Distraction time ~ Tell Cheshire what to say...

200!!

sweet post 200

Actually I'm not ~ and I don't have to justify myself or my actions to you

I second that...

oooohhh... beat you to the punch....

I like the way you think!


I'm in ~ Bring it on!

uh oh... now we have some competition... by the founder!

And Daymare ~ I want to see you at Custom Title status by Sunday night!

Think you can do it?

Ok, here is another joke:

Q: Why doesn't Afghanistan have any WalMarts?
A: Because there is a Target on every corner.

Perhaps... I've got 50 new posts in the last hour so anything is possible.

Of course, I don't give away my ideas for free . . .

extortion

im going for 500 by tomorrow

I quit.

I just got back from lunch and see that I'm way behind. I can't catch up now. Oh well. Maybe next time.

I'm behind by 47 posts ~ but it's only day one Redshoe...

i haven't done anything other than psot here today.. almsot 100 posts in 1 1/2 days... vacation is fun!

Let the games begin....
muahahahahaha

you going for the jacket?

I just need 150 more to get it..

Who's got the Trivial Pursuit cards?

Where are you vacationing?

common sense

Who is the president of Bulgaria?

What do you get when a cross a duck with a cow?


Milk and quackers.

hahahahaha

Georgi Parvanov

Some how this isn't as challenging when you're on the internet...

I actually don't even know the answer to this.... Bulgaria might not even have a president!

what's trivial about this thread?

just keep google or yahoo or askjeeves as your homepage.

I give up.

Where did redshoe go?

I'm on the interweb. Where the hell are you guys?

Ok, time for another joke:

50 fun things you can do at Wal-mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially down thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap anyway?"
15. Repeat number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about 5 feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmorized and say, "Wow, Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Puopon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying ,"...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things into the neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they spell "hello" upside down.
29. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible"
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphebetize" the CD's in electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When some one steps away from their cart to look at
something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

He's still trying to figure out what trivial pursuit is.

and another joke called.... "my dog named 'sex'"

"Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend
so get yourself a dog."

Where's Cheshire....
we need some motivation... post some pics of yourself we haven't seen before.

Im still jenny from the block

please don't tell me you listen to J LO.. OUCH!

this thread is silly. I know my opinion doesn't count, just thought I'd share.

it was on the radio, i swear

tomorrow I bring my digital ~ but the good ones are on the waterproof cam.

what a post-party this'll be

Who wants a martini? (bender from Futurama)

Do my votes count twice?

How about a picture of my face behind bars? Or better yet, me on the beach in Costa Rica?

Snzzzzzzzzzz

things are getting tame..
Cheshire whats the score?

Daymare is in the lead by 33 posts right now ~ but it's anyone's game...


hdcrltr1 ~ I invite you to get sweaty with me on a daily basis and you blow me off ~ you are insane...

has anyone suggested a bubble-wrap shirt for Kat?

I love it when a female uses the term "blow me"

blow me

that's twice today you've used my idea. Now go back to my original one and agree to that

I get a jacket?

at home!