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  • HELMY
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    • Aug 2002
    • 494

    #1

    i hope my wife doesn't make me sign this...

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  • AaronM
    GFY Royality ;)
    • Oct 2001
    • 46923

    #2
    Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460

      #3
      I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer
      That's a dealbreaker right there. Here in Winnipeg you can't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.

      It should say "I shall not KNOWINGLY come within 100 feet of..." :D
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      • gornyhuy
        Chafed.
        • May 2002
        • 18041

        #4
        Fuck.
        That.


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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62912

          #5
          Originally posted by AaronM
          Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.
          Urgluk, umgnaaahh termmmsnan urglukluku.


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          • Sosa
            In Tushy Land
            • Oct 2002
            • 40149

            #6
            lol if a guy were to sign that, he has other problems

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            • HorseShit
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 17513

              #7
              great thread

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              • nation-x
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2004
                • 5370

                #8
                Any man afraid of something like that needs to check if his penis exists... the day a woman thinks she can tell me what to do, who to hang out with, where I can go is the day she can hit the bricks... flat out. I don't play that game.

                That said... I am not a hypocrite... I don't put any of the above restraints on my wife either.

                Trust is requirement #1 for any relationship... if she thinks she can't trust me... we don't have a relationship... or likewise. Jealous bitches can go play in someone elses sandbox.

                Most guys fall for these traps because they love their wife or girlfriend... thing about that is that if your wife/girlfriend uses that to try and control you... they don't respect you... which is #2 requirement of a relationship... if a girl doesn't respect me... we don't have a relationship. It hurts when a relationship ends... but a week or 2 inside of another pussy will heal that wound so that it's bearable... If it doesn't, then you have other problems.
                Last edited by nation-x; 04-29-2009, 06:32 AM.

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                • Domain Diva
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                  • Oct 2007
                  • 10180

                  #9
                  Nice one..I will pass that around the office

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                  • SandisMN
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                    • Jan 2007
                    • 219

                    #10
                    Cmon, grow some balls or penis :D
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                    • munki
                      Do Fun Shit.
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 13393

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AaronM
                      Shit like that is why I don't allow my girl to read.
                      Originally posted by pornguy
                      Urgluk, umgnaaahh termmmsnan urglukluku.


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                      • KRosh
                        So Fucking Outlawed
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5114

                        #12
                        Originally posted by nation-x
                        Any man afraid of something like that needs to check if his penis exists... the day a woman thinks she can tell me what to do, who to hang out with, where I can go is the day she can hit the bricks... flat out. I don't play that game.

                        That said... I am not a hypocrite... I don't put any of the above restraints on my wife either.

                        Trust is requirement #1 for any relationship... if she thinks she can't trust me... we don't have a relationship... or likewise. Jealous bitches can go play in someone elses sandbox.

                        Most guys fall for these traps because they love their wife or girlfriend... thing about that is that if your wife/girlfriend uses that to try and control you... they don't respect you... which is #2 requirement of a relationship... if a girl doesn't respect me... we don't have a relationship. It hurts when a relationship ends... but a week or 2 inside of another pussy will heal that wound so that it's bearable... If it doesn't, then you have other problems.
                        Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?
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                        • collegeboobies
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 3644

                          #13
                          Maybe if it was a statement of intentions. Not an application.

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                          • JFK
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                            • Jan 2002
                            • 67373

                            #14
                            Originally posted by KRosh
                            Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              That's a dealbreaker right there. Here in Winnipeg you can't throw a rock in any direction without hitting one.

                              It should say "I shall not KNOWINGLY come within 100 feet of..." :D
                              If you live on the West Side off Sargent your fucked...

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                              • Tom_PM
                                Porn Meister
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 16443

                                #16
                                After reading that....... my right hand is looking pretty good.

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                                • BradM
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 3397

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by PR_Tom
                                  After reading that....... my right hand is looking pretty good.

                                  Me too.

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                                  • brassmonkey
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                                    • Sep 2005
                                    • 77396

                                    #18
                                    thats for suckers it cost to be the boss yo pimp hand is weak
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                                    • Tom_PM
                                      Porn Meister
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 16443

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BradM
                                      Me too.
                                      Stop looking at my hand!
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                                      • candyflip
                                        Carpe Visio
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 43069

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by KRosh
                                        Wow - taking the joke a bit serious aren't you?
                                        Check out his posts and you'll see he has a large stick wedge tightly up his ass.

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                                        • _Richard_
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 30991

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HELMY
                                          you're missing the punchline of that joke! the woman's night out sheet

                                          'i'm going out.. k?'

                                          signed by me: ............

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                                          • NicAngel
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2008
                                            • 817

                                            #22
                                            no need for that. i would never be with a man if i didn't trust him.
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                                            • Cyndalie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 3615

                                              #23
                                              Shit, I wouldn't even sign that.
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                                              • Manowar
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                                                • Dec 2003
                                                • 71528

                                                #24
                                                hahah thats fucking awesome

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                                                • jaycontentbandit
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                                                  • Sep 2008
                                                  • 278

                                                  #25
                                                  That is fuking Great

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