When I was a kid I shot a bird with a bee bee gun

[sortie]

It was a big bird almost like a crane.

I watched the bee bee strike the bird in the side and the bee bee bounced off the
bird.

The bird flapped it's wings to ready for take off.

I ran like hell, all the way back home.

[Seth_CowStream]

This is the only bird and bee for me:

[fatfoo]

If you shot a bee with a bee bee gun, that would be more impressive.

[DrChango]

Originally Posted by fatfoo

If you shot a bee with a bee bee gun, that would be more impressive.

You'd be like Annie Oakley, without the frumpiness

[sortie]

Originally Posted by Seth_CowStream

This is the only bird and bee for me:

Is it ok with you if I kill myself to avoid seeing the rest of this video?

Thanks

[LeRoy]

Originally Posted by fatfoo

If you shot a bee with a bee bee gun, that would be more impressive.

A buddy of mine shot a hummingbird when we were kids. About 11 or 12 y.o

At the time it was cool.

[brassmonkey]

should have aimed for the head

[candyflip]

I still put my BB gun to work on the birds. Those "Who whoing" doves are the animal I hate more than anything on this planet. There's one in my yard now I'm trying to track down and eliminate.

[Vendzilla]

bouncing bb's off squirrels heads are more fun!

[smutnut]

I knew this idiot that used to hang out in the woods near a public pool and try and shoot girls in the tit with a air pellit rifle. He's working in Washington last I heard so hang in there there is still hope for you.

[Andy CHOOPA]

Let it go man. I did some horrible things to frogs when I was young too.....We need to move on haha.

[notime]

One time I flushed a live goldfish thru the toilet when I was a kid.

[SteveHardeman]

One day I had my bee bee gun out and I saw a bird in a tree and I aimed right for the top of it's head and pulled the trigger knowing full well that I've never hit what I've aimed at in my entire life. BAM, down falls the bird, dead. Bee bee hit him smack dab in the middle of the head. I freaked out, shed a tear or two and decided to give it a proper burial in my back yard.

[SmokeyTheBear]

i was at a park camping when i was really young and there were these really tame squirrels. I threw a rock at one far away and it hit him right in the head. Knocked him down and he started going into seizures and flopping around , just as the parents started walking up the path towards us. I am freaking out wishing this squirrel to get better quick , they get to the clearing and the squirrel is like 8ft to the side still flopping and convulsing but they dont see it, they are talking to me and im watching the squirrel out of the corner of my eye just waiting for one of them to scream " oh my god look at that squirrel" and put 2 & 2 together. But the squirrel kinda comes to and jumps away into the bushes.

[Vendzilla]

you can use a shotgun and send lots of bb's at the bird, it's called duck hunting

[sortie]

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i was at a park camping when i was really young and there were these really tame squirrels. I threw a rock at one far away and it hit him right in the head. Knocked him down and he started going into seizures and flopping around , just as the parents started walking up the path towards us. I am freaking out wishing this squirrel to get better quick , they get to the clearing and the squirrel is like 8ft to the side still flopping and convulsing but they dont see it, they are talking to me and im watching the squirrel out of the corner of my eye just waiting for one of them to scream " oh my god look at that squirrel" and put 2 & 2 together. But the squirrel kinda comes to and jumps away into the bushes.

That's funny.

[sortie]

Originally Posted by SteveHardeman

One day I had my bee bee gun out and I saw a bird in a tree and I aimed right for the top of it's head and pulled the trigger knowing full well that I've never hit what I've aimed at in my entire life. BAM, down falls the bird, dead. Bee bee hit him smack dab in the middle of the head. I freaked out, shed a tear or two and decided to give it a proper burial in my back yard.

Sorry, but that's lame.

I didn't cry, I ran because the bee bee didn't even sting that bird much and
I thought it might kill me.

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by sortie

It was a big bird almost like a crane.

I watched the bee bee strike the bird in the side and the bee bee bounced off the
bird.

The bird flapped it's wings to ready for take off.

I ran like hell, all the way back home.

Moral of the story is.. shoot with a bigger gun; have a nicer dinner. hehe

[JayDeeZee]

Th red rider BB gun my dad bought me for $50 cost him over $2500 in damage. I Shot out windows, spot lights, the siding on my neighbors house.

We would wear safety goggles and play war games. One kid got his tooth shot out.

