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  • BeaverJoe
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    • Mar 2009
    • 128

    #1

    The most impresive business card. Ever!!



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  • PurrrsianPussyKat
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    • Jan 2004
    • 2088

    #2
    25 years to design a business card. Now what will he do with his life?
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    • LatinCams
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      #3
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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
        25 years to design a business card. Now what will he do with his life?
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        • Pete-KT
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          • Oct 2004
          • 51532

          #5
          what a homo

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          • seeandsee
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            • Mar 2006
            • 50945

            #6
            Originally posted by PurrrsianPussyKat
            25 years to design a business card. Now what will he do with his life?
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            • stickyfingerz
              Doin fine
              • Oct 2005
              • 24984

              #7
              If they don't fit in my rolodex I throw them out or they end up in a box somewhere in a closet. lol

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              • Cyber Fucker
                Hmm
                • Sep 2005
                • 12642

                #8
                Originally posted by Pete-KT
                what a homo
                the same I think

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                • kmanrox
                  aka K-Man
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 29295

                  #9
                  when i grow up i want to be like him.
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                  • bobby666
                    boots are my religion
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 21765

                    #10
                    what a fool

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                      #11
                      I bet he gets all the ladies.

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                      • Manowar
                        jellyfish  
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 71528

                        #12
                        that dude is a boss

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818

                          #13
                          Enlarge the doorways...his head is coming through.

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                          • Loch
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 7674

                            #14
                            Love it LOL
                            Fact of the matter is that what he is saying couldn't be more true in many ways.
                            I have about 50 cards from this year in Vegas i haven't touched yet, why? they look like shit so called other companies first, got swamped and never looked back "yet".

                            Creating a GOOD business card is tough, that's why some companies actually put a great deal of money into having another company that do nothing but that for a living do it for them.

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818

                              #15
                              Nothing beats a slick multi-media production on a cd bizcard.


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                              • onlytease
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 1553

                                #16
                                what a wanker - can't believe i wasted 3 minutes of my life watching that !!
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                                • theS2O
                                  Adult Design Since 2003
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 4785

                                  #17
                                  almost perfect but he missed something.. a bg music that plays when the card is open.. you know. like those fancy christmas cards..
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                                  • sortie
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 7771

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BeaverJoe


                                    Weak!

                                    My business card is a fully functional lap top that can only access my domains.

                                    At $800 a card, I got him beat.

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                      Nothing beats a slick multi-media production on a cd bizcard.


                                      I hope that was a joke. I have received a couple like that . . . which sucks because they are not environmentally friendly.

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                                      • Manowar
                                        jellyfish  
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 71528

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                        Nothing beats a slick multi-media production on a cd bizcard.


                                        my disc drive would eat that

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                                        • Manowar
                                          jellyfish  
                                          • Dec 2003
                                          • 71528

                                          #21
                                          also does this guy remind anyone else of the american psycho bit with the biz cards?

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                                          • sortie
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2007
                                            • 7771

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by baddog
                                            I hope that was a joke. I have received a couple like that . . . which sucks because they are not environmentally friendly.

                                            But that's why you can't throw it out.

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by baddog
                                              I hope that was a joke. I have received a couple like that . . . which sucks because they are not environmentally friendly.
                                              No joke - and I ain't a tree hugger.

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                                              • baddog
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Apr 2001
                                                • 107089

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                No joke - and I ain't a tree hugger.
                                                So, you think it makes sense to hand someone a business card that they have to load onto a pc in order to view?

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                                                • Spunky
                                                  I need a beer
                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 133986

                                                  #25
                                                  I bet he gets all the chicks

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                                                  • shermo

                                                    #26
                                                    It won't fit in my Neat Receipts scanner, so his business card would rest in my trash can. Too bad, because it's a beauty!

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                                                    • PornMD
                                                      Mainstream Businessman
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 9291

                                                      #27
                                                      I admit if it's less cheap looking/feeling you don't throw it out so quickly, but that doesn't mean you sit around looking at it all the time. The cards I use are fairly thick, UV coated on the front, and have generally been complimented a lot because the front is nice looking and catch the eye. The back has the info and that includes a bunch of the better domains I own, so in a way I do agree with much of what this guy says but his card is just a TAD overboard. The only thing worse than a boring card is a total "LOOK AT ME!" card.
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                                                      • Ozarkz
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jan 2009
                                                        • 2377

                                                        #28
                                                        That video was jokes. Reminds me of the Tom Cruise Scientology video.

