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DearAbby · 12-01-2002, 03:35 AM

Fuck, I feel so shady.

My 16 yr old cousin was up for Thanksgiving this weekend. Last year she was telling me about her friend who ran a site called hydro...something or other, a graphic arts site.

Anyhoo, we are sitting there playing cards when she mentions her friend... out of nowhere, not thinking, I blurt out infront of my 16 and 17 yr old christian cousins, my Dad, uncle, and Grandmother, "Oh yeah... she runs HydroPORN. THey all stop and look at me like WTF? I try to cover by acting like I had not said anything out of the ordinary... but man was I sweating!

I realize people shouldnt care what you do for a living... but saying that shit in front of my young cousins was pretty scary.

421Fill · 12-01-2002, 03:37 AM

I've done it before, too, but not like that. too funny.

beemk · 12-01-2002, 03:39 AM

i always accidentally type "porn" when i mean to type words like "port"

DearAbby · 12-01-2002, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
i always accidentally type "porn" when i mean to type words like "port"

A few weeks ago, I was with a friend. I was helping her by trying to log into her yahoo email account... and accidently started typing in my XXX username.

She was like WTF?

EscortBiz · 12-01-2002, 03:43 AM

funny shit

eru · 12-01-2002, 03:45 AM

I once said Porno Panda instead of Panda Express -- to my mother.

Zebra · 12-01-2002, 04:22 AM

I hate when you are in public and you need to talk to someone on the phone reagrding something for a site. Kinda hard to tell someone what wording to use for a link describing hardcore anal fucking while you are waiting in line at the store and your kid's 4th grade teacher is in the next lane

Dugmor · 12-01-2002, 04:25 AM

If you like the designer that did Hydro Porn . you can find him here Doggie Digital !

He did the first version of We Fuck in Public

Vendot · 12-01-2002, 09:31 AM

Thats funny. Its not as bad for me but I tend to find myself using webmaster terminology now and again. Like I was out clubbing and I got talking to a friend who was a bit shy about hitting on this girl so I gave him:

"You just gotta keep the hits flowing and sooner or later they'll convert but dont expect them to sign-up right away"

suesheboy · 12-01-2002, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vendot
Thats funny. Its not as bad for me but I tend to find myself using webmaster terminology now and again. Like I was out clubbing and I got talking to a friend who was a bit shy about hitting on this girl so I gave him:

"You just gotta keep the hits flowing and sooner or later they'll convert but dont expect them to sign-up right away"

LMAO

SpaceAce · 12-01-2002, 09:39 AM

My aunt and my little cousin (she's like 12 or something) visited me earlier this year. They're vegetarians and they were fixing up a fancy salad for us all to eat for dinner. They went into my cabinet and found my stash of Porn City mugs

SpaceAce

Mutt · 12-01-2002, 09:39 AM

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TheFLY · 12-01-2002, 09:45 AM

Happens to me all the time. I was getting my hair cut and I was kidding around with the cutie cutting my hair that she might cut me, she said if she did she would puke -- I almost made a puke fetish joke :! LOL

Cohen · 12-01-2002, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DearAbby
Fuck, I feel so shady.

My 16 yr old cousin was up for Thanksgiving this weekend. Last year she was telling me about her friend who ran a site called hydro...something or other, a graphic arts site.

Anyhoo, we are sitting there playing cards when she mentions her friend... out of nowhere, not thinking, I blurt out infront of my 16 and 17 yr old christian cousins, my Dad, uncle, and Grandmother, "Oh yeah... she runs HydroPORN. THey all stop and look at me like WTF? I try to cover by acting like I had not said anything out of the ordinary... but man was I sweating!

I realize people shouldnt care what you do for a living... but saying that shit in front of my young cousins was pretty scary.

I always ask old ladies with fake boobs what M.I.L.F Hunter series they were on - Until now, I havent run into one that knew what i was talking about.

StacyCat · 12-01-2002, 09:47 AM

I was talking to my boss about my "vacation" to vegas, she said "You are going to that porn convention, arent ya!" I just smiled and didnt say anything.

