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  • Farang
    one sick puppy
    • Oct 2004
    • 11713

    #1

    I am going to GYM tomorrow!

    Little skinny motherfucker wants to become bigger. Any tips from gfy spartans?
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  • 2012
    So Fucking What
    • Jul 2006
    • 17189

    #2
    get a trainer or someone to help you get started
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    • Blazed
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      • Jun 2006
      • 1701

      #3
      Forget about the gym unless you are prepared to follow a strict diet.

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      • Farang
        one sick puppy
        • Oct 2004
        • 11713

        #4
        Originally posted by Blazed
        Forget about the gym unless you are prepared to follow a strict diet.
        What kind of diet?
        fbm

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        • Socks
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 8475

          #5
          Before wasting money at a gym, you should do calisthenics to get yourself mentally, physically and schedully prepared, for free.

          Pushups, situps, pullups, squats, and some cardio.

          If you can't motivate yourself to get to the ground, how are you going to motivate yourself to get to the gym?

          Besides, if you're a scrawny individual, the floor will be a challenge.

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          • goldflower
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            • Feb 2006
            • 5545

            #6
            Start training some martial arts , like boxing or MMA than in one tome in week you can go to gym. But if you only want go to gym I think will be better if you find good gym with good personal trainer wht explain you everything.
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            • blogsy
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              • Jul 2003
              • 212

              #7
              Originally posted by Socks
              If you can't motivate yourself to get to the ground, how are you going to motivate yourself to get to the gym?
              Joining a gym is a good way to motivate yourself. If your paying out for a monthly fee your more likely to make sure you use the facility...

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              • Socks
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 8475

                #8
                Originally posted by blogsy
                Joining a gym is a good way to motivate yourself. If your paying out for a monthly fee your more likely to make sure you use the facility...
                Yeah tell that to the 3 million people who paid for a gym membership last year because they wanted to get in shape, only to find they hardly ever went.

                Why do you think they all ask you to pay for a bunch of months up front?

                You always have your floor (and often you can use someone elses without them noticing)

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                • Dirty F
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 59204

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Blazed
                  Forget about the gym unless you are prepared to follow a strict diet.
                  Bullshit.

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                  • Porn Producer
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 478

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AAK
                    What kind of diet?
                    Eating like a pig 6 times/day

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                    • Farang
                      one sick puppy
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 11713

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Porn Producer
                      Eating like a pig 6 times/day
                      Yeah I think I'll have to drink / eat some shit in order to increase appetite
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                      • blogsy
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 212

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Socks
                        Yeah tell that to the 3 million people who paid for a gym membership last year because they wanted to get in shape, only to find they hardly ever went.

                        Why do you think they all ask you to pay for a bunch of months up front?

                        You always have your floor (and often you can use someone elses without them noticing)
                        Very, very true. I often think some people believe that just in signing up to the gym they are on the road to fitness.....then it also allows them to say they are a member of a gym and a bunch of other stuff...like...they're going to the gym tomorrow..

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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722

                          #13
                          spend your money on free weights and a bench. Then check out a bodybuilding/workout forum to get an idea on what, when, and how much to eat
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                          • Blazed
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                            • Jun 2006
                            • 1701

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Dirty F
                            Bullshit.
                            So you think he can bulk up with muscle without following a strict diet?

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                            • Blazed
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                              • Jun 2006
                              • 1701

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AAK
                              What kind of diet?
                              Depending how far you want to take it you will want to work out a ratio of protein/carbs/fat in take and build your meal plan around that, as well as calories. The more organised you are the better the results than if you just go into it casually.

                              A personal trainer is mainly for motivation imo, for people who constantly need affirmation. You can learn pretty quickly what you should be doing online.

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                              • LiveDose
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 25792

                                #16
                                My wife's at the gym right now. She's exercising for both of us.

