Never officially arrested but picked up at 14 with my two 13 year old friends for being in a bar on Mischief night that was raided. Sat in a jail cell for 3 hours waiting for my dad to come get me and I think I was more afraid to go with my dad then sit in the cell.

The closet I've gotten is watching OZ ..:)

They haven't caught me yet.

The only way you can tell how long a man has been in jail for, Is by asking him to drop his pants and checking to see if his bum hole is streched, the bigger the bum hole the longer he has been banged up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

never have been

Some else have some dark secret ? :)

god damn nation-x seriously? That's hardcore

thats what I was thinkin. Prison aint no joke. My 90 days in county aint shit compared to that.

But hey I was a cook for the Deputies. We'll wudya know. The mother fucker who popped me came to my area. He asked me to cook a burger. Fucker didnt even recognize me.

I gave him a big loogy burger :thumbsup

never, I am not from police state (where jail time is as common and "no biggie" as eating sandwithces)

18 years

Never any really significant time, but I've been arrested more times that I can count, for everything from promoting prostitution, violating video booth ordinances, obstruction of justice, and promoting public indecency, to my personal favorite, interstate transport of obscene materials, which was my biggest legal headache. There are a ton more that I am forgetting, but they were all occupational hazards...