Oh give me a break, hookers will ditch in a heartbeat if you offer them a better deal... just like strippers ;)

Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

The three top parties that I know of:

1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

that's why I dont' have an open door party. they won't leave if they don't know abotu anything better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks lens - I was aweful nice to your sister too, dispite what she might have told you.

Uh oh, he told me your sister was a stripper!

I was kinda wondering why len's sister looked chineese...........oh well, I had fun with her........

Ive never known Bunny to get into any situation that she couldnt get her way out of....

Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only" :thumbsup

DRUGS??

Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

Just 1 question....

Why are you spamming an elite invite only party at every change
you get? It doesn't make a lot of sense....

A desperate cry for attention?

DynaMite

can't you just feal the love in here?

And you wonder why people don't like you? :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Uhm....I don't know many people that make money from TGP listings. I know a lot of people that make money from using TGP listings to send traffic to a SPONSOR which then cuts them a check.

Ramster, a good sponsor makes all the difference in the world. I was a lonely TGP newbie that snuck into a paysite party years ago....I made friends with paysite owners who got me a better % on the payouts, offered me free access to the member's area so I could use the content for promotion, and gave me a few Hun listings. Sponsors want to cater to anyone who sends them traffic. Sure you could go to a TGP party and schmooze and hook up a few traffic trades. But c'mon, how insignificant is that?!?!

You really want to go to Sleazy's party, just offer him up a In N' Out double-double Animal style from the In N' Out on Tropicana and he'll let you in.

Classic. Did they mention the Limo was in the Carl's Jr drive-through?

I could see both those guys in a Carls Jr. ad:

"Don't bother me" (long pause) "I'm eating"

um, do honest, good business since 1996 in the industry and you will be VIP, free to everything =)

Funny thread :) My opinion (realizing that nobody cares)? People shouldn't be talking about their private parties on a public board. What use is it? And what the hell does the topic title suggest? The only obvious answer to that question is something along the lines of: I'll perform oral sex and take it up the ass if I can be a part of this wonderful experience.

:2 cents:

Yes Invite Him !! He is all what he says ! Btw did your wife see the pics ?? :1orglaugh http://www.fubarwebmastersadventures...t/PB230639.JPG

People do not like me:-(

OK How do I get into # 3 ????:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do. :glugglug

Nothing.....they will just ask me to be present :-)

obviously you're speaking from personal experience there.......

no more knee pads like last year eh?

Every man has his limits.

Well, I wouldn't call our party an elite party. Everyone is invited!

http://www.theplayersball.com

Come join us on the 8th.

Seemed like a good opportunity to spam my party. :Graucho

Peaches dont worry Ill invite you to an invitation only party for us old farts....

Peaches, I hear the bathroom doors don't lock at your parties. :winkwink:

Thanks, Gonzo :) Those are the ones I feel most comfortable at anyway. My kid would probably love the Player's Ball - me.....probably not so much. :1orglaugh

Well, Ron, if you're going to go around telling all my secrets....! :winkwink: That's why I hang out with the handsome big men - they're the best door watchers :thumbsup

I'd eat my hat.

Oh wait, that's already been done.....

Peaches, drop me an email.
I want to tell you something.

[email protected]

Email sent :) (I didn't attach any porographic pictures of my dogs...I hope you're not disappointed......:winkwink: )

Yah, for 1,000 I'd attend some lame party. Otherwise I'd rather skip em.

I'll be expecting some photoshop replies to this comment.

Ill try and find a link to my last bday party then...your kid might wanna come....

Guess I have to check out your party again...

Nice to see that there are paysites that do not need portals, traffic and affiliates ;-)
Is that why they use these endless consoles?

And Lens, Hugh is asking when you will arrive at the mansion...

somehow I don't see you on my icq list - hit me up on icq 105713197

It's alive!