What's the most outragious thing you'll do to get into the RIGHT parites at Internext - GoFuckYourself.com

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:01 PM

There are some parties that are fun and some that have the right contacts to further your business at internext.

I've had people offer me in excess of $1000 for an invite, sex, traffic, content, etc. What would you do to get into the RIGHT party for you?

Kimmykim · 11-26-2002, 10:04 PM

First I'd be asking myself whether your title misspelling was for parity or parties...

p1mpdogg · 11-26-2002, 10:05 PM

oh gawd.

/me lolz

quiet · 11-26-2002, 10:05 PM

1000 bucks to get into an internext party? every one i've been to was free.

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
First I'd be asking myself whether your title misspelling was for parity or parties...

bend over baby, I got some more DICKtation for ya.

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
1000 bucks to get into an internext party? everyone i've been to was free.

Actually it was an offer for $1000/head - they wanted 3 people to come. I turned them down.

Kimmykim · 11-26-2002, 10:07 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

bend over baby, I got some more DICKtation for ya.

Your spelling has an extra letter in it, you have something extra in your pants too?

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

Your spelling has an extra letter in it, you have something extra in your pants too?

I've ALWAYS got someone extra down there for a hot babe like you.

Fletch XXX · 11-26-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
1000 bucks to get into an internext party? every one i've been to was free.

company I used to work for paid girls less than 1k to hang out around the booths and blow clients.

hahaha

dirtyone · 11-26-2002, 10:16 PM

If you have to pay or bribe then you have other problems... I use my personality to make friends and contacts... If thats not good enough for someone then they can go fuck.... you know the rest sing along.

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
If you have to pay or bribe then you have other problems... I use my personality to make friends and contacts... If thats not good enough for someone then they can go fuck.... you know the rest sing along.

yup, personality goes a long way when you don't get in the door.......

Pipecrew · 11-26-2002, 10:20 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

yup, personality goes a long way when you don't get in the door.......

I bet you actually wouldnt kick someone out if they just walked in either.... You wouldnt want to end up looking like a big baby whining that the person wasnt invited infront of the "E-Elite"

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by Pipecrew

I bet you actually wouldnt kick someone out if they just walked in either.... You wouldnt want to end up looking like a big baby whining that the person wasnt invited infront of the "E-Elite"

I admit, I'm a big softy. If I worked the door everyone who showed up would get in. But for that exact REASON I hire a doorman who's a real asshole and I stay FAR away from the door. If your name isn't on the guest list, you don't get in. That simple. Ask around how many people crashed my boat party in flordia - if your name wasn't on the list you didn't get on board. Period.

I mean if it was that simple to get in kimmykim would just bat her big beautiful eyes at me and get into every party.

FlyingIguana · 11-26-2002, 10:26 PM

so if you have no friends in the business, you'll pretty much be sitting in the hotel bar while everyone else parties and rubs titties?

damn, good thing i don't go heh

reddawg · 11-26-2002, 10:27 PM

The sad fact is that to further enhance my ventures, I must admit I have done many things I am ashamed of and unfortunately, I can't remember what most of it was

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by FlyingIguana
so if you have no friends in the business, you'll pretty much be sitting in the hotel bar while everyone else parties and rubs titties?

damn, good thing i don't go heh

umm, no - you just end up going to the open parties. there' tons of them. they can be a lot of fun but it's often very difficult to find relevant people to your business at them.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-26-2002, 10:28 PM

If anyone needs an extra mexican to hangout and bring balance. Hit me up

TDF · 11-26-2002, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
If anyone needs an extra mexican to hangout and bring balance. Hit me up

i think thats a given...we always need another minority to keep from upsetting the ACLU!

Kimmykim · 11-26-2002, 10:32 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

I've ALWAYS got someone extra down there for a hot babe like you.

I knew you had to keep the spare Big Mac somewhere...

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-26-2002, 10:33 PM

ok, i'm game

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:34 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I knew you had to keep the spare Big Mac somewhere...

outch. I thought you loved me. sniff sniff.

brocklanders · 11-26-2002, 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
First I'd be asking myself whether your title misspelling was for parity or parties...

