5. it has a black cap on it...

come on people, GUESS!

6. the only colors on the label are black white grey and green

7. it has the word 'kilo' on the front

I don't think we've ever seen a pic of Cheshire's ass.

8. you can spray it...

I think 20k should buy you something like 60 days of mid grade San Francisco prostitute pussy.

That might make Ram happy.

that would be something...

I don't like Ninja sigs.

9. it weighs 1 oz.

You can stretch that out to 120 if he went over the bridge for some Oakland prostitute pussy.

too bad... I think it's funny :)

That will take care of his needs for an entire year!

10. it is meant for guys...

11. it smells...

Every weekend could be filled by 2 new and exotic (and possibly aids infested) babes!

*yawn* I'm tired. I played hockey tonight. We lost 5-2.

you are on crack... or you're just drunk LOL

If I had a cat, I'll bet it's breath would smell like cat food.

this is too funny

If you really want to think about what 20k would get you you could call our good friend Dickman AKA Bruno down in Brasil and he could send you the San Paolo special.

I bet no one replies to THIS post.

me too... I think it probably would...

12. it's advertised as a body spray...

That would be 2 hot young barely legal (or not) babes that will live and be your wife for one full year!

In all seriousness, what inspired this thread?

That's actually a pretty damn good deal now that I think about it.

ok, enough hints... it's "Axe"

And how the fuck was Hawaii? Don't make me ask again.

:disgust

oh well, I'm done in here for now.

Most underused smiley:
:xomunch

Now I am asking myself, would I trade a good job at Adult.com, one of the coolest gigs on the net, staring at one of the hottest women in the country everyday for a job at a fucking machine company where I make enough to buy 2 hot yound barely legal (or not) babes from Brasil to be my personal housewives for a year?

Boy oh boy... thats a hard one.

Most overused smiley (and my personal favorite):
:glugglug

I think I would have to say working at Adult.com and staring at Cheshire every day would probably beat the other scenario.

Well...

I know I have no chance of winning this. Just wanted to participate and support the cause for a little while.

Ok, maybe I need to think about this one a little more. Hehe:winkwink:

ok, I'm back.. I couldn't stay away... too much is on the line!

It's very rare that you get really hot babes that look like Cheshire that work so close to you in an office though.

And I am........ outtie.

:glugglug

(told you it was overused)

You have to appreciate it when it comes along.

so what's everyone up to?

I had a super hot babe that was the secretary of one of my co workers once upon a time. Oh boy she was hot!

We became cool and she would always come into my office and close the door behind her to talk about personal issues.

LOL

Time for a Christmas carol...

O little town of Bethlehem,

That would not have been a problem if my office was a regular one but I had a very large couch in that office and always kept the lights low.

How still we see thee lie!

That made things a little more interesting sometimes.