doobster

Got this in my email


First, before we can reveal the truth about being "whipped" we must provide a definition of what it is to clarify the matter.

Being "whipped" refers to a person who is involved in a loving relationship who will do almost "anything" that the other asks without any regard for themselves. This term is usually accompanied by a whiping sound or for any fans of the TV show Friends "whooopaaah" (chandelar attempting to make the noise).

With that out of the way. I can finally reveal to the world what is really meant by being "whipped". I will discuss both situations, a man being "whipped" and a women being whipped.

Lets start with the male first. All of you females answer this question right now and ask a few of your friends before continuing. "Is my boyfriend whipped?" If yes, "How whipped?". Ok so you have asked yourself and some friends?

Good. By taking the answers place them on the following scale and find out the truth of why your boyfriend is really "whipped".

Whipped Ranking Description
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Not Whipped If your boyfriend is not "whipped". This means
that you are a normal female without any mental
issues that cloud your vision.

A Little Whipped If your boyfriend is just a little bit "whipped".
This means that you are known to be a little insane
when things do not go your way. This is normal as it
is probably caused by "that time of the month".

Mediocre Whipped If your boyfriend, on average, will do mostly anything
you want. This means that you are borderline psychotic.
And you must get your way almost all of the time or you
might kill someone. This cannot be blamed on "that time
of the month".

Full Blown Whipped If your boyfriend will bend over backwards to do anything
in the world for you. This means you are completely
psychotic. If this is you, check into the mental hospital
immediately! You are liable to kill someone if
something does not go your way. This definetly cannot be
blamed on "that time of the month".


The reason for the following description is, guys are not "whipped". You may think we are, but truly we know that if we do not do what you want we might be murdered by a psychotic women who has to get their way. Us guys know that women need to get their way which is why people would consider us being "whipped" when truly you women are just insane.

Now it is time for the females. If a female is considered "whipped" they just understand that us males have "needs" that constantly need to be filled. Women can never be "whipped", they just know how to please their man. If you are not "whipped" this means that you are a bad girlfriend and cannot please your man!

For any women who answered they are not "whipped" I would find out where your boyfriend is right now because he is probably cheating on you with a "whipped" girl.



That's All Folks!

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Kimmykim

Only stupid girls are whipped, and if a man wants that, then by all means let him have it, in the end he'll see that he deserved it. One can only hope such a stupid slut WILL end up pregnant, he won't be sure it's his AND he'll still get stuck paying child support...

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Cohen

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PenetratinP

Sounds very hygenic.