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punker barbie 05-08-2009 10:54 AM

ROFL back in my single days when my roommate and i would go out people would get the wrong impression about me because i work in the adult industry and miss innocent dental assistant would be classifield as a good girl little do these guys know she is a god damn pimp. you just never know.

TheAmericanCannibal 05-08-2009 11:03 AM

Pr0

Took me 40 yrs to meet my soul mate.
I fought the urge to be with her for a while because while she is NOT a pron star she is STILL in this business. That was something I swore I would NEVER do again.

But you know what?
She surprised the hell out of this old man.

She also saved my life and proved to me she was who she said she was.
She walked the walk, and is still talkin that talk!



Aaliyah I love you soooooo much!

TheAmericanCannibal 05-08-2009 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15833970)
you need to think about where the 'good girls go'

Good girls go to AA

:1orglaugh

pr0 05-08-2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 15834224)
Pr0 - you know the deal, girls are for fun not to bring home to mamma Pro! Have fun and send them home. The moment you get weak and keep one around, you'll pay for it!

I think you're right....I will subdue my weakness & get back to the whores. Fuck it!

_Richard_ 05-08-2009 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 15834289)
Good girls go to AA

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh that could be true! they're looking for self improvement

i was thinking about a cooking class or something simple

pr0 05-08-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBR Richard (Post 15834429)
:1orglaugh that could be true! they're looking for self improvement

i was thinking about a cooking class or something simple

No no no......thats the old evil pr0 stuff.

1) Showing up to cancer remission groups (thank god im alive, lets fuck!)
2) Showing up to NA meetings (I'm off the smack, lets fuck!)
3) Sex addicts anonymous (too fucking easy)

No more "groups" with lonely, impressionable young women :pimp

DAMNMAN 05-08-2009 11:36 AM

I married a slut!!!!
 
I took a whole different route, I married a slut!!!! SHANNON RUSH (GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY GIRL, JUST A PORNSTAR/SLUT!!!)
Of all my married freinds, I'm the only one who's truely happy.
They all married the "Good Girls" Good girls who cheated on them, fucked them over, raked them over the coals in one way or another and give them tons of shit on a daily basis.

On top of that, they don't have sex very often and anal or 3 ways are out of the question.

If my married freinds even look at another girl they get the eveil eye at bare minimum.
My wife just told me to start doing POV scenes for the additional cash if I want.

Watch out what you wish for ...because you just might get it!!:2 cents:

pr0 05-08-2009 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMNMAN (Post 15834495)
Watch out what you wish for ...because you just might get it!!:2 cents:

You know what you're right. Fuck it.

I like the bad girls....the goth chicks, the fuck up's & the cokeheads.

I should just go with it.....fuck changing myself & settling down :thumbsup

Thanks for the inspiration VidVicious & Zman!

DAMNMAN 05-08-2009 12:51 PM

Well actually, you don't have to settle. Even if you wanna settle down. BTW: I didn't say that crazy ass coke snortin' bee-otches were the way to go. Been there done that and they are a big ball of stress "I rather have a bible thumpin' christian girl and never get laid than go back to crazy coke head bitches." I'm talkin' about a sex beast, addicted to cock/not coke!!!!

Try to find a slut who is on a bit more even keel than that if possible.

Then again, I may have gotten really lucky.

cherrylula 05-08-2009 01:38 PM

mail order one

cherrylula 05-08-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 15835002)
mail order one

someone here can probably direct you to a site to pick one out even.

LeRoy 05-08-2009 01:40 PM

Man it's tough being single. good luck finding your mate.

Here's something to think about:

I used to wear a wedding ring and so many chicks were hitting on me. I could've bagged a few but the love my wife thing puts a damper on that.

Now that I dont wear it most girls wont give me the time of day. WTF

Diomed 05-08-2009 01:41 PM

Pr0,

where you been buddy?

Never heard back from you on icq, you went missing.

gmr324 05-08-2009 02:43 PM

another vote for grocery stores. Otherwise, you need to call the Milliionaire Matchmaker!

genoveze 05-08-2009 03:51 PM

organize camps

d-null 05-08-2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 15834224)
Pr0 - you know the deal, girls are for fun not to bring home to mamma Pro! Have fun and send them home. The moment you get weak and keep one around, you'll pay for it!

this man has WISDOM! very good post :thumbsup

BV 05-08-2009 04:00 PM

Forget it dude! ALL women have the capability of being a slut/whore. Even the nicest mild mannered ones can be a slut whore. I know fist hand. hahaha They are actually the worst ones.

peace,
BV

Sarah_Jayne 05-08-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15833815)
Stop looking. Wait for her to find you.

Seriously...people aren't lying when they say it happens when you aren't looking for it. Both men I have loved in my life were people that I met when the last thing I was thinking about was finding somebody to date.

I don't know why that is other than the best conversations start when you aren't on your guard and they way to tell if you will really click with somebody is through conversation.

_Richard_ 05-08-2009 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15834447)
No no no......thats the old evil pr0 stuff.

1) Showing up to cancer remission groups (thank god im alive, lets fuck!)
2) Showing up to NA meetings (I'm off the smack, lets fuck!)
3) Sex addicts anonymous (too fucking easy)

No more "groups" with lonely, impressionable young women :pimp

aren't you in vegas? haha

good luck dude

Juilan 05-08-2009 06:14 PM

Become a cult leader, everything else will follow

BlackCrayon 05-08-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 15833766)
Come to Montreal for a visit, I will introduce you to some hot cool chicks ;-)

french chicks are sluts. he says hes looking for the opposite. :1orglaugh

tony286 05-08-2009 06:30 PM

it will find you. Didnt happen to me until I was 34 met her on a porn site with free personals. As of october we will be married 10 yrs.