[Malicious Biz]

Originally Posted by JayDeeZee

Th red rider BB gun my dad bought me for $50 cost him over $2500 in damage. I Shot out windows, spot lights, the siding on my neighbors house.

We would wear safety goggles and play war games. One kid got his tooth shot out.

Wow wee, you're pretty gangster.. watch out for this guy errbody.

[Scott McD]

This thread is gay...

[CyberHustler]

I was a heartless kid and did mean things to frogs and stuff... I regret it all because now I'm like this big time animal lover (no, not bestiality).

[NicAngel]

bad karma!

[John-ACWM]

That's worthy of a movie scene,I can see the little kid running scared with the bee bee gun

[onlymovies]

Had a squirrel issue as well.

Went surfing, about 6am with some friends. We parked the van, got the boards out, etc etc. Now, the front of the van was up against this dirt mound hill. I was standing there, putting on my wetsuit when my buddy asked if those were squirrel holes or snake holes in the dirt mound hill cause he was standing pretty close to it. A few minutes later, a squirrel came out of the hole halfway. I was just putting on my booties and decided to be an idiot.

I grabbed a rock and did this ninja act (come on, it's fucking early and cold as hell), spun around, turn real fast and threw the rock like a rocket at the dirt mound knowing full well (like the guy above) i wouldn't hit shit.

The rock hit the squirrels head and he instantly flopped over. My friends stood there in shock..complete silence as we all stared. At that moment, another squirrel squeeze past the flopped over squirrels body and dragged him back into the hole...like a fucking wounded soldier getting his friend outta harms way...and both completely disappeared.

I can't even begin to tell you the devastation i felt. As if hitting the squirrel wasn't bad enough, his own fucking family pull his ass back into the hole.

No one said a word as we stared at the hole. A few minutes later, when we got back to unloading everything, one of my buddies started to cry...but he tried to hide it. I cried many times that evening in bed.

It was seriously seriously fucked up. It's one of those you-had-to-have-been-there. And the setting didn't help the situation with the early morning mood lighting, cold, and all the other factors that leave an imprint in regards to that morning.

I have never forgotten it and will never get over it. No matter how many animals i've saved over the years, it's never enough. The other squirrel pulling his family (his father, wife, daughter, brother, son, or whichever it was) back down the hole fucked me up for life.

[SmokeyTheBear]

Originally Posted by onlymovies

Had a squirrel issue as well.

Went surfing, about 6am with some friends. We parked the van, got the boards out, etc etc. Now, the front of the van was up against this dirt mound hill. I was standing there, putting on my wetsuit when my buddy asked if those were squirrel holes or snake holes in the dirt mound hill cause he was standing pretty close to it. A few minutes later, a squirrel came out of the hole halfway. I was just putting on my booties and decided to be an idiot.

I grabbed a rock and did this ninja act (come on, it's fucking early and cold as hell), spun around, turn real fast and threw the rock like a rocket at the dirt mound knowing full well (like the guy above) i wouldn't hit shit.

The rock hit the squirrels head and he instantly flopped over. My friends stood there in shock..complete silence as we all stared. At that moment, another squirrel squeeze past the flopped over squirrels body and dragged him back into the hole...like a fucking wounded soldier getting his friend outta harms way...and both completely disappeared.

I can't even begin to tell you the devastation i felt. As if hitting the squirrel wasn't bad enough, his own fucking family pull his ass back into the hole.

No one said a word as we stared at the hole. A few minutes later, when we got back to unloading everything, one of my buddies started to cry...but he tried to hide it. I cried many times that evening in bed.

It was seriously seriously fucked up. It's one of those you-had-to-have-been-there. And the setting didn't help the situation with the early morning mood lighting, cold, and all the other factors that leave an imprint in regards to that morning.

I have never forgotten it and will never get over it. No matter how many animals i've saved over the years, it's never enough. The other squirrel pulling his family (his father, wife, daughter, brother, son, or whichever it was) back down the hole fucked me up for life.

read my story , its quite possible he was fine and just got knocked out and had a great story to tell the kids.



































p.s. you squirrel murderer

[rayadp05]

Whe I was 10 years old, I threw a pocketknife at a bird and once it fell to the ground, I cut it's head off. I know, pretty stupid...but I was just a little kid fucking around.