I think he met "parasite" which is exactly what he is. Why anyone would offer $1000 to get into a TGP party is beyond me. I'll be at the paysite owner party, the real bread and butter of this industry. The leader of a TGP party is like the leader of the short bus.

Who makes more money in this business, Sleazy, the most successful TGP owner or the most successful paysite owner?

I'll also be at AVN, the convention reserved for the real players.

brocklanders · 11-26-2002, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I knew you had to keep the spare Big Mac somewhere...

LOL. No matter how elite you think you are, you're still not getting laid (paying for it doesn't count).

BVF · 11-26-2002, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
What would you do to get into the RIGHT party for you?

Translation....How deep in my ass crack are you willing to lick in order to get into my party?

Kimmykim · 11-26-2002, 10:39 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

outch. I thought you loved me. sniff sniff.

Hey if I was ever lost in the desert with a few gallons of water, I'd be happy to split that with you ;)

dirtyone · 11-26-2002, 10:40 PM

Don't get me wong... I would love to go to some of these parties.

Going to the elite parties would be a blast and I am sure that the networking that goes on at these parties can't be accomplished on a message board, ICQ, or through email but for every one person at these parties there are ten people or better that are out there meeting and planning the "next big thing" that the establishement can't envision becasue they are to busy congradulating themselves on having bigger dicks than the rest of the no bodies...

You said in one of your posts that you throw this party to thank all the people that helped you as you were starting out in this industry and showed you the way yet every chance you get your throw this party up in the faces of anyone that is not "elite"... I find this funny and strangley disturbing at the same time but what the hell do I know...

Pipecrew · 11-26-2002, 10:41 PM

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Originally posted by brocklanders

I think he met "parasite" which is exactly what he is. Why anyone would offer $1000 to get into a TGP party is beyond me. I'll be at the paysite owner party, the real bread and butter of this industry. The leader of a TGP party is like the leader of the short bus.

Who makes more money in this business, Sleazy, the most successful TGP owner or the most successful paysite owner?

I'll also be at AVN, the convention reserved for the real players.

hahahahaha the shortbus comment! This guy makes a good point though!

Kimmykim · 11-26-2002, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
I find this funny and strangley disturbing at the same time but what the hell do I know...

Hmmm, you've just described Sleazy to a t...

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by dirtyone
Don't get me wong... I would love to go to some of these parties.

Going to the elite parties would be a blast and I am sure that the networking that goes on at these parties can't be accomplished on a message board, ICQ, or through email but for every one person at these parties there are ten people or better that are out there meeting and planning the "next big thing" that the establishement can't envision becasue they are to busy congradulating themselves on having bigger dicks than the rest of the no bodies...

You said in one of your posts that you throw this party to thank all the people that helped you as you were starting out in this industry and showed you the way yet every chance you get your throw this party up in the faces of anyone that is not "elite"... I find this funny and strangley disturbing at the same time but what the hell do I know...

sure sounds like jealousy to me.................

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by brocklanders

I think he met "parasite" which is exactly what he is. Why anyone would offer $1000 to get into a TGP party is beyond me. I'll be at the paysite owner party, the real bread and butter of this industry. The leader of a TGP party is like the leader of the short bus.

Who makes more money in this business, Sleazy, the most successful TGP owner or the most successful paysite owner?

I'll also be at AVN, the convention reserved for the real players.

just cause I think you're a total dumbass I'm gona ask you a question. As a big paysite which would be more valueable to you - hanging out with other COMPETATORS and comparing the size of you dicks or hanging out with some of the biggest traffic pushers to paysites in the adult industry.

sad how stupid you are when you think about it isn't it???????

dirtyone · 11-26-2002, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

sure sounds like jealousy to me.................

Yes yes you found me out... please let me in... I love big macs, I can serve drinks, and I can get my pilot's license upgraded to non fixed wing aircraft if you need a helicoper pilot... please please please... do I need to drop some names?... heh

Bobo · 11-26-2002, 10:59 PM

Group........................................hug

ColKurtz · 11-26-2002, 11:02 PM

"What would you do to get into the RIGHT party for you?"