                                                        It doesn't matter how pretty your card is if people can't store it in their card binder it's going in the trash.

                                                        I once had a 1 hour conversation with a printer about how big of a difference using the right paper and cutting the paper in the right direction makes to a business card.

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                                                        • marketsmart
                                                          HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 20419

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                          Nothing beats a slick multi-media production on a cd bizcard.




                                                          those were cool for about 15 minutes in 1999...

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                                                          • Horny Dude
                                                            Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                            • May 2002
                                                            • 4913

                                                            #30
                                                            Man that guy loves himself way too much!

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                                                            • Doug E
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 511

                                                              #31
                                                              That dudes got nothing on Paul Allen's business card

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                                                              • Rui
                                                                web
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 9533

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Doug E
                                                                That dudes got nothing on Paul Allen's business card

                                                                Classic!

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                                                                • PPjohn
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                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 871

                                                                  #33
                                                                  lol funny shit

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                                                                  • AGS-17
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • May 2005
                                                                    • 1402

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yeah, funny :D

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                                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                      • 24818

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                      So, you think it makes sense to hand someone a business card that they have to load onto a pc in order to view?
                                                                      It depends on who the person is. Obviously you're not going to hand them out to every tom, dick 'n harry who comes along.

                                                                      But lets say you're meeting up with someone who needs web graphics done, or a video production, anything multi-media...they'd appreciate the opportunity to check out your portfolio in the convenience of a business-card sized format.

                                                                      I've received a few from various business people over the years at conventions, and always took a moment to check'em out on the laptop. In fact, one led to us using their company for some marketing a few years back.

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                                                                      • SBJ
                                                                        So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                        • 11387

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Doug E
                                                                        That dudes got nothing on Paul Allen's business card

                                                                        that was exactly what I thought this thread was about before I clicked the link

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                                                                        • Gausche
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                                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                                          • 140

                                                                          #37
                                                                          25 years to design a drink coaster.

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                                                                          • MaDalton
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                                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                                            • 39861

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Doug E
                                                                            That dudes got nothing on Paul Allen's business card

                                                                            dammit, i was going to look that up and was nearly sure that Marketsmart would beat me to it
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                                                                            • bronco67
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2006
                                                                              • 29032

                                                                              #39
                                                                              What an asshole.

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                                                                              • Rochard
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                                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                                • 75733

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I've seen two business cards that impressed me in my lifetime.

                                                                                I forget who the first one was, but it was metal.

                                                                                The second was from Rabbit's Reviews. The card was 3D and I think the rabbit winked at you when you moved it. Very neat.
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                                                                                • Iron Fist
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                                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                                  • 23400

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  This guys dissing a regular business card used by 99.999% of the companies in the world and he's telling me that it took him 25 years to make a business card that impresses him? Holy fuck what a fucking loooooooser.

                                                                                  If I made a business card that could give guys a blowjob and make the girls orgasm on lunchbreaks, i'm sure i'd impress some people too...
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                                                                                  • born2blog
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                                                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                                                    • 1801

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    <sarcasm>

                                                                                    this guy is very modest

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                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 32195

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Hilarious!

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                                                                                      • DaddyHalbucks
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                                                                                        • Feb 2004
                                                                                        • 18975

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I agree with him that a good biz card is essential.

                                                                                        However, his solution is absurd.
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                                                                                        • JustDaveXxx
                                                                                          I AM JUSTDAVE !
                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                          • 4111

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Pete-KT
                                                                                          what a homo
                                                                                          I agree. this guy is a tool box.


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                                                                                          • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                                            • Apr 2004
                                                                                            • 11190

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            He should be the next Sham WoW Guy.
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                                                                                            • CDSmith
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                                                                                              • May 2001
                                                                                              • 51460

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              When he opened it up was that a little popup of him I saw?

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