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munki · 04-22-2009, 02:16 PM

150 swag care packs...

Ice · 04-22-2009, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

because i want a shirt that says "Go Fuck Yourself" that I can wear to the grocery store and mall and let everyone know... "yeah thats right, I run/push porn sites"

that, and i never got anything when i hit 1k posts

Winner #5 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, your size and mailing addy.

TurboAngel · 04-22-2009, 02:54 PM

Congrats on the 25!

Marcus Aurelius · 04-22-2009, 03:05 PM

Grats on the 25k. The main reason I want some GFY swag is the fact that I live in a town with about 10,000 churches on every corner and merely walking down the street wearing one is bound to piss off a preacher, pastor, or general douchebag so he has to go home and pray for the soul of that poor fella with the gofuckyourself gear on :-)

romeo22 · 04-22-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

OK... wow

It was my try to win GFY T-shirt

I know it wasnt the best

FilthyRob · 04-22-2009, 03:23 PM

I need some new GFY stuff... My dog pee'd on my GFY t-shirt...

BASTARD!!!

StuartD · 04-22-2009, 03:30 PM

In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.

Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??

Farang · 04-22-2009, 03:30 PM

If you send me one, I will have tranny midget wear it, take pics and post them on gfy

romeo22 · 04-22-2009, 03:35 PM

lol...So many people want GFY swag....maybe Ice should double the# of GFYswag on 20

D-Money · 04-22-2009, 03:36 PM

Because I would wear it under my pimp suit for the Januarys Players Ball and if TMZ takes a pic of me, I'll open up my suit and dress shirt to show it off.

And because I helped re-invent Ice Ice Baby by making him drop the last 2 words, creating a 2.0 version of the legendary man.

NetHorse · 04-22-2009, 03:42 PM

I need clothes and food.

Ice · 04-22-2009, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag.
If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you.
If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me.

Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right??

Winner #6 Shoot me an email with your size and mailing addy.

wargames · 04-22-2009, 04:34 PM

We send a ton of RC joins

Farang · 04-22-2009, 04:40 PM

My offer is still valid

SexualDragon · 04-22-2009, 04:41 PM

I am CANADIAN!

munki · 04-22-2009, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by romeo22

It was my try to win GFY T-shirt

I know it wasnt the best

Si · 04-22-2009, 04:44 PM

Ok here's a story:

I signed up to playboy webmasters about 2 years ago and never got round to promoting the sites,

Last month I decided I've got try to figure out my login information and start promoting the program.

I failed,

Signed up a new account and noticed there was a hosted blog. purchased the perfect domain (http://www.playboysblog.com)

And now i'm starting to build the traffic up.

Loch · 04-22-2009, 04:46 PM

I guess ill stay the pink nancy for another 6-7 years LMAO

romeo22 · 04-22-2009, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki

Im not movie fun ...you should check some adult

Ice · 04-22-2009, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

I guess ill stay the pink nancy for another 6-7 years LMAO

OK I feel bad for you.

Winner #7 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.

Si · 04-22-2009, 05:36 PM

Here's a quick IMG to mark the occasion:

alias · 04-22-2009, 05:38 PM

You have to beg for shirts around here now?

stickyfingerz · 04-22-2009, 05:43 PM

Dog tags brought from Nashville to L.A. ... promise of swag made... never received.... Thats my story and Im stickin to it.

IllTestYourGirls · 04-22-2009, 05:46 PM

because I never got the shirt you all said I was going to get?

Nicky · 04-22-2009, 05:52 PM

Iccccceee, how many ICS programs sales to get a Heff robe?

Diomed · 04-22-2009, 05:56 PM

Because I stand zero chance of getting one due to my low post count,

and every now and then chance needs a slap in it's dirty face.

CaptainHowdy · 04-22-2009, 06:45 PM

My story,

I have no story.

Thanks

!

