, good one!

**John-ACWM** · 05-19-2009, 05:55 AM

best one today

**Scott McD** · 05-19-2009, 05:58 AM

Haha!

**Chosen** · 05-19-2009, 06:02 AM

Funny

**NoComments** · 05-19-2009, 06:02 AM

I sent it to my ex...
;)

**Darkcrni** · 05-19-2009, 06:25 AM

Heheheheh funny.....funny like hell!

**ExLust** · 05-19-2009, 07:18 AM

Hahahaha, good one!

**Octopus** · 05-19-2009, 11:40 AM

good one!!!!!

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 05-19-2009, 12:02 PM

What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?

Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

ADG

**gmr324** · 05-19-2009, 02:04 PM

I like it...thanks for sharing!

**Supz** · 05-19-2009, 09:49 PM

They make there own penicillin

**UFGators2007** · 05-20-2009, 09:40 AM

Jewish mothers are the best at anal sex.

**Vicious_B** · 05-20-2009, 09:42 AM

That is one of the best I heard!

**czarina** · 05-20-2009, 09:44 AM

that really made me laugh,.. great one!

**jaycontentbandit** · 05-20-2009, 09:44 AM

fuking good one lol

**kmanrox** · 05-20-2009, 10:57 AM

lolllll oyyyy veyyyy

**sextoyking** · 05-20-2009, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by NoComments

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

So True

**hypedough** · 05-20-2009, 01:08 PM

Hahahahahahha

**Vitasoy** · 05-20-2009, 03:32 PM

Si · 05-20-2009, 04:34 PM

**Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-20-2009, 05:33 PM

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews found a penny.

**voa** · 05-20-2009, 06:05 PM

hah that was funny

**TurboAngel** · 05-20-2009, 06:09 PM

I'm sorry I got confused the other day and thought you were someone else.

**woj** · 05-20-2009, 07:42 PM

**The Judge** · 05-20-2009, 08:02 PM

I had just about enough with the racism on this board. The word J*w is not politically correct. Please use 'Member of The Dominating Ethnic Minority' instead.

**NoComments** · 05-21-2009, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by Legendary Samir

Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews found a penny.

said the camel fucker

**Raf1** · 05-21-2009, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by NoComments

A Jewish woman says to her mother, 'I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he
wants is anal sex! My asshole is now the size of a fifty-cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel!"

Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an eight bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a
$2,000 a week allowance, you take six vacations a year...
and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"

that joke pretty much sums it up. Not only for Jewish moms, but a lot of moms in general