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                                • JamesK
                                  hi
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 16731

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Blazed
                                  So you think he can bulk up with muscle without following a strict diet?
                                  Ummm yeah? I'm sure a diet improves the process, but you can easily gain muscles by simply working out on a regular base.
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                                  • Blazed
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                                    • Jun 2006
                                    • 1701

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JamesK
                                    Ummm yeah? I'm sure a diet improves the process, but you can easily gain muscles by simply working out on a regular base.
                                    You're going to gain a little bit of muscle but thats about it. Diet is essential, do you know a single person who is ripped and just eats whatever he wants when he wants? You wont find anyone like that apart from the few who are just lucky with genetics to be able to get away with it.

                                    Hit the gym as much as you want without a proper diet you are going to be severley hampered. The OP doesnt sound like some old timer who wants to trim a bit of flab, sounds like he wants to put on a lot of muscle mass which is not going to do that without a strict diet.

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                                    • tical
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 6504

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JamesK
                                      Ummm yeah? I'm sure a diet improves the process, but you can easily gain muscles by simply working out on a regular base.
                                      You can't build a house when you only have enough wood to make repairs.

                                      You can't gain significant amounts of lean mass without a surplus of food.
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                                      • JamesK
                                        hi
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 16731

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by tical
                                        You can't build a house when you only have enough wood to make repairs.
                                        You can build a tent instead
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                                        • Roby
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                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 8035

                                          #21
                                          you need to listen your ody and make as feel... no body can give you good advice for this i think
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                                          • Bjorn Andersen
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                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 67

                                            #22
                                            1. Eat alot, 5-6 per days, mix it with drinking proteimn shakes
                                            2. Do sets with 5-8 reps and work it hard
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                                            • Bjorn Andersen
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                                              • Apr 2009
                                              • 67

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Blazed
                                              So you think he can bulk up with muscle without following a strict diet?
                                              yes, just eat alot, its not really that hard to gain weight and muscles with it...
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                                              • Blazed
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2006
                                                • 1701

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bjorn Andersen
                                                yes, just eat alot, its not really that hard to gain weight and muscles with it...
                                                If he just eats a lot he will end up bloated, any muscle he puts on wont even be visible by his increase in fat. You sound like an idiot.

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                                                • DWB
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                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 31779

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AAK
                                                  What kind of diet?
                                                  One that doesn't involve cheap asian crack.

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                                                  • Farang
                                                    one sick puppy
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 11713

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
                                                    One that doesn't involve cheap asian crack.
                                                    Thank you
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                                                    • _Richard_
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 30991

                                                      #27
                                                      you need to eat about 6 times a day with snacks/healthy food/and protein...

                                                      you should really work cardio/weights about 5 times a week and that will get you really going

                                                      cardio is important, to me, later in life.. as increased muscle mass will put strain on your heart etc

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                                                      • UFGators2007
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                                                        • Nov 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        Pics or it didnt happen...oh wait, scratch that...nevermind.
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                                                        • C-Luv
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                                                          • May 2008
                                                          • 3025

                                                          #29
                                                          load up on the protein and get a personal trainer
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                                                          • romeo22
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                                                            • Mar 2008
                                                            • 23350

                                                            #30
                                                            I say almost every day "I am going to GYM tomorrow!"

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                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by AAK
                                                              Little skinny motherfucker wants to become bigger. Any tips from gfy spartans?
                                                              Eat lot of proteins (meat,milk,vegetables), and eat good carbs after training but forget chocolate,drinking and bigmacs.

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                                                              • Deej
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                                                                • Jun 2005
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                                                                #32
                                                                fruits, meats, berries, salads.... peanut butter nuts and meat for protein.

                                                                cut out soda, sugars and refined shit...

                                                                If you plan on going every day, work on legs one day, arms the next, then abs and back the next, repeat.

                                                                do that for 3 months straight and come back and tell us how youre doing...

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                                                                • NetHorse
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                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 3526

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  Originally posted by LeanMeOut
                                                                  The Bulking Primer
                                                                  By LeanMeOut & rambo

                                                                  First things first:
                                                                  There are many reasons that bulking diets fail but here are a few of the most common reasons:
                                                                  1) Calories are not high enough and putting on muscle mass fails
                                                                  2) Calories are too high and macros percentages are not in check. This in turn leads to putting on sloppy weight (fat) as well as muscle.
                                                                  3) You are BULKING, not CHEATING. Cheat days will be factored in, but your food choices should still be healthy. All diets, whether cutting or buking, need to be monitored. This means that watching your insulin spikes and TYPE of carb intake is still important.
                                                                  4) You are what you eat. It?s just that simple. To simplify, you eat crap and you will look like crap.