JamesK · 04-22-2009, 06:48 PM

Ice I'll suck your cock for a GFY shirt

AaronM · 04-22-2009, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

OK, here is a wild story from my college days....hope this gets me a shirt

While attending college we did some wild and crazy things like most students did and I recall one night going out with my buddies to a strip club; we spent most of the night there and spent most of our money..... ended up leaving wanting some pussy real bad.

When we returned to the house we still carried on with the party and crazy times. About the crack of dawn, one of my buddies started to take bets on who would fuck a cantaloupe that was in the fridge.....well, I volunteered.

I took the cantaloupe, shaved off some of the Rhine and began to carve a nice tight hole into the end of the fruit. Now keep in mind I left the seeds in for a better feel in hopes of speeding up the "I have to get a nut process".

I then pinned it to the kitchen table and began to rub my cock up and down on the smooth wet juicy surface before I gave the seed infested melon a 2 ball meat injection.....a while later, I blew a load into this bad puppy and then put it back into the fridge with the hole facing the back of the drawer so my room mates would not see the hole when they woke up in the morning.....

I won 50 bucks and got a nut

You are no longer welcome in my home.

Sands · 04-22-2009, 06:58 PM

Ice, a lot of people don't know my secret, and I don't really tell many people about it, but I feel that I can trust you and I really want GFY stuff. You see, I was born with certain... well, most would call them abilities. Simply, when I focus my mind and will, I can change the past. I know, I know, it seems silly, and you're probably skeptical. But the truth of the matter is that I've already won the GFY schwag because a year from now I will use my ability to have made you award me as one of the winners in the present.

Nikki_Licks · 04-22-2009, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

You are no longer welcome in my home.

I promise to stay away from the fruits

Loch · 04-22-2009, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice

OK I feel bad for you.

Winner #7 Shoot me an email with your gfy username, size and mailing addy.

Ill be in touch Ice

Loch · 04-22-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias

You have to beg for shirts around here now?

No only when you want extra shit

bo$$ · 04-22-2009, 08:50 PM

I sometimes work for my friend's dog grooming business ( that pulls in fucking bank) when she needs an extra hand.

All of the old annoying hags come in with their little tumor infested shit-stankin ugly ass dogs, & when I wash their little shits they try to stay and yap my ear off, & ask me the stupidest questions.

I was wearing a shirt that had "SJ" on it, and this one lady asked me what it stood for, of course it stood for "Sean Jean".

Anyway, I show up wearing whatever the fuck I want since I practically own the place and dont wear those stupid little doggy aprons like all the other employees

So, if I show up wearing a shirt that has "GFY" on it, theyll ask me what it stands for and Ill tell them, "Go Fuck Yourself"

Pretty sure that would get them the fuck off my ass, and hopefully, theyll never return. We don't need anymore customers!

Seriously, true story. I pay for all my porn business expenses not from my profit but by working there , grooming peoples little shits.

JustDaveXxx · 04-22-2009, 11:43 PM

I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.

I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.

JustDaveXxx · 04-22-2009, 11:46 PM

If given permission, by GFY, i would make my male ware a GFY Tee-shirt during the pickup of a sex scene. Then post the picks

digifan · 04-23-2009, 12:05 AM

Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.

Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him

munki · 04-23-2009, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

I would ware it to church, while putting my arm around a priests shoulder for a picture and then whisper in his ear "you are HOT!!". Then i would post the pic on GFY.

I would also ware it to Disney Land and take a picture with Mickey Mouse.

I'll shoot it...