Cohen · 12-01-2002, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vendot
Thats funny. Its not as bad for me but I tend to find myself using webmaster terminology now and again. Like I was out clubbing and I got talking to a friend who was a bit shy about hitting on this girl so I gave him:

"You just gotta keep the hits flowing and sooner or later they'll convert but dont expect them to sign-up right away"

heheheh - gotta write that one down

s9ann0 · 12-01-2002, 10:05 AM

you're all mad and possessed by evil porn thats taken over your minds

Smegma · 12-01-2002, 10:18 AM

I have you ALL beat.

My wife is begging me to let her brother work at the XFR Office over winter break (college). He needs the money.

90% of our customers are adult. I've known this kid since he was 12... and I obviously know his parents ... what does one do?

Nysus · 12-01-2002, 10:26 AM

Ya shoulda corrected yourself with "hydrophorne!" .. meaning to say "hydrophone!" ... not sure it's a word.. but sure!

Cheers,
Matt

UnseenWorld · 12-01-2002, 10:45 AM

Oh, yeah, well, sometimes if for example I want someone to pass the butter, I'll say, "How'd you like to make a little money doing point of view?"

some_idiot · 12-01-2002, 10:52 AM

My family is all hardcore catholics, I made sure that
everyone knew and knew that the bulk of my money
is made from fetishes.

It's very simple, all my friends are in shit jobs because
of the tech bubble burst. I still work on what I want
when I want because porn pays the mortgage and
my wife is kept in a life style better then her parents
could ever afford.

They get over it quickly when they realize that someone
is going to sell the degenerates their porn. Their family
members might as well have the money.

TeraBabes · 12-01-2002, 10:54 AM

I am pretty much incapable of typing words like "baseball," for example. They always seem to come out as "babeball."

cherrylula · 12-01-2002, 10:57 AM

I was at the drive through ordering a burger, and instead of saying "no mayo", I said "hold the bukkake"

Kimmykim · 12-01-2002, 11:27 AM

ROFL, I was in LA last month in a meeting with some guys from non adult and we start talking about things. A couple minutes later I looked up and they were looking at me with the strangest faces -- I asked them what was wrong and they just kind of sat there... then one of them said, 'if we do this, we don't have to have a whiteboard or anything do we? my mom comes by here'

I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!

Spoonie Luv · 12-01-2002, 11:30 AM

A lot of sexual innuendo, being a computer consultant and talking about hard drives and such.

Babaganoosh · 12-01-2002, 12:46 PM

Jeeze, just this past Thanksgiving my Mom asked me "Doesn't Grandma look nice?" I replied "Hell yes, she's fucking HOT".

DearAbby · 12-01-2002, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Jeeze, just this past Thanksgiving my Mom asked me "Doesn't Grandma look nice?" I replied "Hell yes, she's fucking HOT".

Ive seen your Grandma... she really IS hot!

SykkBoy · 12-01-2002, 01:12 PM

I still remember the time I was having dinner with AaronM and Paolo from CFF at Emeril's....we're talking about naked nuns and assorted industry talk and the people at the table next to us were straining to hear our conversation better...well, the "father" was trying to listen and I think the "mother" was trying to hold her shock.......

and the fun of explaining to my in-laws on Thanksgiving why my son picked up his new favorite word "bukakke" and what it meant...I explained it was a Japanese word he heard on Pokemon cartoons........

SleazyDream · 12-01-2002, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
I was talking to my boss about my "vacation" to vegas, she said "You are going to that porn convention, arent ya!" I just smiled and didnt say anything.

cybernet expo was great - I told everyone I was going to a convnetion in vegas and EVERYONE thought I was going to comdex.

Redbone · 12-01-2002, 04:13 PM

Interesting thread... I do it myself. I find myself casually dropping words like "BBW" and "trans" into conversations. People seem to assume, after I explain what I mean, that I'm into that stuff. I don't even try to argue anymore.

They also want to know how I know. I think the bukkake/Pokemon thing is the best plausible explanation I've heard yet, at least for that term. Skyyboy, did you think of that in advance, or did it just occur to you?

Rep · 12-01-2002, 04:16 PM

I love my work and it shows. If you're going to be a pornographer, be a proud pornographer.

p1mpdogg · 12-01-2002, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
ROFL, I was in LA last month in a meeting with some guys from non adult and we start talking about things. A couple minutes later I looked up and they were looking at me with the strangest faces -- I asked them what was wrong and they just kind of sat there... then one of them said, 'if we do this, we don't have to have a whiteboard or anything do we? my mom comes by here'

I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!

im sorry.. but am i missing something?

you meet, you shoot the shit.. they ask about a whiteboard?

where is the joke.. or the embarassing comment?