                                                                  That being said let?s talk calories and figuring out daily needs

                                                                  Harris Benedict Formula for Calorie Calculations
                                                                  ?The Harris Benedict equation is a calorie formula using the variables of height, weight, age, and gender to calculate basal metabolic rate (BMR). This is more accurate than calculating calorie needs based on total body weight alone. The only factor it omits is lean body mass and thus the ratio of muscle-to-fat a body has. Remember, leaner bodies need more calories than less leaner ones. Therefore, this equation will be very accurate in all but the very muscular (Harris-Benedict will under-estimate calorie needs) and the very fat (Harris-Benedict will over-estimate calorie needs).?

                                                                  That being said, there are is no concrete number of daily calorie intake your body needs, however using this formula will give you can idea of what you do need.

                                                                  Harris Benedict Formula for Men
                                                                  BMR = 66 + (13.7 X weight in kilos) + (5 X height in cm) - (6.8 X age in years)

                                                                  Notes:
                                                                  1 inch = 2.54 cm.
                                                                  1 kilogram = 2.2 lbs.

                                                                  Example of BMR
                                                                  You are 25 years old
                                                                  You are 6 feet tall
                                                                  Your weight is 220 pounds
                                                                  Your BMR is 66 + (1370) + (914) - (170) = 2180 calories

                                                                  Harris Benedict Formula for Men - STEP 2
                                                                  To determine your total daily calorie needs, now multiply your BMR by the appropriate activity factor, as follows:

                                                                  If you are Sedentary - little or no exercise
                                                                  Calorie-Calculation = BMR X 1.2
                                                                  - If you are Lightly Active (light exercise/sports 1-3 days/week)
                                                                  Calorie-Calculation = BMR X 1.375
                                                                  - If you are Moderately Active (moderate exercise/sports 3-5 days/week)
                                                                  Calorie-Calculation = BMR X 1.55
                                                                  - If you are Very Active = BMR X 1.725 (hard exercise/sports 6-7 days/week)
                                                                  Calorie-Calculation = BMR X 1.725
                                                                  - If you are Extra Active (very hard daily exercise/sports & physical job or 2X day training)
                                                                  Calorie-Calculation = BMR X 1.9

                                                                  Total Calorie Needs Example
                                                                  If you are lightly active, multiply your BMR (2180) by 1.375 = 2997
                                                                  Your total daily calorie requirement is therefore 2997 calories.
                                                                  This is the total number of calories you need in order to MAINTAIN your current weight.

                                                                  If you want to gain body weight, you must consume more calories than you burn. One pound of body weight is roughly equivalent to 3500 calories, so eating an extra 500 calories per day will cause you to gain one pound a week. Etc?.

                                                                  The BASICS-
                                                                  1. Postworkout Nutrition- I?m a firm believer that PWO nutrition is hands down the most important aspect of dieting. It is within the 15 minutes after a workout that your body is in dire need of nutrients. It is a completely anabolic state, and what you take in can be optimized to ensure maximum results. A general rule of thumb is 40-60 grams whey protein, and double the amount of whey in carbohydrates (50% dextrose/50% maltodextrin).

                                                                  2. Carbs- carbohydrates are a very helpful macronutrient when you are trying to gain lean mass. However, carbohydrates are only useful if they are used at the correct times. In my opionion carbohydrates are only necessary for 3 meals of the day. These meals include breakfast, your PWO Shake, and your PPWO Meal. Your breakfast and PPWO meals should be comprised of slow burning complex carbs that are low on the glycemic chart. Some good examples of low glycemic carbs are brown rice, yams, and oatmeal. Others may include whole wheat bread, whole wheat pasta.