Fan you while shoving big macs in your gullet.

brocklanders · 11-26-2002, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

just cause I think you're a total dumbass I'm gona ask you a question. As a big paysite which would be more valueable to you - hanging out with other COMPETATORS and comparing the size of you dicks or hanging out with some of the biggest traffic pushers to paysites in the adult industry.

sad how stupid you are when you think about it isn't it???????

What's a "competator?" is that like a competing computer? Or a competent orator? Again, the short bus comment applies. Think about your argument Sleazy.... The Hun and Al4a and Worldsex and etc.... are your competitors dumb shit. If they weren't around, you'd be getting a lot more traffic than you are now.

Comparing the size of our dicks? Isn't that what the purpose of your thread is? You feel so inferior as to need to show off...that's pretty pathetic.

Furthermore, sure you push big traffic, but unlike the size of your waist line, it's the quality that matters, not the quantity. You're still king of the shit traffic, if that makes you feel better. And you're still not getting laid. Sucks to be you...

And finally, not sure how a pregnant midget site competes with a mature site or a teen oral or gay site.

Think before you post...if the above is any indication of your argumentative skills, I would feel guilty for taking advantage of you....

L0stMind · 11-26-2002, 11:09 PM

I'll kick someone in da nutz. Who I gotta kick? :P

Rochard · 11-26-2002, 11:10 PM

I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

Pipecrew · 11-26-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by brocklanders

What's a "competator?" is that like a competing computer? Or a competent orator? Again, the short bus comment applies. Think about your argument Sleazy.... The Hun and Al4a and Worldsex and etc.... are your competitors dumb shit. If they weren't around, you'd be getting a lot more traffic than you are now.

Comparing the size of our dicks? Isn't that what the purpose of your thread is? You feel so inferior as to need to show off...that's pretty pathetic.

Furthermore, sure you push big traffic, but unlike the size of your waist line, it's the quality that matters, not the quantity. You're still king of the shit traffic, if that makes you feel better. And you're still not getting laid. Sucks to be you...

And finally, not sure how a pregnant midget site competes with a mature site or a teen oral or gay site.

Think before you post...if the above is any indication of your argumentative skills, I would feel guilty for taking advantage of you....

This guy makes sleazy look like a bitch, He's pipecrewcash approved

dirtyone · 11-26-2002, 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

You don't look like you are having fun.

dirtyone · 11-26-2002, 11:15 PM

97 more posts and I will be "elite" anyway so what difference does it make.

Goodnight

brocklanders · 11-26-2002, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

Are you the one in the middle? You're hot!

Thanks pipe! Wait till you see my Sleazy trap. It's a 10 x 10 x 10 box held up by a post, tied with a rope. The bait is a medium-rare steak from Sizzler. As soon as the animal (Sleazy) takes the bait, I pull the rope.... believe me, it will work.

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders

What's a "competator?" is that like a competing computer? Or a competent orator? Again, the short bus comment applies. Think about your argument Sleazy.... The Hun and Al4a and Worldsex and etc.... are your competitors dumb shit. If they weren't around, you'd be getting a lot more traffic than you are now.

Comparing the size of our dicks? Isn't that what the purpose of your thread is? You feel so inferior as to need to show off...that's pretty pathetic.

Furthermore, sure you push big traffic, but unlike the size of your waist line, it's the quality that matters, not the quantity. You're still king of the shit traffic, if that makes you feel better. And you're still not getting laid. Sucks to be you...

And finally, not sure how a pregnant midget site competes with a mature site or a teen oral or gay site.

Think before you post...if the above is any indication of your argumentative skills, I would feel guilty for taking advantage of you....

you seem to have this fettish dream that I can't get laid. is that because you're a skinny twerp that can't get laid? Psychology courses call this "projecting" - placing your own insecurities on someone else to ease your own miscommings. it looks like a textbook case in your instance.

I've been married 5 years - OBVIOUSLY I'm a virgin.....
I lived 3 years in a CO-ED dorm - yup - never saw any action there and I was skinny then too........

question - how do you even have a clue what the quality of my traffic is? Assuming you know everything about someone else's business without seeing the facts is the sign of a fool.

oh, and about the other sites like the hun and AL4A, I'm a gallery submitter - the main page exists simply to further that purpose.

