Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity - GoFuckYourself.com

DVTimes · 04-18-2009, 06:54 AM

Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity

GLENDALE, Calif. ? Seeking to capitalize on the latest Internet phenomenon, Kick Ass Pictures is offering YouTube singing sensation Susan Boyle $1 million to lose her virginity on camera.
Boyle captured the public zeitgeist this week after a video clip on YouTube.com of her singing on the show ?Britain?s Got Talent? catapulted her into the realm of Internet celebrity. The homely looking Boyle, 47, who claims to have never even been kissed, wowed all three judges with her stirring performance.

Just to give you an idea of how popular the viral video?s become, including reproductions of the original clip, it?s been viewed more than 47 million times worldwide ? more than Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Obama?s election night victory speech and the video of the Iraqi reporter throwing his shoes at President Bush.

Sensing a moment of opportunity to ride the wave of Boyle?s newfound Internet celebrity, Kick Ass has stepped in with a generous offer.

?The logical extension of [having never been kissed] is that she?s still a virgin,? said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. ?We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That?s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman?s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.?

If Boyle accepts the offer, Kick Ass will fly her to L.A. (on Virgin Airlines) and allow her to choose her potential co-stars, Ron Jeremy being a ?perfect match? according to Kulkis. The plan also calls for Boyle to record her own theme song for the movie that will be released as a single.

The $1 million offer is good for one week.

?We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world?s attention,? said Kulkis. ?Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I?m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible!?

Pleasurepays · 04-18-2009, 06:57 AM

porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry.

thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.

tabasco · 04-18-2009, 07:01 AM

I would not fuck her for 1 million dollars

MaDalton · 04-18-2009, 07:03 AM

you are really the master of second hand news

HorseShit · 04-18-2009, 07:04 AM

This has already been posted by kickass themselves and is probably even on the main page of GFY FUCK FACE

Manowar · 04-18-2009, 07:06 AM

yeah we've already had this

Iron Fist · 04-18-2009, 07:12 AM

Timeline pic please...

acctman · 04-18-2009, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry.

thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.

couldn't of said it better myself. and they wonder why the industry keeps having negative stereotypes

Manowar · 04-18-2009, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry.

thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.

biskoppen · 04-18-2009, 07:38 AM

$1M is nothing compared to what she's might gonna make..

Paul Pot who won last year already made $10M+ selling CDs and concerts

woj · 04-18-2009, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead

Timeline pic please...

adonthenet · 04-18-2009, 08:30 AM

lol, idiots.....

baddog · 04-18-2009, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanuk

blah blah blah

Just because you are on the other side of the world does not mean that you need to start a new thread every morning for something that has already been discussed while you slept.

04-18-2009, 06:54 AM	#1
DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,565	Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity Kick Ass Offers YouTube Sensation Susan Boyle $1M to Lose Virginity GLENDALE, Calif. ? Seeking to capitalize on the latest Internet phenomenon, Kick Ass Pictures is offering YouTube singing sensation Susan Boyle $1 million to lose her virginity on camera. Boyle captured the public zeitgeist this week after a video clip on YouTube.com of her singing on the show ?Britain?s Got Talent? catapulted her into the realm of Internet celebrity. The homely looking Boyle, 47, who claims to have never even been kissed, wowed all three judges with her stirring performance. Just to give you an idea of how popular the viral video?s become, including reproductions of the original clip, it?s been viewed more than 47 million times worldwide ? more than Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, Obama?s election night victory speech and the video of the Iraqi reporter throwing his shoes at President Bush. Sensing a moment of opportunity to ride the wave of Boyle?s newfound Internet celebrity, Kick Ass has stepped in with a generous offer. ?The logical extension of [having never been kissed] is that she?s still a virgin,? said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. ?We have always wanted to produce a movie in which a bona fide virgin loses her maidenhood on camera. That?s a very personal, intimate moment in a woman?s life. Doing it in front of bright lights and cameras in a San Fernando Valley studio will make it that much more special.? If Boyle accepts the offer, Kick Ass will fly her to L.A. (on Virgin Airlines) and allow her to choose her potential co-stars, Ron Jeremy being a ?perfect match? according to Kulkis. The plan also calls for Boyle to record her own theme song for the movie that will be released as a single. The $1 million offer is good for one week. ?We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world?s attention,? said Kulkis. ?Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I?m sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible!? __________________ The Affiliate Program

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Pleasurepays BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I live in a pile of boogers Posts: 11,913	porn always needs idiots within the industry, to reinforce the negative stereotypes about the industry. thank god there is never a shortage of idiots stepping up to the plate to answer the challenge.

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HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	This has already been posted by kickass themselves and is probably even on the main page of GFY FUCK FACE

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