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  • fuzzylogic
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    Surgeons Find Tree Growing Inside Man's Lung [pic]



    A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

    The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports.

    Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

    ?I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,? says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.



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    • Ozarkz
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      Only in Russia...

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        • Bored
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          if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.
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            • seeandsee
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              Originally posted by Bored
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                    • Socks
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                      Soooo are they going to put that lung back in or what? :P

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                        • FreeHugeMovies
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                          Blame Canada

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                            • Barefootsies
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                              Originally posted by Ozarkz
                              Only in Russia...
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                                • Spunky
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                                  He must have been smoking some powerful shit

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                                    • gandalfuy
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                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Bored
                                      if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.
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                                        • NicAngel
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                                            • munki
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                                              #12
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                                                • Pleasurepays
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                                                  really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

                                                  1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
                                                  2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible

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                                                    • D Ghost
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                                                      #14
                                                      wooow thats nuts

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                                                        • MindWaste
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                                                          Originally posted by Bored
                                                          if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.
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                                                            • fuzzylogic
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                              really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

                                                              1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
                                                              2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible
                                                              so he inhaled it?

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                                                                  Fuck that's nasty. Got to somehow eat my dinner now...

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                                                                    • After Shock Media
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                                                                      • Mar 2001
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                                                                      so he inhaled it?
                                                                      What would be so funny about that?
                                                                      Someone could of tried to swallow something and got it in their lungs by accident. Which looks like is what happened, since we know damn well it did not grow there. Then the tumor grew around it like what often happens when your body has a foreign object inside of it.

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                                                                        • Ozarkz
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                          really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

                                                                          1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
                                                                          2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible
                                                                          Reading p0wns you.

                                                                          It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.

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                                                                            • Pleasurepays
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                                                                              Originally posted by fuzzylogic
                                                                              so he inhaled it?
                                                                              its a fully developed piece of a fir tree. obviously it didn't grow in his lungs. most likely it was part of a branch or piece that was shoved down his throat, and part of it went down his windpipe. if you put it down someones throat pointing the wrong way... it isn't coming out easily... because the needles are directional... that would cause it to keep working its way downward into a lung

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                                                                                • Boinkers
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                                                                                  • Apr 2009
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  That's really fucked up.

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                                                                                    • After Shock Media
                                                                                      It's coming look busy
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                                                                                      • 35299
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Ozarkz
                                                                                      Reading p0wns you.
                                                                                      The speculation does not mean shit.
                                                                                      Let them show roots then. After that they can cover the whole photosynthesis "theory".

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                                                                                        • Ozarkz
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                          The speculation does not mean shit.
                                                                                          Let them show roots then. After that they can cover the whole photosynthesis "theory".
                                                                                          You've never taken a small branch off a tree/plant and stuck it in some water?

                                                                                          It doesn't need roots to grow it's not a full size tree.

                                                                                          You guys know more than Drs now eh? lol

                                                                                          Do you know how small your airways are? you are not inhaling a fully grown branch like that. 5cm is 2"
                                                                                          Last edited by Ozarkz; 04-13-2009, 06:32 PM.

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                                                                                            • Twistys Tim
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                                                                                              In Soviet Russia lungs grow inside trees.


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                                                                                                • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ozarkz
                                                                                                  You've never taken a small branch off a tree and stuck it in some water?

                                                                                                  It doesn't need roots to grow it's not a full size tree.

                                                                                                  You guys know more than Drs now eh? lol
                                                                                                  Fuck me are you an idiot?

                                                                                                  To grow, yes it needs roots. To stay alive no it does not, water will keep it "alive" for a while until it can establish roots. Plus no shit it is not a full size tree.
                                                                                                  Now you want to tackle photosynthesis while your at it.

                                                                                                  And yes when it comes to plants, I can almost assure you that I know more than most surgeons do. Same would be said that I can assure you that they know more than me about removing a tumor from a lung.

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                                                                                                    • Ozarkz
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                      Fuck me are you an idiot?

                                                                                                      To grow, yes it needs roots. To stay alive no it does not, water will keep it "alive" for a while until it can establish roots. Plus no shit it is not a full size tree.
                                                                                                      Now you want to tackle photosynthesis while your at it.

                                                                                                      And yes when it comes to plants, I can almost assure you that I know more than most surgeons do. Same would be said that I can assure you that they know more than me about removing a tumor from a lung.
                                                                                                      Blah blah blah blah

                                                                                                      For all we know the article isn't even real.

                                                                                                      For all we know he some how did manage to inhale the fully grown branch.

                                                                                                      Who knows who cares.

                                                                                                      Plants do grow without roots their branch can act as a root and some plants can grow without light.
                                                                                                      Last edited by Ozarkz; 04-13-2009, 06:41 PM.

