If You Were a Pornstar: What would your stagename be?

[marketsmart]

I would be Mustang Jimmy and I would always wear a denim vest with no shirt and leather chaps...

and i would have a huge 70's style mustache...

and no, i would not be willing to do gay porn to get my foot in the door

[Intrinsic]

Hippococksamus

[nAtuRaLbEautY]

Sucking Vikki.. :p

[BradM]

Sir Cocksalot

[MaDalton]

garden gnome

[Barefootsies]

Dirty Franck

[wargames]

Kliris

[donkevlar]

Gentleman Marlbourry Sampsonsin

or

Dave.