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  • fatfoo
    ICQ:649699063
    • Mar 2003
    • 27763

    #1

    I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?

    I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?

    Post it here...
    Send me an email: [email protected]
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    rob a mexican drug lord

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    • HomerSimpson
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Sep 2005
      • 13826

      #3
      become a whore and sell your ass
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      • cykoe6
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2005
        • 4499

        #4
        A decent color copier.
        бабки, шлюхи, сила

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        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28760

          #5
          Rob a bank in Pleasantville...
          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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          • Supz
            Arthur Flegenheimer
            • Jul 2006
            • 11057

            #6
            merchandising

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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400

              #7
              Buy lottery tickets
              i like waffles

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              • Cyber Fucker
                Hmm
                • Sep 2005
                • 12642

                #8
                Originally posted by Manowar

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                • fatfoo
                  ICQ:649699063
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 27763

                  #9
                  Thanks for all suggestions, but I will only consider legal business, of course.
                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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                  • slapass
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 14625

                    #10
                    Start with 2 million and go crazy!

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                    • HookUPcom
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 1235

                      #11
                      I bought the domain name CashForJesus.com after a few drinks one night.

                      I think that has a million dollars written all over it.

                      Make me an offer...
                      icq: 364-320-971

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                      • Bama
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 2727

                        #12
                        1. Surf Porn
                        2. Shit a brick every time you see a woman you'll never be able to have sex with.
                        3. Sell bricks

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                        • fatfoo
                          ICQ:649699063
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 27763

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bama
                          1. Surf Porn
                          2. Shit a brick every time you see a woman you'll never be able to have sex with.
                          3. Sell bricks
                          Sounds retarded, Bama
                          Send me an email: [email protected]

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                          • mn
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 1505

                            #14
                            beg on the street for $1 (should only take about a min or two)
                            put $1 on number 11 on roulette. now you have $36 if you win. (takes 5 seconds)
                            put $36 on number 12. now you have $1296 (takes 30 seconds)
                            put $1296 on number 13. now you have $46656 (takes 30 seconds)
                            now put $46656 on 1,2,3 and you'll win $559872 (takes 30 seconds)
                            now take $559872 and put it on red! if you win you have your million++!

                            it only takes like 5 mins! easy!

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fatfoo
                              Thanks for all suggestions, but I will only consider legal business, of course.
                              Buying a lottery ticket is completely legal... unless of course, your under 18. So are you?
                              i like waffles

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                              • TeenCat
                                Too lazy to set a koala
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 16131

                                #16
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                                • munki
                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 13393

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HookUPcom
                                  I bought the domain name CashForJesus.com after a few drinks one night.

                                  I think that has a million dollars written all over it.

                                  Make me an offer...
                                  I made a similar move with godsbar.com lol

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                                  • teh ghey

                                    #18
                                    Invent a really really good energy drink. Get it bottled and selling, then once it starts getting more popular sell it to Coke or Pepsi for millions.

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                                    • Nicky
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 30071

                                      #19
                                      Exchange paypal to epass with 0,5% fee and do it 2 million times :P

                                      gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133978

                                        #20
                                        Do you have firm buttocks?

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                                        • fatfoo
                                          ICQ:649699063
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 27763

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by sharphead
                                          Buying a lottery ticket is completely legal... unless of course, your under 18. So are you?
                                          Of course I am over 18
                                          Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                          • fatfoo
                                            ICQ:649699063
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 27763

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Nicky
                                            Exchange paypal to epass with 0,5% fee and do it 2 million times :P
                                            I think I should increase the fee...
                                            Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                            • nation-x
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 5370

                                              #23
                                              suck a million dicks and charge $1 each? :D

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                                              • 420
                                                cuck
                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 11571

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by nation-x
                                                suck a million dicks and charge $1 each? :D
                                                two please
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                                                • stevo
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 2051

                                                  #25
                                                  Forex or penny stock trading and lots of luck...

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                                                  • rowan
                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                    • 17393

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by stevo
                                                    Forex or penny stock trading and lots of luck...
                                                    The risk/reward ratio for this would be similar to roulette.

                                                    You can make 50X your capital in a week or two... or lose it all and end up with $0 capital remaining...

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                                                    • raven1083
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                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 7687

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Barefootsies
                                                        Choice is an Illusion
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 42635

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                        I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?

                                                        Post it here...
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                                                        • Atticus
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 1051

                                                          #29
                                                          As Steve Martin once said...

                                                          "First, start with a million dollars, then....."

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                                                          • LiveDose
                                                            Show Yer Tits!
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 25792

                                                            #30
                                                            A million isn't what it used to be you should shoot for 5 million.

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                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 50945

                                                              #31
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                                                              • fatfoo
                                                                ICQ:649699063
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 27763

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by seeandsee
                                                                "help" your rich grandmother and sell her big house
                                                                Right.........
                                                                Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                                                • fatfoo
                                                                  ICQ:649699063
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 27763

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                  A million isn't what it used to be you should shoot for 5 million.
                                                                  Yeah, that's true.
                                                                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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                                                                  • Jack Sparrow
                                                                    Almost goners..
                                                                    • May 2008
                                                                    • 11420

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Nobody interested in WHAT you need it for ?
                                                                    If its for a good cause, like buying you a new liver, i would say lets all scrape in and get you one!

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                                                                    • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 18975

                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • PowerCum
                                                                        CjOverkill
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 1328

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Walk to your bank and ask them to give it to you.
                                                                        Last time I asked them when I was in need of some fast money for a new biz project, they gave me 500k euro. That's about $650k.

                                                                        Just go to your bank and ask them to lend you the money you need.
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                                                                        • curlydavid
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                          • 65

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Go Fuck Yourself!
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                                                                          • After Shock Media
                                                                            It's coming look busy
                                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                                            • 35299

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Travel to Somalia or if you do not dig on the African vibe, any of the countries around the strait of Malacca for more Asian flair. Buy or rent a boat, couple guns, and hire a few locals.

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                                                                            • D Ghost
                                                                              null
                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                              • 9819

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by mn
                                                                              beg on the street for $1 (should only take about a min or two)
                                                                              put $1 on number 11 on roulette. now you have $36 if you win. (takes 5 seconds)
                                                                              put $36 on number 12. now you have $1296 (takes 30 seconds)
                                                                              put $1296 on number 13. now you have $46656 (takes 30 seconds)
                                                                              now put $46656 on 1,2,3 and you'll win $559872 (takes 30 seconds)
                                                                              now take $559872 and put it on red! if you win you have your million++!

                                                                              it only takes like 5 mins! easy!
                                                                              lol

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                                                                              • camperjohn64
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                • 1531

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Google Adsense averages about 1 cent per visitor. All you need is 100 million visitors. So make something viral that people want to send to their friends.

                                                                                Does this simplify the problem or just shift it to another problem?
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                                                                                • ExLust
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Aug 2008
                                                                                  • 3223

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Treasure hunt??

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                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                    Now with more Jayne
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 40077

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by camperjohn64
                                                                                    Google Adsense averages about 1 cent per visitor. All you need is 100 million visitors. So make something viral that people want to send to their friends.

                                                                                    Does this simplify the problem or just shift it to another problem?
                                                                                    Now I feel lazy for not having made a million off of Adsense yet.

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                                                                                    • bbobby86
                                                                                      partners.sexier.com
                                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                                      • 11926

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      i like this one...

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                                                                                      Offcourse for money...

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