HeadPimp · 12-01-2002, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
I hate when you are in public and you need to talk to someone on the phone reagrding something for a site. Kinda hard to tell someone what wording to use for a link describing hardcore anal fucking while you are waiting in line at the store and your kid's 4th grade teacher is in the next lane

I just keep talking. Most people are too oblivious to pay any real attention.

foe · 12-01-2002, 05:24 PM

Happened to me several times.

DearAbby · 12-01-2002, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rep
I love my work and it shows. If you're going to be a pornographer, be a proud pornographer.

...there are times when it's not appropriate. Get a fucking clue.

SykkBoy · 12-01-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redbone

They also want to know how I know. I think the bukkake/Pokemon thing is the best plausible explanation I've heard yet, at least for that term. Skyyboy, did you think of that in advance, or did it just occur to you?

it was totally off the cuff...I've learned to be a quick improviser ;)

asuna · 12-01-2002, 08:38 PM

When I go out to a resturant, i usually start talking about porn sites, alot of dirty looks from othe rpeople... especailly with my Porno Junkies tshirt.. great exposure, so if anyone wanna send me free www shirts.. icq me

krox · 12-01-2002, 09:15 PM

In England there is a type of pension called AVC (additional voluntary contribution).

I was speaking to a pension salesman the other week, and started calling it an AVS one by mistake. So no harm done, as he wouldn't have known the porn reference unless he was into it himself.

How I did get busted though, was when I got an email from my lesbian feminist activist sister requesting a receipt. I clicked on send receipt. Unfortunately outlook express sent the receipt from my porno email address - which was not my default one, just the last one I used. Thank you Microsoft.

She thought it was to do with a virus, but I told her the truth (breaking rule number one - deny everything).

I know she disapproves, but I have managed to avoid the subject with her since then. At least she just thinks it is a sideline, and doesn't realize that I live and breathe porn most of my waking existence.

Herb Kornfield · 12-01-2002, 11:40 PM

People always ask what you do for a living and it always seems to be those that are not really into computer, so, you have to somewhat explain it to them in a roundaabout way.

Usually if the folks asking are pretty cool, I just say Adult hosting, ya know, X-rated sites?....The guys are all DOWN with it, the babes sometimes are really either on the disgust soapbox and "you pervert" kinda rap or all down as well........

Most of the time, I just tell em that I work the deli counter....no one is interested in that kinda shit........

Webby · 12-01-2002, 11:47 PM

My daughter was about 6 when the teacher asked the class, "What does your dad do?" She proudly proclaims, "My dad is in the sex business" ... "That sounds exciting!" says the teacher *g* We have been best friends with that teacher ever since - think she like the "excitement" of the sex biz *g*

Fletch XXX · 12-01-2002, 11:49 PM

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beemk · 12-02-2002, 02:49 AM

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including their design. looks like they stole the idea from sohh.com.

Angelie · 12-02-2002, 03:19 AM

This is how it go's:

"I saw the funniest thing on GFY"

"What is GFY?"

"Oh just this internet thing, where people post stuff"

"What does GFY stand for?"

"I can't remember right now Grandma"

She's still upset with me from when she saw a calendar in a store with me wearing a thong. Ha hahahahahahah

SetTheWorldonFire · 12-02-2002, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Jeeze, just this past Thanksgiving my Mom asked me "Doesn't Grandma look nice?" I replied "Hell yes, she's fucking HOT".

Paul -C- · 12-02-2002, 05:28 AM

My friend Alan has been called Anal on more than one occasion...

Jeffery · 12-02-2002, 05:35 AM

Hell... everyone that asks me what I do, from Bar sluts to Preachers, my answer is... "I host porn sites"

I love to see the expression on their face change

Hustlin Entertainment · 12-02-2002, 06:15 AM

Phoenix · 12-02-2002, 06:59 AM

yeah it's always met with the same response....from guys-they think it's great...from girls-i'm a huge pig who is personally resposible for all the worlds problems...