Jack Sparrow · 04-23-2009, 03:34 AM

Because im dutch, dutch are cheap, so i need to get stuff for nothing.

nikad · 04-23-2009, 04:10 AM

Cos I am a female webmaster and my friggin husband, who happens to be a webmaster as well has one, so it is totally unfair that he can wear something that tells me "GFY" and I can´t reciprocate ... else I will have to steal his´

xxxfeetxxx · 04-23-2009, 04:50 AM

Because ages ago I won a prize from you and it never got sent? (I'll have to dust off the thread and find the date)

mn · 04-23-2009, 04:56 AM

I have no clothes... help?

u-Bob · 04-23-2009, 06:57 AM

because I reported a shitload of contestbots to Eric, I'd appreciate a "stop snitching" tshirt

Deej · 04-23-2009, 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

You are no longer welcome in my home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikki_Licks

I promise to stay away from the fruits

How can you be kept from yourself ??

TurboAngel · 04-23-2009, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digifan

Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby.

Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him

Awwww I had a g/f take my GFY tank. I kinda wasn't mad as it was wayyyyyyyy to smal

JeanClaude VanDamme · 04-23-2009, 07:38 AM

Because I've got the dumbest GFY nick ?

Nikki_Licks · 04-23-2009, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

How can you be kept from yourself ??

Ahahahhaha...good one

Spicoli · 04-23-2009, 08:18 AM

hmmmmmmm just cuz i found this wit guugle
and i think she's hot............

maybe she could be a new t-shirt model :D

halfpint · 04-23-2009, 08:48 AM

Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough

Nikki_Licks · 04-23-2009, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint

Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough

Reminds me of when I wear my porn.com T-Shirt when I go out

04-22-2009, 02:16 PM	#151
munki Do Fun Shit. Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OC Posts: 13,393	150 swag care packs... __________________ “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

04-22-2009, 03:23 PM	#156
FilthyRob Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Anaheim - CA Posts: 6,741	I need some new GFY stuff... My dog pee'd on my GFY t-shirt... BASTARD!!! __________________ AKA - Clubsexy

04-22-2009, 03:30 PM	#157
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	In almost 7 years, I've never asked for any but have always wanted some gfy swag. If that's not good enough, I have more posts than you. If that's not good enough, you should send it to me cause I'm me. Oh, thought of another one... I made FfvB which makes your job easier.. sorta, kinda... people ignore each other instead of fight. That's good right?? __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

04-22-2009, 03:36 PM	#160
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04-22-2009, 03:42 PM	#161
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04-22-2009, 02:54 PM	#153
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04-22-2009, 03:05 PM	#154
Marcus Aurelius No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 14,809	Grats on the 25k. The main reason I want some GFY swag is the fact that I live in a town with about 10,000 churches on every corner and merely walking down the street wearing one is bound to piss off a preacher, pastor, or general douchebag so he has to go home and pray for the soul of that poor fella with the gofuckyourself gear on :-)

04-22-2009, 03:30 PM	#158
Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,514	If you send me one, I will have tranny midget wear it, take pics and post them on gfy

04-22-2009, 03:35 PM	#159
romeo22 你自己去他媽的 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 23,347	lol...So many people want GFY swag....maybe Ice should double the# of GFYswag on 20

04-22-2009, 04:34 PM	#163
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04-22-2009, 04:40 PM	#164
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04-22-2009, 04:41 PM	#165
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04-22-2009, 04:44 PM	#167
Si Such Fun! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,900	Ok here's a story: I signed up to playboy webmasters about 2 years ago and never got round to promoting the sites, Last month I decided I've got try to figure out my login information and start promoting the program. I failed, Signed up a new account and noticed there was a hosted blog. purchased the perfect domain (http://www.playboysblog.com) And now i'm starting to build the traffic up.

04-22-2009, 04:46 PM	#168
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04-22-2009, 05:36 PM	#171
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04-22-2009, 05:38 PM	#172
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04-22-2009, 05:43 PM	#173
stickyfingerz Doin fine Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 24,983	Dog tags brought from Nashville to L.A. ... promise of swag made... never received.... Thats my story and Im stickin to it.

