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ROFL back in my single days when my roommate and i would go out people would get the wrong impression about me because i work in the adult industry and miss innocent dental assistant would be classifield as a good girl little do these guys know she is a god damn pimp. you just never know.
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Took me 40 yrs to meet my soul mate. I fought the urge to be with her for a while because while she is NOT a pron star she is STILL in this business. That was something I swore I would NEVER do again. But you know what? She surprised the hell out of this old man. She also saved my life and proved to me she was who she said she was. She walked the walk, and is still talkin that talk! Aaliyah I love you soooooo much! |
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i was thinking about a cooking class or something simple |
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1) Showing up to cancer remission groups (thank god im alive, lets fuck!) 2) Showing up to NA meetings (I'm off the smack, lets fuck!) 3) Sex addicts anonymous (too fucking easy) No more "groups" with lonely, impressionable young women :pimp |
I married a slut!!!!
I took a whole different route, I married a slut!!!! SHANNON RUSH (GREAT and TRUSTWORTHY GIRL, JUST A PORNSTAR/SLUT!!!)
Of all my married freinds, I'm the only one who's truely happy. They all married the "Good Girls" Good girls who cheated on them, fucked them over, raked them over the coals in one way or another and give them tons of shit on a daily basis. On top of that, they don't have sex very often and anal or 3 ways are out of the question. If my married freinds even look at another girl they get the eveil eye at bare minimum. My wife just told me to start doing POV scenes for the additional cash if I want. Watch out what you wish for ...because you just might get it!!:2 cents: |
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I like the bad girls....the goth chicks, the fuck up's & the cokeheads. I should just go with it.....fuck changing myself & settling down :thumbsup Thanks for the inspiration VidVicious & Zman! |
Well actually, you don't have to settle. Even if you wanna settle down. BTW: I didn't say that crazy ass coke snortin' bee-otches were the way to go. Been there done that and they are a big ball of stress "I rather have a bible thumpin' christian girl and never get laid than go back to crazy coke head bitches." I'm talkin' about a sex beast, addicted to cock/not coke!!!!
Try to find a slut who is on a bit more even keel than that if possible. Then again, I may have gotten really lucky. |
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Man it's tough being single. good luck finding your mate.
Here's something to think about: I used to wear a wedding ring and so many chicks were hitting on me. I could've bagged a few but the love my wife thing puts a damper on that. Now that I dont wear it most girls wont give me the time of day. WTF |
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where you been buddy? Never heard back from you on icq, you went missing. |
another vote for grocery stores. Otherwise, you need to call the Milliionaire Matchmaker!
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organize camps
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Forget it dude! ALL women have the capability of being a slut/whore. Even the nicest mild mannered ones can be a slut whore. I know fist hand. hahaha They are actually the worst ones.
peace, BV |
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I don't know why that is other than the best conversations start when you aren't on your guard and they way to tell if you will really click with somebody is through conversation. |
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good luck dude |
Become a cult leader, everything else will follow
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it will find you. Didnt happen to me until I was 34 met her on a porn site with free personals. As of october we will be married 10 yrs.
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Bank tellers.
Seriously pr0, they make the best girlfriends. |
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why....? |
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I had a professional life and a party life....once a figured out how to blend them I met her....I was just living not expecting to be alive in 5 years...so was just "fuck it say and do whatever I wanted or felt" just being myself. Then 6 weeks later I was engaged, shed off the others and a year later married. We have the same high ethics and low morals.....a great combo for a great life! In a mate you grow together or apart depending on how much you invest in the relationship. It does not matter if your both sluts or etards....criminals or church people.... the 2 questions I would ask myself are .... 1) can I have a conversation for a lifetime with this person and never be bored 2) I can't stay angry at her for more than 30mins- hour if you can answer yes to those you found a mate the rest is all a negotiation :2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::2 cents |
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2. They are sexe 3. They live on minimum wage ... bank tellers are just a small step up from McDonalds ... I ain't kidding .... WF and Wamu LO's are making around 14/hours + percentage points (nop they ain't full points on the loan but a very small percentage instead) and tellers 10 (10.50 if you are teller supervisor).... 4. They are sexe 5. Because of their job ....they become savvy about money and learn how to respect and appreciate a man who provides/makes them happy ... 6. They are sexe 7. They take good care of themselves cause they wanna look good for their customers .. without coming across as sluts.... 8. Did I mention they r sexe? |
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single life is fun, however at some point in your mid/late 20's it gets old. finding the one and having my daughter beats anything i've ever did a million times over.
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I feel ya brother...
I just got a number tonight from coaching my daughter's softball team... it was like a lightning of energy went over my body when she offered it... she is a mom of a daughter on the team who just got a divorce and it was like the coolest thing thats happened to me in ages... my daughter still wasn't at the game because the game landed on my ex's day... oh well... things are gettin better |
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Pr0, if your casual "dating" life is so great why try to change it? I prefer to stick to the porn stars, strippers and whores, preferably two at a time. And their combined ages don't often add up to mine. :-)
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I think most people here has said it, on a side note; bro, lets get that project going.
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Whatever you find, just be sure not to marry her sans a prenupt :2 cents:
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stupid is as stupid does...
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Hey pr0, hit me up or i'll give you a call later this afternoon/early evening.
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Nicky I'll also talk to you Tuesday. |
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