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fatfoo · 05-02-2009, 04:19 PM

I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?

Post it here...

Manowar · 05-02-2009, 04:22 PM

rob a mexican drug lord

HomerSimpson · 05-02-2009, 04:29 PM

become a whore and sell your ass

cykoe6 · 05-02-2009, 04:32 PM

A decent color copier.

CyberHustler · 05-02-2009, 04:35 PM

Rob a bank in Pleasantville...

Supz · 05-02-2009, 05:03 PM

merchandising

Iron Fist · 05-02-2009, 05:05 PM

Buy lottery tickets

Cyber Fucker · 05-02-2009, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

fatfoo · 05-02-2009, 05:17 PM

Thanks for all suggestions, but I will only consider legal business, of course.

slapass · 05-02-2009, 05:21 PM

Start with 2 million and go crazy!

HookUPcom · 05-02-2009, 05:39 PM

I bought the domain name CashForJesus.com after a few drinks one night.

I think that has a million dollars written all over it.

Make me an offer...

Bama · 05-02-2009, 05:42 PM

1. Surf Porn
2. Shit a brick every time you see a woman you'll never be able to have sex with.
3. Sell bricks

fatfoo · 05-02-2009, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

1. Surf Porn
2. Shit a brick every time you see a woman you'll never be able to have sex with.
3. Sell bricks

Sounds retarded, Bama

mn · 05-02-2009, 06:17 PM

beg on the street for $1 (should only take about a min or two)
put $1 on number 11 on roulette. now you have $36 if you win. (takes 5 seconds)
put $36 on number 12. now you have $1296 (takes 30 seconds)
put $1296 on number 13. now you have $46656 (takes 30 seconds)
now put $46656 on 1,2,3 and you'll win $559872 (takes 30 seconds)
now take $559872 and put it on red! if you win you have your million++!

it only takes like 5 mins! easy!

Iron Fist · 05-02-2009, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Thanks for all suggestions, but I will only consider legal business, of course.

Buying a lottery ticket is completely legal... unless of course, your under 18. So are you?

TeenCat · 05-02-2009, 07:00 PM

i am writing a book, wait 700 years

munki · 05-02-2009, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HookUPcom

I bought the domain name CashForJesus.com after a few drinks one night.

I think that has a million dollars written all over it.

Make me an offer...

I made a similar move with godsbar.com lol

05-02-2009, 07:02 PM

Invent a really really good energy drink. Get it bottled and selling, then once it starts getting more popular sell it to Coke or Pepsi for millions.

Nicky · 05-02-2009, 07:03 PM

Exchange paypal to epass with 0,5% fee and do it 2 million times :P

Spunky · 05-02-2009, 07:07 PM

Do you have firm buttocks?

fatfoo · 05-02-2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Buying a lottery ticket is completely legal... unless of course, your under 18. So are you?

Of course I am over 18

fatfoo · 05-02-2009, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

Exchange paypal to epass with 0,5% fee and do it 2 million times :P

I think I should increase the fee...

nation-x · 05-02-2009, 08:42 PM

suck a million dicks and charge $1 each? :D

420 · 05-02-2009, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

suck a million dicks and charge $1 each? :D

two please

stevo · 05-02-2009, 09:11 PM

Forex or penny stock trading and lots of luck...

rowan · 05-02-2009, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo

Forex or penny stock trading and lots of luck...

The risk/reward ratio for this would be similar to roulette.

You can make 50X your capital in a week or two... or lose it all and end up with $0 capital remaining...

raven1083 · 05-02-2009, 11:22 PM

then work, work and work!

Barefootsies · 05-02-2009, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

I need to make a million dollars, anybody got any ideas?

Post it here...

iAlien101
Bend over and take it like a man.

Atticus · 05-02-2009, 11:27 PM

As Steve Martin once said...

"First, start with a million dollars, then....."

LiveDose · 05-02-2009, 11:41 PM

A million isn't what it used to be you should shoot for 5 million.

seeandsee · 05-03-2009, 03:52 AM

"help" your rich grandmother and sell her big house

fatfoo · 05-03-2009, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

"help" your rich grandmother and sell her big house

Right.........

fatfoo · 05-03-2009, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

A million isn't what it used to be you should shoot for 5 million.

Yeah, that's true.

Jack Sparrow · 05-03-2009, 06:46 AM

Nobody interested in WHAT you need it for

?
If its for a good cause, like buying you a new liver, i would say lets all scrape in and get you one!

DaddyHalbucks · 05-03-2009, 10:42 AM

If you have money, buy equities. Read every book you can find about and by Warren Buffett, Ken Fisher, and Peter Lynch --and apply their insights.

EMAIL

DaddyHalbucks //AT// GMAlL

PowerCum · 05-03-2009, 03:43 PM

Walk to your bank and ask them to give it to you.
Last time I asked them when I was in need of some fast money for a new biz project, they gave me 500k euro. That's about $650k.

Just go to your bank and ask them to lend you the money you need.

curlydavid · 05-03-2009, 04:37 PM

Go Fuck Yourself!

After Shock Media · 05-03-2009, 04:44 PM

Travel to Somalia or if you do not dig on the African vibe, any of the countries around the strait of Malacca for more Asian flair. Buy or rent a boat, couple guns, and hire a few locals.

D Ghost · 05-03-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mn

beg on the street for $1 (should only take about a min or two)
put $1 on number 11 on roulette. now you have $36 if you win. (takes 5 seconds)
put $36 on number 12. now you have $1296 (takes 30 seconds)
put $1296 on number 13. now you have $46656 (takes 30 seconds)
now put $46656 on 1,2,3 and you'll win $559872 (takes 30 seconds)
now take $559872 and put it on red! if you win you have your million++!

it only takes like 5 mins! easy!

lol

camperjohn64 · 05-04-2009, 12:16 AM

Google Adsense averages about 1 cent per visitor. All you need is 100 million visitors. So make something viral that people want to send to their friends.

Does this simplify the problem or just shift it to another problem?

ExLust · 05-04-2009, 03:44 AM

Treasure hunt??

Sarah_Jayne · 05-04-2009, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Google Adsense averages about 1 cent per visitor. All you need is 100 million visitors. So make something viral that people want to send to their friends.

Does this simplify the problem or just shift it to another problem?

Now I feel lazy for not having made a million off of Adsense yet.

bbobby86 · 05-04-2009, 05:39 AM

i like this one...

Go Fuck Your self!

Offcourse for money...

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