04-22-2009, 05:46 PM	#174
IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	because I never got the shirt you all said I was going to get? __________________

04-22-2009, 05:52 PM	#175
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Iccccceee, how many ICS programs sales to get a Heff robe? __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

04-22-2009, 05:56 PM	#176
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04-22-2009, 06:45 PM	#177
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04-22-2009, 06:48 PM	#178
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	Ice I'll suck your cock for a GFY shirt __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

04-22-2009, 06:58 PM	#180
Sands Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: 418194907 Posts: 3,134	Ice, a lot of people don't know my secret, and I don't really tell many people about it, but I feel that I can trust you and I really want GFY stuff. You see, I was born with certain... well, most would call them abilities. Simply, when I focus my mind and will, I can change the past. I know, I know, it seems silly, and you're probably skeptical. But the truth of the matter is that I've already won the GFY schwag because a year from now I will use my ability to have made you award me as one of the winners in the present.

04-22-2009, 08:50 PM	#184
bo$$ Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The bank Posts: 235	I sometimes work for my friend's dog grooming business ( that pulls in fucking bank) when she needs an extra hand. All of the old annoying hags come in with their little tumor infested shit-stankin ugly ass dogs, & when I wash their little shits they try to stay and yap my ear off, & ask me the stupidest questions. I was wearing a shirt that had "SJ" on it, and this one lady asked me what it stood for, of course it stood for "Sean Jean". Anyway, I show up wearing whatever the fuck I want since I practically own the place and dont wear those stupid little doggy aprons like all the other employees So, if I show up wearing a shirt that has "GFY" on it, theyll ask me what it stands for and Ill tell them, "Go Fuck Yourself" Pretty sure that would get them the fuck off my ass, and hopefully, theyll never return. We don't need anymore customers! Seriously, true story. I pay for all my porn business expenses not from my profit but by working there , grooming peoples little shits. __________________ Promote the hottest converting breezy out on the net - 100% guaranteed to convert - 50% Revshare - 10% Program Referral - Hosted Galleries - Weekly CCbill Payouts - 24/7 Affiliate Support

04-22-2009, 11:43 PM	#185
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04-22-2009, 11:46 PM	#186
JustDaveXxx I AM JUSTDAVE ! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: LA Posts: 4,111	If given permission, by GFY, i would make my male ware a GFY Tee-shirt during the pickup of a sex scene. Then post the picks __________________ Smut Peddler Productions.com ICQ #378-696-435 / / Skype: JustDaveXxx "We shoot custom, exclusive content your way"

04-23-2009, 12:05 AM	#187
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Congrats on your 25k, Ice baby. Not sure if I qualify but when my ex asked my doc about my perspectives and he got the answer no, I won't be better and will never be able to talk again (we girls hate this), he left and took my few GFY t-shirts and the hoodie with him __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

04-23-2009, 03:34 AM	#189
Jack Sparrow Almost goners.. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Location: Netherlands Posts: 11,420	Because im dutch, dutch are cheap, so i need to get stuff for nothing.

04-23-2009, 04:10 AM	#190
nikad Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: BA Posts: 2,579	Cos I am a female webmaster and my friggin husband, who happens to be a webmaster as well has one, so it is totally unfair that he can wear something that tells me "GFY" and I can´t reciprocate ... else I will have to steal his´ __________________ The Filthy Few [email protected]

04-23-2009, 04:50 AM	#191
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04-23-2009, 04:56 AM	#192
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04-23-2009, 06:57 AM	#193
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04-23-2009, 07:38 AM	#196
JeanClaude VanDamme Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Belgium Posts: 652	Because I've got the dumbest GFY nick ?

04-23-2009, 08:18 AM	#198
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04-23-2009, 08:48 AM	#199
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	Ok Iv cum to the conclusion that Im getting fuck all swag. I dont want a t-shirt anyway. I only want a cool hoodie so I can look like a gangsta and rob a few old grannies, graffiti some walls, steal some rides, break peoples fences, trample all over their gay flowers, hang with the bro's, and drink a shit load of beer. I might need a cap too though so that I can look real tough __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net