                                                                  3. Protein- Just like when you are cutting, you need plenty of protein. For bulking, a good rule of thumb is 2-3g of protein per pound of lean bodyweight. You should take in a good portion of your protein in the source of real meals, avoid intaking too many shakes, as real food comes to a better benefit. The list foods with high protein bioavailability is extensive, and I will only cover a few, (Egg whites, Lean steak, Chicken breast, the list goes on forever?.).

                                                                  4. Fats- EFA?s (Essential Fatty Acids) are extremely important in any diet. The list of benefits from taking in dietary fats I extensive and I am not even going to get started on it. I will just say that a diet which includes EFA?s will yield much better results. Good sources of fat are ( Flax Oil, Nuts, Salmon, Olive Oil). EFA

                                                                  5. The separation of Carbs and Fats- This is a hotly debated issue, but again, in my opinion, an important aspect nonetheless. Remember that it is often when you eat items and with what you eat them that is more important than what you are eating. A mouthful, I know, but stay with me. Remember that when you take in certain carbs, you can spike your insulin levels. If you are taking in fats when your insulin has been spiked, you are allowing the basic laws of physiology to act out, and you allow for a higher propensity for fat storage. Separation is key. The sample diet will give a good example of how to separate them.


                                                                  6. Supplements-

                                                                  Glutamine: Helps prevent catabolism. Best used in dosages of 10grams daily, 5 grams before cardio, 5 grams at another interval, but not after workout as it fights for absorption with the glutamine peptides in whey.

                                                                  Protein and Carb Shakes: I?m not going to cover protein, because even if you can?t afford it, you should sell a kidney to get some. Carb drinks are rather convenient, and companies offer pre mixed dosages, (CarboHit, Glycoload, UltraFuel). Dextrose and Maltodextrin can be bought from most supplement stores or online.

                                                                  Creatine: Unlike while cutting, creatine can be used while bulking since the water retention from its use will not be an issue since you are ?bulking?. In the body, creatine is synthesized from the amino acids glycine, arginine and methionine. Taking supplemental doses of creatine monohydrate can increase muscle creatine and phosphocreatine (PC) concentrations by up to 40%. These increases can lead to improvements in muscle energy production and recuperation.

                                                                  7. Cheating- Cheating is essential. Why? Remember, the body runs on homeostasis, it likes to keep balance. After eating so well after a week, your body begins to adjust, and lean mass gain / fat burning over time will not be as rapid. The other extremely important aspect is mental sanity. So many diets crash and fail because people don?t give themselves a chance to breath. Remember, cheating is not an opportunity for you to pillage the entire mall food court. Shoot for a cheat meal, not an all out binge. A fast food value meal can be 2,000 calories. Eat that 3 times on one day, and you?ve consumed 6,000 calories. And that?s not good in any case.

                                                                  8. Cardio - D*mn right cardio!! Yes even when bulking. Why? Because cardio works the most important muscle of all ? YOUR HEART. Not only that, but doing cardio 3 times a week will help keep the fat you will gain in this diet to a minimum. Cardio should be performed on an empty stomach first thing in the am. The proper cardio for burning fat is done by staying in your target heart rate for fat burning which is 65-70% of your max heart rate for a period of 45-60 minutes. To figure this out you can use the following formula:

                                                                  (220 ? your age) * .65
                                                                  (220 ? your age) * .7


                                                                  Example for a 22 year old:

                                                                  (220 ? 22) * .65 = 128.7
                                                                  (220 ? 22) * .7 = 138.6


                                                                  From this we can conclude that for a 22 year old target heart rate for fat burning should be between 129 and 138 beats per minute for 45-60 minutes.

                                                                  Why 45-60 minutes?? Because fat burning (lipolysis) doesn?t typically kick in until the 20 minute mark, so only doing 30 minutes of cardio yields 10 minutes of fat burning. You get the point.

                                                                  Now The Sample Diet:
                                                                  Note: This is a sample diet for our 26 year old, 6ft tall, 220 pound gentleman mentioned in the example above for figuring out calorie needs. This diet will NOT work for you if those criteria don?t apply to you; however it is easy to customize the below diet to take in account your own statistics. It is the principles that are applicable.. I am not going to post the total amount of calories, only the carb, protein and fat macros for the whole day.

