Designer Here!!! [Business Thread]

[Pleasurepays]

Hi, i'm a designer that's been designing for years.

I do nice work.

I have great prices.

I'm whoring myself on a forum for work by creating threads to show my portfolio.

...which is odd... i mean why am i creating threads on a forum to find work? Design is pretty much about repeat business. Where are my repeat clients? Why don't I have loyal clients who use only me for all their needs? Why am I not slammed with work?

Well, the truth is that i'm a bit flaky, i'll say it will be done on Friday and you won't hear from me until the following Wednesday.

I tend to work much harder before I receive money than after I receive money.

I barely pay attention to well thought out, well written and concise instructions.

My work is usually not cross browser compliant

People work with me and I basically leave them with a sort of luke warm feeling. They'll say I do good work on a forum, but they don't use me exclusively.

So here I am. Please send me your business.

You'll kinda not regret it... sorta.

[MetaMan]

Maybe if you werent such a cheap ass you could pay for a half decent designer? stop trying to save a couple hundred bucks and you will find someone who is a REAL designer and not someone who claims to be.

[desus]

lol, great thread and so true.