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  • Kimmykim
    bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
    • Jun 2001
    • 16015

    #51
    Originally posted by SleazyDream



    but what if the best drugs and hookers are in certain party?
    Oh give me a break, hookers will ditch in a heartbeat if you offer them a better deal... just like strippers ;)

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    • Lensman
      GFY Chaperone
      • Jan 2001
      • 9846

      #52
      Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

      The three top parties that I know of:

      1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

      2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

      3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #53
        Originally posted by Kimmykim


        Oh give me a break, hookers will ditch in a heartbeat if you offer them a better deal... just like strippers ;)
        that's why I dont' have an open door party. they won't leave if they don't know abotu anything better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

        Now read without the word dog.

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        • SleazyDream
          I'm here for SPORT
          • Jul 2001
          • 41470

          #54
          Originally posted by Lensman
          Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

          The three top parties that I know of:

          1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

          2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

          3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)


          thanks lens - I was aweful nice to your sister too, dispite what she might have told you.
          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

          Now read without the word dog.

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          • Kimmykim
            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
            • Jun 2001
            • 16015

            #55
            Originally posted by SleazyDream




            thanks lens - I was aweful nice to your sister too, dispite what she might have told you.
            Uh oh, he told me your sister was a stripper!

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            • SleazyDream
              I'm here for SPORT
              • Jul 2001
              • 41470

              #56
              Originally posted by Kimmykim


              Uh oh, he told me your sister was a stripper!
              I was kinda wondering why len's sister looked chineese...........oh well, I had fun with her........
              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

              Now read without the word dog.

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              • GonZo
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 3180

                #57
                Originally posted by SleazyDream



                You were very cool to do that, but i thought it was a little mean when bunny got thrown into the tub. She handled it very well though, probaly cause you were in there and such a fun guy!
                Ive never known Bunny to get into any situation that she couldnt get her way out of....
                Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                • Peaches
                  Old broad
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 13933

                  #58
                  Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

                  Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

                  If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"

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                  • cat
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 493

                    #59
                    Originally posted by SleazyDream



                    but what if the best drugs and hookers are in certain party?


                    DRUGS??

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                    • BradShaw
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 7840

                      #60
                      Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

                      BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?
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                      • ServerGenius
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 9377

                        #61
                        Just 1 question....

                        Why are you spamming an elite invite only party at every change
                        you get? It doesn't make a lot of sense....

                        A desperate cry for attention?

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                        • FlyingIguana
                          aspiring banker
                          • Mar 2002
                          • 10870

                          #62
                          Originally posted by BradShaw
                          Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

                          BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?
                          can't you just feal the love in here?

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                          • Kimmykim
                            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 16015

                            #63
                            Originally posted by BradShaw
                            Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

                            BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?
                            And you wonder why people don't like you?

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                            • JFK
                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67373

                              #64
                              Originally posted by SleazyDream


                              yup, personality goes a long way when you don't get in the door.......

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                              • brocklanders
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2001
                                • 297

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Ramster


                                Not sticking up for Sleazy here but there are 1000's of webmasters in this business. Many would love to meet Fantasyman and other big paysite owners but how would that help a webmaster who is new or makes his entire income from tgp listings? Meeting someone who will actually help your business is the goal at any convention.

                                Uhm....I don't know many people that make money from TGP listings. I know a lot of people that make money from using TGP listings to send traffic to a SPONSOR which then cuts them a check.

                                Ramster, a good sponsor makes all the difference in the world. I was a lonely TGP newbie that snuck into a paysite party years ago....I made friends with paysite owners who got me a better % on the payouts, offered me free access to the member's area so I could use the content for promotion, and gave me a few Hun listings. Sponsors want to cater to anyone who sends them traffic. Sure you could go to a TGP party and schmooze and hook up a few traffic trades. But c'mon, how insignificant is that?!?!

                                You really want to go to Sleazy's party, just offer him up a In N' Out double-double Animal style from the In N' Out on Tropicana and he'll let you in.

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                                • brocklanders
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 297

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by BradShaw
                                  Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

                                  BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?
                                  Classic. Did they mention the Limo was in the Carl's Jr drive-through?

                                  I could see both those guys in a Carls Jr. ad:

                                  "Don't bother me" (long pause) "I'm eating"

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                                  • kmanrox
                                    aka K-Man
                                    • Oct 2001
                                    • 29295

                                    #67
                                    um, do honest, good business since 1996 in the industry and you will be VIP, free to everything =)
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                                    • Undutchable
                                      Registered User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 2217

                                      #68
                                      Funny thread My opinion (realizing that nobody cares)? People shouldn't be talking about their private parties on a public board. What use is it? And what the hell does the topic title suggest? The only obvious answer to that question is something along the lines of: I'll perform oral sex and take it up the ass if I can be a part of this wonderful experience.