CDSmith 05-08-2009 08:00 PM

Bank tellers.

Seriously pr0, they make the best girlfriends.

O MARINA 05-08-2009 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15835876)
Bank tellers.

Seriously pr0, they make the best girlfriends.



why....?

SideShow 05-08-2009 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15834778)
You know what you're right. Fuck it.

I like the bad girls....the goth chicks, the fuck up's & the cokeheads.

I should just go with it.....fuck changing myself & settling down :thumbsup

Thanks for the inspiration VidVicious & Zman!

Do and be who you are and you will meet people like you and a good mate in the process. I met my woman in the party scene ( lots of blinky glow stuff and deep house) and I was dating 4 women at the time two who were dating each other......a damn good life

I had a professional life and a party life....once a figured out how to blend them I met her....I was just living not expecting to be alive in 5 years...so was just "fuck it say and do whatever I wanted or felt" just being myself.

Then 6 weeks later I was engaged, shed off the others and a year later married.

We have the same high ethics and low morals.....a great combo for a great life!

In a mate you grow together or apart depending on how much you invest in the relationship. It does not matter if your both sluts or etards....criminals or church people....

the 2 questions I would ask myself are ....
1) can I have a conversation for a lifetime with this person and never be bored
2) I can't stay angry at her for more than 30mins- hour

if you can answer yes to those you found a mate the rest is all a negotiation

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qxm 05-08-2009 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 15835881)
why....?

1. Most of them are "Ethical/centered" .. I know .. I worked in several banks as an LO
2. They are sexe
3. They live on minimum wage ... bank tellers are just a small step up from McDonalds ... I ain't kidding .... WF and Wamu LO's are making around 14/hours + percentage points (nop they ain't full points on the loan but a very small percentage instead) and tellers 10 (10.50 if you are teller supervisor)....
4. They are sexe
5. Because of their job ....they become savvy about money and learn how to respect and appreciate a man who provides/makes them happy ...
6. They are sexe
7. They take good care of themselves cause they wanna look good for their customers .. without coming across as sluts....
8. Did I mention they r sexe?

baddog 05-08-2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 15836013)
1. Most of them are "Ethical/centered" .. I know .. I worked in several banks as an LO
2. They are sexe
3. They live on minimum wage ... bank tellers are just a small step up from McDonalds ... I ain't kidding .... WF and Wamu LO's are making around 14/hours + percentage points (nop they ain't full points on the loan but a very small percentage instead) and tellers 10 (10.50 if you are teller supervisor)....
4. They are sexe
5. Because of their job ....they become savvy about money and learn how to respect and appreciate a man who provides/makes them happy ...
6. They are sexe
7. They take good care of themselves cause they wanna look good for their customers .. without coming across as sluts....
8. Did I mention they r sexe?

Interesting observation.

cosis 05-08-2009 09:42 PM

single life is fun, however at some point in your mid/late 20's it gets old. finding the one and having my daughter beats anything i've ever did a million times over.

mmcfadden 05-08-2009 09:43 PM

I feel ya brother...

I just got a number tonight from coaching my daughter's softball team... it was like a lightning of energy went over my body when she offered it... she is a mom of a daughter on the team who just got a divorce and it was like the coolest thing thats happened to me in ages...

my daughter still wasn't at the game because the game landed on my ex's day... oh well... things are gettin better

STAROTICA 05-08-2009 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExLust (Post 15833023)
Check the background first before leading to something on both of you.

and dont forget to do an NCIC as well......:)

Jim_Gunn 05-08-2009 09:53 PM

Pr0, if your casual "dating" life is so great why try to change it? I prefer to stick to the porn stars, strippers and whores, preferably two at a time. And their combined ages don't often add up to mine. :-)

Nicky 05-08-2009 10:18 PM

I think most people here has said it, on a side note; bro, lets get that project going.

GregE 05-08-2009 10:27 PM

Whatever you find, just be sure not to marry her sans a prenupt :2 cents:

cosis 05-08-2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregE (Post 15836096)
Whatever you find, just be sure not to marry her sans a prenupt :2 cents:

only a stupid woman would sign a prenup

Nicky 05-08-2009 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosis (Post 15836098)
only a stupid woman would sign a prenup

And an ever stupider man would have her to not....

mmcfadden 05-08-2009 10:41 PM

stupid is as stupid does...

d-null 05-09-2009 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GregE (Post 15836096)
Whatever you find, just be sure not to marry her sans a prenupt :2 cents:

marriage is a man signing away his life, it is an incredibly stupid thing to do

uno 05-09-2009 10:36 AM

Hey pr0, hit me up or i'll give you a call later this afternoon/early evening.

pr0 05-09-2009 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 15837468)
Hey pr0, hit me up or i'll give you a call later this afternoon/early evening.

I'm taking off the weekend & possibly Monday. I'll hit ya up on tues pimp.

Nicky I'll also talk to you Tuesday.

burntfilm 05-09-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 15832869)
So where do i start looking for the "good girl". Or do i abandon all hope & try to turn a stripper into a housewife? :helpme

Change your mind set. Stop looking for a "wife" in the traditional sense and try to find some girls you can be "just friends" with. Find some girls you relate to on a non sexual level. The qualities that make you dig those chicks will be the qualities you want in a wife. Probably.


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