The DEVIL spoke to ME!

**iroc409** · 03-29-2003, 09:49 AM

one time God told one of my friends to go see a new movie. wierd shit.

**XxXotic** · 03-29-2003, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
The DEVIL spoke to ME!

Do you know what he said?

He said:

1. Stop looking at pornography!

and

2. Stop sleeping around!

What do you guys make of this?

i think you need to whip out your cock and "exorcise some demons"

**blazi** · 03-29-2003, 09:51 AM

ask him for how long you should stop this... maybe he just means for a couple days?

**Pipecrew** · 03-29-2003, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
The DEVIL spoke to ME!

Do you know what he said?

He said:

1. Stop looking at pornography!

and

2. Stop sleeping around!

What do you guys make of this?

I think you mis heard, He said "Stop looking at pornography" and "stop sleeping on the ground"

**Thrawn$** · 03-29-2003, 09:59 AM

You didn't understand what i said!
i told you to putt of your pant and let GOD fucking you in the Assss

**Funbrunette** · 03-29-2003, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
The DEVIL spoke to ME!

Do you know what he said?

He said:

1. Stop looking at pornography!

and

2. Stop sleeping around!

What do you guys make of this?

Talks to me all the time...Actually I have all these little voices in my head!

**TDF** · 03-29-2003, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Funbrunette

Talks to me all the time...Actually I have all these little voices in my head!

thats just me in your ear

BT · 03-29-2003, 10:05 AM

Just say hail mary's after sex and drugs.... works for me! Then the devil will leave you alone...... It's alright to play in his playground but get the fuck out when things get hot...

**Funbrunette** · 03-29-2003, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by toodamnfli

thats just me in your ear

I knew it!!!! All these perverted thoughts going through my head!

**AdultNex** · 03-29-2003, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by poorwebmaster
The DEVIL spoke to ME!

Do you know what he said?

He said:

1. Stop looking at pornography!

and

2. Stop sleeping around!

What do you guys make of this?

I bet you're a comedian, aren't you?

**Kimmykim** · 03-29-2003, 10:55 AM

That's just God pretending to be the Devil. It's all a trick.

**MetaMan** · 03-29-2003, 11:03 AM

u r just crazy,
but u r obviously way to ugly to sleep with anyone except for men over the age of 45.

**poorwebmaster** · 03-30-2003, 01:39 PM

Oh yeah, the devil is a moron, this porn business is da bomb!

What Can I Say, I am A Genius.

**Digipimp** · 03-30-2003, 01:41 PM

The Devil actually speaks to alot of people it's just that most people refer to him as "God"

The DEVIL spoke to ME!

The DEVIL spoke to ME!

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