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Got Porn? · 05-07-2009, 07:51 AM

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Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Review

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

bobby666 · 05-07-2009, 07:56 AM

hehe, just great

Pete-KT · 05-07-2009, 07:57 AM

Someone had time ont here hands

AssPirate · 05-07-2009, 08:01 AM

Heheheh, that was fun. :-) He'd do great as a description writer.

Yen_HerbalRevenue · 05-07-2009, 09:25 AM

Wal Mart is such a great place to meet people... Love it!

StaceyJo · 05-07-2009, 10:33 AM

LOL, funny review.

u-Bob · 05-07-2009, 10:57 AM

hehe

collegeboobies · 05-07-2009, 11:05 AM

haha those are classic. how many of you ordered the wolf shirt?

Manowar · 05-07-2009, 11:07 AM

fucking so true

Si · 05-07-2009, 11:12 AM

pornguy · 05-07-2009, 11:14 AM

Love to see those.

05-07-2009, 07:51 AM	#1
Got Porn? Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Charlotte Posts: 1,264	Funny Amazon Customer Reviews http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-...pr_product_top Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Review This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark. __________________ Demo Porn2Go's Plug-In Feeds 1st Month Free! No BW Fees! ICQ 303355427 [email protected] RIP TD

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