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                                      • JFK
                                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 67373

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by RocHard
                                        I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

                                        Yes Invite Him !! He is all what he says ! Btw did your wife see the pics ??

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                                        • BradShaw
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 7840

                                          #70
                                          People do not like me:-(
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                                          • JFK
                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 67373

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Lensman
                                            Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

                                            The three top parties that I know of:

                                            1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

                                            2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

                                            3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)



                                            OK How do I get into # 3 ????

                                            FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX
                                            For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

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                                            • Daymare
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 2674

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                              And you wonder why people don't like you?

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                                              • 12clicks
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 19813

                                                #73
                                                my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do.
                                                I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                • grumpy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 9870

                                                  #74
                                                  Nothing.....they will just ask me to be present :-)
                                                  Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                                                  • SleazyDream
                                                    I'm here for SPORT
                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 41470

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by BradShaw


                                                    BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?
                                                    obviously you're speaking from personal experience there.......
                                                    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                    Now read without the word dog.

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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                      my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do.

                                                      no more knee pads like last year eh?
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                      • 12clicks
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 19813

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by SleazyDream



                                                        no more knee pads like last year eh?
                                                        Every man has his limits.
                                                        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                        • D-Money
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 9716

                                                          #78
                                                          Well, I wouldn't call our party an elite party. Everyone is invited!

                                                          http://www.theplayersball.com

                                                          Come join us on the 8th.

                                                          Seemed like a good opportunity to spam my party.
                                                          Still Ballin'

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                                                          • GonZo
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 3180

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Peaches
                                                            Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

                                                            Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

                                                            If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"
                                                            Peaches dont worry Ill invite you to an invitation only party for us old farts....
                                                            Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                                                            "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                                                            All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                                                            • 12clicks
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 19813

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Peaches
                                                              Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

                                                              Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

                                                              If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only"
                                                              Peaches, I hear the bathroom doors don't lock at your parties.
                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                              • Peaches
                                                                Old broad
                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                • 13933

                                                                #81
                                                                Peaches dont worry Ill invite you to an invitation only party for us old farts....
                                                                Thanks, Gonzo Those are the ones I feel most comfortable at anyway. My kid would probably love the Player's Ball - me.....probably not so much.

                                                                Peaches, I hear the bathroom doors don't lock at your parties.
                                                                Well, Ron, if you're going to go around telling all my secrets....! That's why I hang out with the handsome big men - they're the best door watchers

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                                                                • Jakk
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 189

                                                                  #82
                                                                  I'd eat my hat.

                                                                  Oh wait, that's already been done.....
                                                                  Last edited by Jakk; 11-27-2002, 12:06 PM.

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                                                                  • 12clicks
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                    • 19813

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Peaches, drop me an email.
                                                                    I want to tell you something.

                                                                    [email protected]
                                                                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                      Old broad
                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 13933

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Email sent (I didn't attach any porographic pictures of my dogs...I hope you're not disappointed...... )

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                                                                      • Rictor
                                                                        Old Timer
                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                        • 12208

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Yah, for 1,000 I'd attend some lame party. Otherwise I'd rather skip em.

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                                                                        • Kimmykim
                                                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 16015

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                          Every man has his limits.
                                                                          I'll be expecting some photoshop replies to this comment.

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                                                                          • GonZo
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                            • 3180

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Peaches


                                                                            Well, Ron, if you're going to go around telling all my secrets....! That's why I hang out with the handsome big men - they're the best door watchers
                                                                            Ill try and find a link to my last bday party then...your kid might wanna come....
                                                                            Assclown Bob Rice wants to BANG your credit card!
                                                                            "I am putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage."
                                                                            All the information above is my personal opinion.

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                                                                            • VIP
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 360

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Guess I have to check out your party again...

                                                                              Nice to see that there are paysites that do not need portals, traffic and affiliates ;-)
                                                                              Is that why they use these endless consoles?
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                                                                              • VIP
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 360

                                                                                #89
                                                                                And Lens, Hugh is asking when you will arrive at the mansion...
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                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 41470

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Originally posted by VIP
                                                                                  And Lens, Hugh is asking when you will arrive at the mansion...

                                                                                  somehow I don't see you on my icq list - hit me up on icq 105713197
                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                  • VIP
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                                                    • 360

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    It's alive!
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