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                                                                                                        • After Shock Media
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2001
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Ozarkz
                                                                                                          Plants do grow without roots their branch can act as a root and some plants can grow without light.
                                                                                                          We are not talking about a fungus here, we are talking about a conifer type tree.

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                                                                                                            • pornguy
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                                                                                                                • Ozarkz
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                                  We are not talking about a fungus here, we are talking about a conifer type tree.
                                                                                                                  Which can grow in low to no light conditions.

                                                                                                                  Some good comments here..

                                                                                                                  http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments...patients_lung/

                                                                                                                  Whoo the fuckk knows. I still think the whole thing is fake... A medical mystery....
                                                                                                                  Last edited by Ozarkz; 04-13-2009, 06:57 PM.

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                                                                                                                        • Chit Chat
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                                                                                                                          Only in Russia as someone said

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                                                                                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                              • 20368
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                                                              really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

                                                                                                                              1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
                                                                                                                              2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible
                                                                                                                              If you ever left the hous emaybe you'd know what a sapling looked like...



                                                                                                                              many plants will grow in their early stages with no light.

                                                                                                                              Who knows though, maybe it entered his body from his ass, lost in a fit of denrophilic passion.....
                                                                                                                              Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 04-13-2009, 07:36 PM.

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                                                                                                                                • riddler
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  its a story from pravda the dailymail or weekly world news of russia

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                                                                                                                                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by riddler
                                                                                                                                      its a story from pravda the dailymail or weekly world news of russia
                                                                                                                                      hold on, are you trying to insinuate tat batboy is not real? FUCK YOU!

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                                                                                                                                        • Donfoolio
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JenniDahling
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                                                                                                                                            • SilentKnight
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                                                                                                                                              Clearly its of alien origin - waiting for just the right moment to burst from his chest and run amuck in Moscow.

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                                                                                                                                                • riddler
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                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
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                                                                                                                                                    • collegeboobies
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Crazy shit, i'd prefer a weed plant growing inside me

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                                                                                                                                                        • fuzzylogic
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                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                                                                                                                          We are not talking about a fungus here, we are talking about a conifer type tree.
                                                                                                                                                          maybe the white roots were not visible.

                                                                                                                                                          how does a fir tree bud grow exactly? i think this needs to be squared away first.

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                                                                                                                                                            • gmr324
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                                                                                                                                                              Sounds like the makings of a sci-fi movie.

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                                                                                                                                                                • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                                                                                                  Photosynthesis produces glucose, which is also contained in blood. So, in theory, a tree could grow without light.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Miguel T
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                                                                                                                                                                      WTF??? Jeez, that is crazy.

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                                                                                                                                                                          fuck me that is wild

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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Bored
                                                                                                                                                                              if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.
                                                                                                                                                                              Human grow room

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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by $5 submissions
                                                                                                                                                                                  Human grow room
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                                                                                                      If you ever left the hous emaybe you'd know what a sapling looked like...



                                                                                                                                                                                      many plants will grow in their early stages with no light.

                                                                                                                                                                                      Who knows though, maybe it entered his body from his ass, lost in a fit of denrophilic passion.....
                                                                                                                                                                                      being that i grew up in alaska and also lived 10 years in russia... i think i have a pretty good idea of what a fir tree looks like. the idea it grew in his lung is moronic to say the least. infant fir trees are more plant like than anything. thats a piece of a mature tree. its pretty obvious.

                                                                                                                                                                                      the assumption that "it grew in his lungs" vs the obvious... that it was a small piece of a branch that went down his throat is pretty silly and ridiculous.

                                                                                                                                                                                      further, (forgetting the fact that russian media is mere entertainment to begin with)... even article or doctors don't suggest it "grew" in his lungs.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Dirty F
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Damn Russians.

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                                                                                                                                                                                              thats spectacularly fucked up

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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pleasurepays
                                                                                                                                                                                                  being that i grew up in alaska and also lived 10 years in russia... i think i have a pretty good idea of what a fir tree looks like. the idea it grew in his lung is moronic to say the least. infant fir trees are more plant like than anything. thats a piece of a mature tree. its pretty obvious.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  the assumption that "it grew in his lungs" vs the obvious... that it was a small piece of a branch that went down his throat is pretty silly and ridiculous.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  further, (forgetting the fact that russian media is mere entertainment to begin with)... even article or doctors don't suggest it "grew" in his lungs.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Listen you fucking moron. IT GREW IN HIS LUNGS....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Pleasurepays
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Listen you fucking moron. IT GREW IN HIS LUNGS....
                                                                                                                                                                                                      obviously. you're smart. who could argue with you.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      who says it grew in his lungs? a couple people on gfy. i'd have to be a retard to not be convinced.

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