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  • Midnight
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 330
    #1

    Ok, am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious?

    I love seeing email like this from my blog. I get one every now and then, from surfers who sign up to the wordpress to comment on the RSS feed posts there. This happens to be addressed to one of the RSS feeds from webcams.com. I have blocked out some of the info to protect the pathetic....

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    Dear xxxSexBunny,
    I cannot send money because I have no concept to possess credit card.
    However, I would like to join you for the purpose of marriage but if you can travel to Pakistan I will supply you my home address and cell number too on your demand.

    If you are ready to join me then ok most welcome I would like to join you after donating one acre landed property on mountenous series of my hometown(Pakistan).

    But I will not cheet you nor to do something else I am tall young strong man and willing to marry you.

    You will have to bear all the expenditures to Pakistan aircraft ticket etc. But I will possess you like a flower at home once and for all. I would like to wait for kids after marrying you.

    Hope you will not demand anything else except to enjoy pleasant life in a nice atmosphere here.
    Regards,
    Yours Sincerely,

    Abdul K**** Q*****
    Pakistan
    Cell # 033********
    Codifico, quindi sono
    icq 118-997-859
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    • mona
      Registered User
      • Feb 2008
      • 1940
      #2
      No, I found it hilarious as well!!! ;-) I love that SHE would have to buy the plane ticket...WTF!

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        • Carmine Raguso
          So Fucking Banned
          • Dec 2008
          • 2158
          #3
          That poor fuck

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            • Iron Fist
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 23400
              #4
              I will possess you like a flower? Sigh.
              i like waffles

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089
                  #5
                  Apparently Mona finds it funny too, so you are not alone.

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                    • MoreMagic
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 2851
                      #6
                      Send him a goat, he will be very pleased anyway.

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                        • Boinkers
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 40
                          #7
                          Send him an email back and give him the contact information of an ex-girlfriend

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                            • seeandsee
                              Check SIG!
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945
                              #8
                              motha facka!
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                                • DrChango
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 938
                                  #9
                                  that's humor=)
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                                    • Midnight
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 330
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Boinkers
                                      Send him an email back and give him the contact information of an ex-girlfriend
                                      Honestly, I don't hate anyone in the world enough to send them to any of my ex's

                                      Midnight
                                      Codifico, quindi sono
                                      icq 118-997-859

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                                        • Yen_HerbalRevenue
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 816
                                          #11
                                          This is too funny! Would he at least pick her ass up from the airport?


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                                            • Vicious_B
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 2564
                                              #12
                                              I would like to wait for kids after marrying you.
                                              What a gentleman!!
                                              ICQ# 419 775 271



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                                                • UniqueD
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 1022
                                                  #13
                                                  that is romantic, 'i will posses you like a flower at home'. beautiful poetry

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                                                    • _Richard_
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 30991
                                                      #14
                                                      cold calling is always rough!

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                                                        • John-ACWM
                                                          Work Work Work
                                                          • Nov 2008
                                                          • 20060
                                                          #15
                                                          VEry funny with a little taste of sad

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                                                            • $5 submissions
                                                              I help you SUCCEED
                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                              • 32195
                                                              #16
                                                              Hilarious. Comedy gold.

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                                                                • u-Bob
                                                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 33063
                                                                  #17
                                                                  hehe

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                                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                      (felis madjewicus)
                                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                                      • 20368
                                                                      #18
                                                                      'i will posses you like a flower at home'
                                                                      and beat you to death in the streets if you ever look at another man...

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                                                                        • mona
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Feb 2008
                                                                          • 1940
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Midnight
                                                                          Honestly, I don't hate anyone in the world enough to send them to any of my ex's

                                                                          Midnight

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                                                                            • charlie3273
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2008
                                                                              • 376
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Such as romantic this guy is. Very funny thread.
                                                                              Super Slutty That is my website of many I have.

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                                                                                • BaldBishop
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 2115
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  LoL

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                                                                                    • Intrinsic
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jun 2008
                                                                                      • 1589
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      right now xxxsexbunny is still in front of a camera and has no idea on what shes missing out on!!

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                                                                                        • MrCain
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2006
                                                                                          • 3332
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Sigmund

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                                                                                            • Johnny Crack
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Apr 2009
                                                                                              • 89
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              its a shot at love dude, go for it!


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                                                                                                • D Ghost
                                                                                                  null
                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                  • 9820
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  o_O lmao

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