Thanks... I always wanted to see your moms cooch. I was born in 2006.
“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”
When the original poster was born I was married to my first big tittied whore. I was 20 years old, in college and in my 3rd professional rock band.
One big tit hooker, 3 fake tit feature dancers, and now one big tit pornstar later...I'm still partying and having fun. Last nights' festivities included a bottle of jaegar, 4 women, a trip to The Red Rooster swingers club until 2:30 a.m. and then Claudia-Marie and I hit The Green Door swinger club near the Vegas strip and had an orgy until 5:30 this morning.
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Let's see... while you were getting your cord cut, your shitty ass wiped and your dipeys changed I graduated high school, bought my first car that year ('74 Chevelle Malibu), and by the end of that year had been with my 3rd girlfriend for about 6 months and was happily nailing her in the back seat of it. She was worth the wait.
It was a good year definitely, but that had nothing to do with squalling babies being born.
1973: Martin Cooper of Motorola uses the first portable handset ... to make the first cellphone call ... to his rival at Bell Labs. Rub it in.
If you wanted to make a mobile-phone call in those days, you might have a radiophone in your car. You'd need to spend thousands of dollars, stash about 30 pounds of equipment in your trunk and install a special antenna.
Bell Laboratories (then the research division of AT&T and now part of Alcatel-Lucent) had conceptualized cellular communications in 1947. But it was locked in a competition with Motorola in the '60s and '70s to go truly portable.
At Motorola, Cooper and designer Rudy Krolopp worked on the "shoe" phone, using many of the company's existing electronics patents. They produced the Motorola DynaTAC (for DYNamic Adaptive Total Area Coverage): 9 inches tall, 2½ pounds, with 30 circuit boards. You could talk for 35 minutes, and it took 10 hours to recharge.
Cooper set up a cellular base station in New York and made his first call to Joel Engel, Bell Labs' research chief. Ouch.
Cooper recalls: "I made numerous calls, including one where I crossed the street while talking to a New York radio reporter -- probably one of the more dangerous things I have ever done in my life."
Motorola spent another 10 years to get the cellphone over technological and regulatory hurdles. Commercial service started in 1983, with a slimmed-down, 16-ounce DynaTAC. First adopters paid $3,500 for the phone ($7,400 in today's money). It was 1990 before cellphone service reached a million U.S. subscribers.
The world's lightest cellphone is now the Modu at just 1.41 ounces. The world's cheapest are free, if you sign a two-year service plan.
I feel old
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