I think I just bloke my penis.

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  • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jun 2007
    • 1442

    #1

    I think I just bloke my penis.

    I don't know if it is possible but it just snapped and now it hurts like sob. What should I do?
  • lacuna
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 1950

    #2
    I think you mean "broke"...?

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    • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jun 2007
      • 1442

      #3
      Yes. I was typing with one hand.

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      • lacuna
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2006
        • 1950

        #4
        LOL

        Damn... what were you doing with it at the time?

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        • Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jun 2007
          • 1442

          #5
          I was taking care of my need and it snapped

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          • Diomed
            Converting like it's 1999
            • Jan 2009
            • 6167

            #6
            I don't know if your joking or not,

            but you really can break your penis.

            If you did I don't think it's a fixable condition, but I could be wrong
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            • halfpint
              GFY's Halfpint
              • Jun 2007
              • 15223

              #7
              Did it bend a lot before it broke ..ouch

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              • Rangermoore
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2009
                • 1541

                #8
                Sounds like a penis malfuntion...

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                • hankphone
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2007
                  • 540

                  #9
                  u could always kill yourself, that's what I would do

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                  • halfpint
                    GFY's Halfpint
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 15223

                    #10
                    Originally posted by hankphone
                    u could always kill yourself, that's what I would do
                    That avatar of yours is fucking sick

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                    • eroticsexxx
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 3133

                      #11
                      Man...tough break

                      Get it checked or you could be a candidate for Peyronie's disease

                      "Peyronie's disease is more common after injury to the penis, such as penile fracture or forceful bending of the erect penis."

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                      • lacuna
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 1950

                        #12
                        Oh man this is turning into a depressing thread...

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                        • SleazyDream
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                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470

                          #13
                          time for a sex change
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                          • Manowar
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                            • Dec 2003
                            • 71528

                            #14
                            snapped in half? fuck

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Diomed
                              I don't know if your joking or not
                              wow... i can't even comment on that comment.
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                              • sexandcash
                                Confirmed User
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 1566

                                #16
                                Originally posted by sharphead
                                wow... i can't even comment on that comment.
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                                • Jack Sparrow
                                  Almost goners..
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 11420

                                  #17
                                  If true, you should either be in hospital now wtih a surgeon fixing the shit up, or you can savely say your now officially better of trying to be a woman.

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                                  • John-ACWM
                                    Work Work Work
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 20060

                                    #18

                                    Go to the hospital,really....

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                                    • HorseShit
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 17513

                                      #19
                                      My cock is way too big and gets way too hard to break, my cock is so nice this could never happen to it, good luck to you though, I'm sure you'll need it

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                                      • ExLust
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                                        • Aug 2008
                                        • 3223

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Rangermoore
                                        Sounds like a penis malfuntion...

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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          bloking your penis may just qualify as gay

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                                          • mikeyddddd
                                            Viva la vulva!
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 16557

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                            I think I just bloke my penis.


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                                            • SonOfaBeach
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 240

                                              #23
                                              Just snap it back in the other direction...
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                                              • hjnet
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                                                • May 2002
                                                • 3815

                                                #24
                                                Evolution 1, Samir 0

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                                                • C-Luv
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                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 3025

                                                  #25
                                                  That doesn't sound very good : (
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                                                  • Neon Dollars Daniel
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                                                    • Aug 2008
                                                    • 243

                                                    #26
                                                    You will need some internal stitches and stuff... should be fun
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                                                    • seeandsee
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 50945

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Legendary Samir
                                                      Yes. I was typing with one hand.
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                                                      • qxm
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                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 5970

                                                        #28
                                                        It is times like this when crazy glue comes in handy

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                                                        • UFGators2007
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2007
                                                          • 1739

                                                          #29
                                                          Whatever you do...do not...I repeat...do not go to see a doctor about it. Nothing good will come from that. You should spend the day surfing the web for articles that come close to your problem and use their solutions, no matter how wrong they may be.
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