WHY do you asshole reps do this shit?

**commonsense** · 04-15-2009, 08:43 AM

Desperation.

An increase of cc billers cold contacting too

"Hey this is (insert generic name here) from (some important sounding with payments, bill or biller at the end of it). I saw your site and must say I'm impressed. I wanted to get you on board for our credit card processing. We have the lowest rates, service and will wash your car every 3rd sunday. We're not fly-by-night. We've been in business since 2003 and process $47 bazillion dollars annually even though you've never heard of us. Give us a try!"

**fris** · 04-15-2009, 08:45 AM

i pay good moneys for installs on americans traffic

**rowan** · 04-15-2009, 08:51 AM

Even better is the drive-by "saw your site, liked it, try our program" then when I ask them a couple of hours later WHICH site of mine they saw, they have no idea.

Too many generic messages I guess.

A smart rep would keep notes linking URLs and ICQ #'s so they could at least appear half sincere when cold calling affiliates.......

**Martin** · 04-15-2009, 08:52 AM

Simple solution, don't add your icq to your sig.. Easy, done.

**seeandsee** · 04-15-2009, 08:53 AM

why some millioner form Nigeria don't hit me

**MaDalton** · 04-15-2009, 08:55 AM

i also like:

him: hi
me: hi, how can i help you?
him: what do you do?

why does someone contact me when he has no idea what i am doing? i don't get it

**mule** · 04-15-2009, 08:57 AM

Aaron, they only want your ass, no need to be paranoid. Use lotsa lube and relax

**RyuLion** · 04-15-2009, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

**selena** · 04-15-2009, 08:59 AM

R u there?

bro hit me up when you have a minute

hi

hello

R u there?

**AaronM** · 04-15-2009, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by baddog

How come you respond to ICQ's from affiliate reps but not your friends?

What friend might you be referring to?

[12:12] baddog: sent to her
[12:12] AaronM: Danka
[12:12] baddog: bitte
Session Close (baddog): Mon Apr 13 12:33:15 2009

Session Start (130823758:baddog): Wed Apr 15 10:01:05 2009

**AaronM** · 04-15-2009, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by Martin

Simple solution, don't add your icq to your sig.. Easy, done.

Ummm...You have your ICQ in your sig but I do not have my ICQ in mine.

**Martin** · 04-15-2009, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Ummm...You have your ICQ in your sig but I do not have my ICQ in mine.

I want people to hit me up.. Even to call me a jerk off I don't care

BTW I ment to quote the person under your first post. (Nikki_Licks)

**MaDalton** · 04-15-2009, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

What friend might you be referring to?

[12:12] baddog: sent to her
[12:12] AaronM: Danka
[12:12] baddog: bitte
Session Close (baddog): Mon Apr 13 12:33:15 2009

Session Start (130823758:baddog): Wed Apr 15 10:01:05 2009

DankE

sincerely yours

the german spelling police

**AaronM** · 04-15-2009, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Martin

I want people to hit me up.. Even to call me a jerk off I don't care

BTW I ment to quote the person under your first post. (Nikki_Licks)

But...BradM is the person under my first post.

Are you trying to confuse me, Martin?

**AaronM** · 04-15-2009, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

DankE

sincerely yours

the german spelling police

LOL, so noted.

Danke

WHY do you asshole reps do this shit?

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