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bbobby86 04-20-2009 02:37 AM

i should go for a one year... but didn`t...

quantum-x 04-20-2009 02:45 AM

Last time I was 'arrested' by the cops here, we ended up talking about rugby and taking a group photo. Go France.

http://ninjito.com/dump/2009-02-14/qx-flics-2.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 04-20-2009 03:56 AM

Never and pray it stays that way.

Chit Chat 04-20-2009 04:42 AM

I have never been to jail.

nation-x 04-20-2009 04:53 AM

6 years, 2 months for Armed Robbery when I was 17... I am 40 now.

bobby666 04-20-2009 05:35 AM

i have missed that chance

Roby 04-20-2009 05:57 AM

i have neve beeen in jail also

Manowar 04-20-2009 06:03 AM

can't say i've ever been

Holly 04-20-2009 06:06 AM

I wouldn't last 30 seconds in jail. I had to go to court for an expired license 3 or 4 years ago and I'm still not over the trauma of sitting around all those people for two hours.

Mutt 04-20-2009 06:24 AM

i feel like a wuss ..... never in jail. in the backseat of squad cars quite a few times as a teenager. i dunno, i kinda knew that once I hit 18 fun n' games were over and you had to respect authority or pay real consequences. my dad was a judge, short of something violent i could get away with most anything.

Vicious_B 04-20-2009 06:24 AM

Never officially arrested but picked up at 14 with my two 13 year old friends for being in a bar on Mischief night that was raided. Sat in a jail cell for 3 hours waiting for my dad to come get me and I think I was more afraid to go with my dad then sit in the cell.

Ditosta 04-20-2009 06:27 AM

The closet I've gotten is watching OZ ..:)

v4 media 04-20-2009 06:31 AM

They haven't caught me yet.

halfpint 04-20-2009 06:38 AM

The only way you can tell how long a man has been in jail for, Is by asking him to drop his pants and checking to see if his bum hole is streched, the bigger the bum hole the longer he has been banged up.

seeandsee 04-20-2009 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 15762586)
I wouldn't last 30 seconds in jail. I had to go to court for an expired license 3 or 4 years ago and I'm still not over the trauma of sitting around all those people for two hours.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sosa 04-20-2009 08:10 AM

never have been

goldflower 04-21-2009 01:48 PM

Some else have some dark secret ? :)

JD 04-21-2009 02:19 PM

god damn nation-x seriously? That's hardcore

LeRoy 04-21-2009 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 15769934)
god damn nation-x seriously? That's hardcore

thats what I was thinkin. Prison aint no joke. My 90 days in county aint shit compared to that.

But hey I was a cook for the Deputies. We'll wudya know. The mother fucker who popped me came to my area. He asked me to cook a burger. Fucker didnt even recognize me.

I gave him a big loogy burger :thumbsup

mineistaken 04-21-2009 04:44 PM

never, I am not from police state (where jail time is as common and "no biggie" as eating sandwithces)

collegeboobies 04-21-2009 04:45 PM

18 years

Profits of Doom 04-21-2009 04:57 PM

Never any really significant time, but I've been arrested more times that I can count, for everything from promoting prostitution, violating video booth ordinances, obstruction of justice, and promoting public indecency, to my personal favorite, interstate transport of obscene materials, which was my biggest legal headache. There are a ton more that I am forgetting, but they were all occupational hazards...


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