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CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15720444)
You might want to analyze your perception of that situation again. My father once told me when I was a young lad: "When life hands you an extra pussy, be sure to FUCK it!"

As long as you know the 'safe word', play along. :2 cents:

Or as a quote from one of my all time favourite movies "Colors" with Sean Penn and Robert Duvall

Two bulls, a father and son are watching a meadow full of cows.

The small one says:

"Father, let's run there and get one of those cows to fuck"

The father says:

"Son, that's wrong, let's walk there, and fuck them all!"



You're right! Credit and respect to you!

So many things can person learn about himself on GFY, it's only about people.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 15720454)
If you don't put yourself in challenging situations, then how are you supposed to improve?

Don't go for 'easy'. Raise the bar and then try to get over it. If you fail, analyze what went wrong, get a different perspective, learn from the mistake and continue on.

Dude, I've studied quantum physics.

I'm far superior what education concerns than her,

I even explained her her "god is dead" bullshit on a principle of preservance of mass, principle of extra position, when you can't say that anything exists at one place and in one time, you can't, I used the simplified relativity theory and that the timeline doesn't have any exact direction...

Of course she only went more agressive, cause she didn't understand it!

The trick is, no one can without proper education! While philosophes were sitting on their asses physicians were working!

So she shouldn't have started with me, that I have muscle and that I look like Robert Redford doesn't neccessarily mean I can't smack a pseudo intellecutal bitch with brain!

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 15720448)
Actually, here's what you should have done.

First, establish yourself as someone who shares most of her values. Imply that you value women's rights, gay rights, etc. With that out of the way, it's impossible for her to simply label you a "backwards pig" as dismiss you.

Second, create the image of a liberal, intellectual, sharp-witted "bad boy". Defend ridiculously indefensible positions, make inappropriate sexual suggestions which clearly aren't serious, every once in a while unexpectedly turn serious... basically, be entertaining, mysterious and funny.

When you're with girls who are passionate about politics and such, changing the subject away to "simple" humor doesn't work. Use political humor instead. Don't avoid problematic issues, but instead embrace them as an opportunity to show off your wit.

Essentially, try and be a bit like an Oscar Wilde character.

Excellent points,

:thumbsup

I sucked yesterday, I confess !

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720467)
Dude, I've studied quantum physics.

I'm far superior what education concerns than her,

I even explained her her "god is dead" bullshit on a principle of preservance of mass, principle of extra position, when you can't say that anything exists at one place and in one time, you can't, I used the simplified relativity theory and that the timeline doesn't have any exact direction...

Of course she only went more agressive, cause she didn't understand it!

The trick is, no one can without proper education! While philosophes were sitting on their asses physicians were working!

So she shouldn't have started with me, that I have muscle and that I look like Robert Redford doesn't neccessarily mean I can't smack a pseudo intellecutal bitch with brain!

more ostentatious babble from a highly pretentious man. do you ever post anything here that doesn't stroke the ego with an extra squirt of lube? :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720453)

pretentious older dude rolls up to the university looking like he just popped out of the disco & thinking he's the bomb shit

LOL yeah.

well but you would have to take like 1975 DISCO, cause I really look like from some Martin Scorsese Movie most of the time (see my avatar)


Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720453)
mid-lifing it to the fullest. sobered up college girl starts having second thoughts and she grabs her nearest friend to tag along to make sure the situation doesn't get awkward.

DUDE, last time I met her I looked liek James Dean and we were kissing for like an hour, I WANTED TO FUCK Her a month ago, and she was talking about sex all the time and then refused, so who fucked up?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720453)
now, girls who bring a friend along on a date are a) testing the guy and looking to their friend for approval, or b) doing their best to avoid an embarrassing shutdown by bringing friend in as a blocker.

That's entirely possible, but they picked a WRONG guy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720453)
the situation does get awkward. you failed this part of the game, and everyone goes their own ways with no intention of ever seeing one another again. the girl gets out of said awkward situation and into a good "what the fuck were you thinking?" lecture from said friend back in residence. luckily for you, you think pretty highly of yourself and won't take it to heart too deeply.

That's correct, as proved over the past years, I don't do this bad with women, I can amuse tham, I can care about them, I'm reliable, and I can fuck.

But it always takes two.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720453)
everything in your mind is swept under the rug laying all the blame on two 'stupid young girls who weren't that great anyhow' thus leaving you feeling good about yourself being the well balanced mature individual you are. the friend played her part and feels good about saving her friend from this whole awkwad situation we're discussing. the girl is left feeling glad she didn't walk herself into a weird situation giving up that snatch to some self righteous old porn peddler. gfy gets a good laugh, and we all rejoice.

it's a win/win/win/win and everybody can be stoked! good job :thumbsup

And who are you, how many times did we went for a beer, how many years do we know each other, that you know everything about me?

What did we do together apart form that I bought a domain from you like two years ago or something?

Tell, me, what for other problems I have?

Why am I not superior to others if I don't walk the line of the same bullshit porn and rather convert 1:101 for the whole 2009?

Is this degrading? Definitely is in the GFY realm where every tough guys fucks up his own traffic by sending to 100 PPS.

That really degrades me, I should hide in the corner and not go to GFY, so some armchair psychoanalytist who doesn't even know me doesn't play Dr. Elby?

Why is it not me analyzing your life?

Honestly, I don't feel I could do it from your posts here, I really couldn't, and I'm usually even not this bad in this.

:2 cents:

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720481)
more ostentatious babble from a highly pretentious man. do you ever post anything here that doesn't stroke the ego with an extra squirt of lube? :1orglaugh

Dude, why should I feel guilty for my education?

Tell me, should I rather be a loser?

Are people so dumb already that they call educated people pretensious and babbling?