                                                                  Meal 1: Pro/Carb

                                                                  8 Egg Whites, 1 Scoop Of Whey Protein, 1 cup oatmeal

                                                                  50g protein / 54g carbs / 5g fat



                                                                  Meal 2: Pro/Fat

                                                                  Lean Ground Beef, ¼ cup swiss cheese, green veggies

                                                                  55g protein / 2g carbs / 20g fat



                                                                  Meal 3: Pro/Carb

                                                                  Chicken Breast, 1 and a half cup Brown Rice

                                                                  55g protein / 64g carbs / 3g Fat
                                                                  **Disclaimer: Meal 3 can be a pro/fat meal if you are ultra sensitive to carb intake.


                                                                  Meal 4: Pro/Fat

                                                                  2 Cans of Tuna, 1 Tbsp Full Fat Mayonnaise, Veggies

                                                                  60g protein / 2g carbs / 13g Fat



                                                                  Workout


                                                                  Meal 5: PWO Nutrition

                                                                  2 Scoops Whey Protein / 80g of Dextrose

                                                                  40g protein / 80g carbs / 0g fat



                                                                  Meal 6: PPWO

                                                                  Boneless Skinless Chicken Breast, ½ cup Brown Rice (Measured Uncooked)

                                                                  50g protein / 70g carbs / 3g fat



                                                                  Meal 7: Pro/Fat

                                                                  Lean Protein of your choice, 2 Tbsp Natural Peanut Butter
                                                                  50g protein / 5g carbs / 18g fat



                                                                  Meal 8: Before Bed

                                                                  3 Scoops of Whey Protein, 1.5 Tbsp. Flax Seed Oil

                                                                  60g protein / 3g carbs / 21g Fat
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                                                                  • RevShare it!
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    80% Diet 20% Workout....

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                                                                    • NetHorse
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                                                                      • Dec 2006
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      That turns into approximately 420 grams protein, 250 grams Carbs, and 83 grams of fat. This is roughly 3500 calories

                                                                      *Reminder: This is a PRIMER. It?s not mean to be comprehensive. Everyone is different, to find out what works for your body takes trial and error.


                                                                      Here comes the fun part: Question and Answer?.

                                                                      Q: How often should I eat?
                                                                      A: You?ll have to do the math to see how often you will have to eat to get your 7-8 meals a day in. If your up for 16 hours a day, then every 2 hours is how often you need to eat.

                                                                      Q: Is sodium an issue?
                                                                      A: Outside of the bloating issue, or if you have high cholesterol, no.

                                                                      Q. How do I make my meals not taste like cardboard?
                                                                      A. Be creative. Mix in some sugar free jam or splenda in your oats, some hot sauce or soy sauce on your meats, or pick up some sugar free ketchup.

                                                                      Q. I don?t like old fashioned oats. Can I eat the pre mixed oats with fruit?
                                                                      A. No. Be a man. Those mixes have ridiculous amounts of sugar.

                                                                      Q. What about fruit?
                                                                      A: Go for it, like with dairy you are BULKING. You have more freedom in your dietary choices.

                                                                      Q: What are some good sources of Lean Protein?
                                                                      A: Eggs, Fish, Chicken, Steak, Ground Beef, Whey Protein, Turkey?.. the list goes on forever. Do a search and look through other people?s diets for ideas on protein

                                                                      Q: What are some good sources of complex carbohydrates?
                                                                      A: Rice, Pasta, Whole Wheat Bread, Yams, Oatmeal?. Same as above

                                                                      ?Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.?

                                                                      LMO & Rambo

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                                                                      The above information is a great start. Don't jump into the above diet right away though, change it so it fits your lifestyle & preferences. Slowly work your way into it until you can stay with it consistently. "Getting big" takes a lot of time, unless by getting big you mean putting 15lbs of muscle and 20lbs of fat in a year. Expect to gain 12-15lbs of LBM a year.
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