You're a dumb, disturbed, and very jealous little man.

SleazyDream · 11-26-2002, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

You were very cool to do that, but i thought it was a little mean when bunny got thrown into the tub. She handled it very well though, probaly cause you were in there and such a fun guy!

Ramster · 11-26-2002, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by brocklanders

I think he met "parasite" which is exactly what he is. Why anyone would offer $1000 to get into a TGP party is beyond me. I'll be at the paysite owner party, the real bread and butter of this industry. The leader of a TGP party is like the leader of the short bus.

Who makes more money in this business, Sleazy, the most successful TGP owner or the most successful paysite owner?

I'll also be at AVN, the convention reserved for the real players.

Not sticking up for Sleazy here but there are 1000's of webmasters in this business. Many would love to meet Fantasyman and other big paysite owners but how would that help a webmaster who is new or makes his entire income from tgp listings? Meeting someone who will actually help your business is the goal at any convention.

FlyingIguana · 11-27-2002, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by brocklanders

Furthermore, sure you push big traffic, but unlike the size of your waist line, it's the quality that matters, not the quantity. You're still king of the shit traffic, if that makes you feel better. And you're still not getting laid. Sucks to be you...

he might get more action than you. its not that hard to get laid.

Kimmykim · 11-27-2002, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by brocklanders

LOL. No matter how elite you think you are, you're still not getting laid (paying for it doesn't count).

I am still trying to figure out what Big Macs have to do with me getting laid. And not very successfully...

railz · 11-27-2002, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard
I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

I swear this in front of everyone here:

If I get thrown into a hot tub with two georgeous girls at Internext, I promise I will not pull a face like I'm about to burst into tears. Did she steal the rubber ducky or something?

FlyingIguana · 11-27-2002, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by railz

Did she steal the rubber ducky or something?

yup, why do you think she's all smiles

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

I am still trying to figure out what Big Macs have to do with me getting laid. And not very successfully...

that's not what you said when I left!

DrewKole · 11-27-2002, 12:34 AM

I wouldn't do anything at all to get into a party.

Rather spend the time and money on drugs and hookers.

SleazyDream · 11-27-2002, 12:40 AM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
I wouldn't do anything at all to get into a party.

Rather spend the time and money on drugs and hookers.

but what if the best drugs and hookers are in certain party?

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11-26-2002, 10:05 PM	#4
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11-26-2002, 10:04 PM	#2
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	First I'd be asking myself whether your title misspelling was for parity or parties...

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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	If you have to pay or bribe then you have other problems... I use my personality to make friends and contacts... If thats not good enough for someone then they can go fuck.... you know the rest sing along.

11-26-2002, 10:26 PM	#14
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	so if you have no friends in the business, you'll pretty much be sitting in the hotel bar while everyone else parties and rubs titties? damn, good thing i don't go heh

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11-26-2002, 10:40 PM	#26
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Don't get me wong... I would love to go to some of these parties. Going to the elite parties would be a blast and I am sure that the networking that goes on at these parties can't be accomplished on a message board, ICQ, or through email but for every one person at these parties there are ten people or better that are out there meeting and planning the "next big thing" that the establishement can't envision becasue they are to busy congradulating themselves on having bigger dicks than the rest of the no bodies... You said in one of your posts that you throw this party to thank all the people that helped you as you were starting out in this industry and showed you the way yet every chance you get your throw this party up in the faces of anyone that is not "elite"... I find this funny and strangley disturbing at the same time but what the hell do I know...

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11-26-2002, 11:02 PM	#33
ColKurtz So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Cambodia Posts: 596	"What would you do to get into the RIGHT party for you?" Fan you while shoving big macs in your gullet.

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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	97 more posts and I will be "elite" anyway so what difference does it make. Goodnight

11-27-2002, 12:34 AM	#49
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	I wouldn't do anything at all to get into a party. Rather spend the time and money on drugs and hookers.