So i usually just keep my mouth shut about the whole thing...my mother knows as i always tell her what is going on...she told me i don't have to be truthful with the rest of the family...lol

12-01-2002, 03:35 AM	#1
DearAbby Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: NoCal Posts: 979	Ever accidently make porn refrences in everyday conversation? Fuck, I feel so shady. My 16 yr old cousin was up for Thanksgiving this weekend. Last year she was telling me about her friend who ran a site called hydro...something or other, a graphic arts site. Anyhoo, we are sitting there playing cards when she mentions her friend... out of nowhere, not thinking, I blurt out infront of my 16 and 17 yr old christian cousins, my Dad, uncle, and Grandmother, "Oh yeah... she runs HydroPORN. THey all stop and look at me like WTF? I try to cover by acting like I had not said anything out of the ordinary... but man was I sweating! I realize people shouldnt care what you do for a living... but saying that shit in front of my young cousins was pretty scary.

12-01-2002, 03:37 AM	#2
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12-01-2002, 09:31 AM	#9
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	Thats funny. Its not as bad for me but I tend to find myself using webmaster terminology now and again. Like I was out clubbing and I got talking to a friend who was a bit shy about hitting on this girl so I gave him: "You just gotta keep the hits flowing and sooner or later they'll convert but dont expect them to sign-up right away" __________________ "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell

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12-01-2002, 09:47 AM	#15
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12-01-2002, 10:57 AM	#23
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I was at the drive through ordering a burger, and instead of saying "no mayo", I said "hold the bukkake"

12-01-2002, 11:27 AM	#24
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	ROFL, I was in LA last month in a meeting with some guys from non adult and we start talking about things. A couple minutes later I looked up and they were looking at me with the strangest faces -- I asked them what was wrong and they just kind of sat there... then one of them said, 'if we do this, we don't have to have a whiteboard or anything do we? my mom comes by here' I almost fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard!

12-01-2002, 11:30 AM	#25
Spoonie Luv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crankerville Posts: 1,003	A lot of sexual innuendo, being a computer consultant and talking about hard drives and such.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I still remember the time I was having dinner with AaronM and Paolo from CFF at Emeril's....we're talking about naked nuns and assorted industry talk and the people at the table next to us were straining to hear our conversation better...well, the "father" was trying to listen and I think the "mother" was trying to hold her shock....... and the fun of explaining to my in-laws on Thanksgiving why my son picked up his new favorite word "bukakke" and what it meant...I explained it was a Japanese word he heard on Pokemon cartoons........ __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

12-01-2002, 04:13 PM	#30
Redbone Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 323	Interesting thread... I do it myself. I find myself casually dropping words like "BBW" and "trans" into conversations. People seem to assume, after I explain what I mean, that I'm into that stuff. I don't even try to argue anymore. They also want to know how I know. I think the bukkake/Pokemon thing is the best plausible explanation I've heard yet, at least for that term. Skyyboy, did you think of that in advance, or did it just occur to you? __________________ Pffffffftttttttth. I'm done.

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12-01-2002, 05:24 PM	#34
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	Happened to me several times.

12-01-2002, 08:38 PM	#37
asuna Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 8,743	When I go out to a resturant, i usually start talking about porn sites, alot of dirty looks from othe rpeople... especailly with my Porno Junkies tshirt.. great exposure, so if anyone wanna send me free www shirts.. icq me __________________

12-01-2002, 09:15 PM	#38
krox Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 253	In England there is a type of pension called AVC (additional voluntary contribution). I was speaking to a pension salesman the other week, and started calling it an AVS one by mistake. So no harm done, as he wouldn't have known the porn reference unless he was into it himself. How I did get busted though, was when I got an email from my lesbian feminist activist sister requesting a receipt. I clicked on send receipt. Unfortunately outlook express sent the receipt from my porno email address - which was not my default one, just the last one I used. Thank you Microsoft. She thought it was to do with a virus, but I told her the truth (breaking rule number one - deny everything). I know she disapproves, but I have managed to avoid the subject with her since then. At least she just thinks it is a sideline, and doesn't realize that I live and breathe porn most of my waking existence.

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	People always ask what you do for a living and it always seems to be those that are not really into computer, so, you have to somewhat explain it to them in a roundaabout way. Usually if the folks asking are pretty cool, I just say Adult hosting, ya know, X-rated sites?....The guys are all DOWN with it, the babes sometimes are really either on the disgust soapbox and "you pervert" kinda rap or all down as well........ Most of the time, I just tell em that I work the deli counter....no one is interested in that kinda shit........

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