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I've had lots of shitty jobs. For a while I worked for a temp agancey that sent me on one nightmare assignement after another.

The worst was working on a sanitation crew in a meat packing plant. They had these assembly lines with big machines and at set intervals they would shut the lines down and we would come in dressed in our rubber suits and wash everything down. I left at lunch break on my first day there and never went back.

well, there was the time in the 6th grade that I worked as a newspaper boy for a throw away newspaper. Delivered twice a week - Wednesday was the big advertising edition, and had 250 to toss, Sunday was a thin edition and only 125.

In order to get paid I had to go door to door and ask them if they wanted to get the paper everytime, they would pay $.50/mo and I got $.30 of it. Of course I had to pay for my own rubberbands. It really sucked. Was like the TGP of the newspaper world.

Then when I was a freshman in high school I worked as a shoeshine boy at a barbershop. Tough job for a white boy :1orglaugh

now that sounds like a fun job

My worst job: I was making plastic toy guns for little children. Sorry... It's 12 years ago, I was goin' to school and needed the money...

pick up a pen from the floor

I was a waitress in a greasy-spoon-type diner. My boss was my (now ex) husband's pothead cousin. She was the owner and only other waitress, and half the time she was too stoned to come in to work, so I would end up working 16 hour days, 7 days a week.

And since she was "family" I was supposed to just suck it up and keep my mouth shut.

I cleaned the bathrooms, answered phones, ran the register, bussed my own tables, made salads coffee and hauled my own huge motherfucking soda canisters, mopped the floors, waited tables...you name it. All for $1.50 an hour plus tips, which weren't much -- all these old motherfucking Texas farmers who were so cheap they'd leave me a $0.60 tip from the $0.40 cup of coffee they paid for and I refilled about 900 times.

Sunday mornings were the worst -- round 11am all the holy rollers would come in fresh from church. Whole families of inbred country-fried fucks, complete with 6 or 7 screaming snot-nosed brats, a husband who thought his shit didn't stink, and a big-haired air-headed PTA soccer mom who couldn't be bothered to control her brood of shithead kids. My personal pet peeve was when I'd go over to these tables, ask if they needed anything, and they'd say "Oh no, hun, we're fine", then let me get five or six steps away and they call out, "But we need --"

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When my boss did manage to make it to work, she and her brother (who washed dishes) would go off in the walk-in cooler and smoke a blunt, then come out and fuck me up. They'd throw leftover food off the tables at each other at closing time, shit like that...and guess who got to clean it up?

I hated my job, hated the people I worked for, hated the customers. I read somehwere, while I was still working there, that if a food service worker smoked a cigarette and then didn't wash their hands before serving food again, it was just as germ-ridden as if they'd spit in your food.

I'd go take a smoke break, thinking of that the whole time, and then come back and serve my customers with a shit-eatin' grin on my face...without washing my hands first. :thumbsup

used to work in the fields for a bit, then moved up to KFC for about 2 years. Went to college and worked for Hi-Health Nutrition then worked for Arch Communications, then worked for some small shitty pager place, then worked Primco which is Verizon Now i think, then graduated and worked at shell then Moble for a while then finally got my first web design job for some company. then got fucked by them this June. been doing this since then and every employer I ever had can suck my fat cock.

I'd say all the above! :BangBang:

I used to have a paper route and this fuck left his dog outside all the time.
The dog tried to bite me a few times when I'd put the paper in the mail box.

I started rolling up his paper and tossed it to his door because I didn't want the dog to bite me. Well this guy has to nerve to complain to the newspaper, and say I was lazy and stopped putting the paper in his mailbox.

I get shit from the newspaper company and they didn't believe my story over an adult.

My dad found out about this and he went over to talk to the guy. I have no clue what he said, but I never saw dog outside at the front again.

I've definitely had my share of shitty jobs. I worked at a grocery store, that was bad. I got paid about 2 dollars an hour (waaah!) and we had to lift all kindsa heavy shit. I was very young back then...

I also had a job delivering newspapers and advertisements to peoples door. The pay for that was even shittier, I think I worked for a month, an hour each day, and only got 20 bucks out of it. I was even younger back then.

I also worked at a telemarketing company. Those who are familiar with these kind of jobs know about the specs: Shitty work, good pay. I also worked at a helpdesk, that got pretty bad after a while but at least we had a computer there so I could surf online and play Flash games.

As bad as some of my jobs were, I think they did me good in the end. They make me appreciate the Adult biz that much more



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None? At all? Somehow I don't believe you. I'm sure there must have been at least ONE young tight body on those registers. :winkwink:

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