Answer me!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720501)
LOL yeah.

well but you would have to take like 1975 DISCO, cause I really look like from some Martin Scorsese Movie most of the time (see my avatar)




DUDE, last time I met her I looked liek James Dean and we were kissing for like an hour, I WANTED TO FUCK Her a month ago, and she was talking about sex all the time and then refused, so who fucked up?




That's entirely possible, but they picked a WRONG guy



That's correct, as proved over the past years, I don't do this bad with women, I can amuse tham, I can care about them, I'm reliable, and I can fuck.

But it always takes two.



And who are you, how many times did we went for a beer, how many years do we know each other, that you know everything about me?

What did we do together apart form that I bought a domain from you like two years ago or something?

Tell, me, what for other problems I have?

Why am I not superior to others if I don't walk the line of the same bullshit porn and rather convert 1:101 for the whole 2009?

Is this degrading? Definitely is in the GFY realm where every tough guys fucks up his own traffic by sending to 100 PPS.

That really degrades me, I should hide in the corner and not go to GFY, so some armchair psychoanalytist who doesn't even know me doesn't play Dr. Elby?

Why is it not me analyzing your life?

Honestly, I don't feel I could do it from your posts here, I really couldn't, and I'm usually even not this bad in this.

:2 cents:

You are godly and have a superior intellect, I fold... :2 cents:

JamesK 04-08-2009 04:36 AM

this thread fucking delivers :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:39 AM

And read the Bloomberg article loud fior everyone, before you post again.

Tell me, how many adult companies were featured on Bloomberg?

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:41 AM

Look what the babbling idiot just received to his mailbox:



Od: Kate Witchard [mailto:censored]
Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 3:23 AM
Komu: [email protected]
Předmět: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

Dear Mr Carol Borowitz,

My name is Kate Witchard and I am a Researcher working on a long running anthropological series called 'Taboo' for the National Geographic Channel. The series considers various social and cultural taboos around the world and provides historical, cultural and academic insight to dispel the myths surrounding them.

We are doing an episode on the taboos of sex and prostitution around the world and we would love to film a story on the Big Sister business. As a part of this story we would hope to film an interview with yourself, some of the girls working within Big Sister and some of the clients that visit. The documentary will be an interesting worldwide study which also includes interviews with academics and historians.

I would love to speak with you at greater depth about the series and the possibility of filming at Big Sister. Please advise me of the number that is best to contact you on and the best time to call. I am based in London and can be easily contacted via the details below. If you a free today it would be a great opportunity to speak.

I look forward to speaking with you about the possibility of appearing in our National Geographic program.

Warm Regards,

Kate

Kate Witchard
Researcher | Taboo
National Geographic Channel

London Office
W:
M: censored
E: censored


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M BACK TO WORK AND I'M GOING TO SMACK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO POST, CAUSE I AM IN A GOOD MOOD NOW!

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720506)
You are godly and have a superior intellect, I fold... :2 cents:

Oh, I see you finally realized what sarcam means, maybe we will understand each other someday!

Why in the world does it always be the hard way?

Maybe I should learn more about manners from GFY.

:2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720526)
Oh, I see you finally realized what sarcam means, maybe we will understand each other someday!

I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit. :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720529)
I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit. :1orglaugh

Dude, did you ever hear about getting a clear evidence about someone being an idiot and mentally limited by irritating him?

I'm only very mediocre in this so far.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720520)
Look what the babbling idiot just received to his mailbox:



Od: Kate Witchard [mailto:censored]
Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 3:23 AM
Komu: [email protected]
Předmět: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

Dear Mr Carol Borowitz,

My name is Kate Witchard and I am a Researcher working on a long running anthropological series called 'Taboo' for the National Geographic Channel. The series considers various social and cultural taboos around the world and provides historical, cultural and academic insight to dispel the myths surrounding them.

We are doing an episode on the taboos of sex and prostitution around the world and we would love to film a story on the Big Sister business. As a part of this story we would hope to film an interview with yourself, some of the girls working within Big Sister and some of the clients that visit. The documentary will be an interesting worldwide study which also includes interviews with academics and historians.

I would love to speak with you at greater depth about the series and the possibility of filming at Big Sister. Please advise me of the number that is best to contact you on and the best time to call. I am based in London and can be easily contacted via the details below. If you a free today it would be a great opportunity to speak.

I look forward to speaking with you about the possibility of appearing in our National Geographic program.

Warm Regards,

Kate

Kate Witchard
Researcher | Taboo
National Geographic Channel

London Office
W:
M: censored
E: censored


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M BACK TO WORK AND I'M GOING TO SMACK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO POST, CAUSE I AM IN A GOOD MOOD NOW!

i can almost hear the strokes of masturbatory self assurance echoing through my monitor...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720535)
Dude, did you ever hear about getting a clear evidence about someone being an idiot and mentally limited by irritating him?

I'm only very mediocre in this so far.

no, i just hear stroking :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720539)
i can almost hear the strokes of masturbatory self assurance echoing through my monitor...

And we both can jerk off behind our keyborads.

We all are the same blood, same ass, same cock (mine is bigger), we both might be idiots at time and we both waste time here.

The only difference is - that while I'll be doing it - while I'll be jerking off, I'll be winning,

and I'll be grossing another 520 USD per every 1 000 uniques that hit my sites.

What will you do?

BVF 04-08-2009 05:02 AM

If a female who has already been bullshitting me waits until I show up to tell me that she wants to bring a friend, then neither one of them will be going out...I'll either demand that only the one I came for get in my vehicle or both of them will be getting left.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720557)
And we both can jerk off behind our keyborads.

We all are the same blood, same ass, same cock, we both might be idiots on time and we both waste time here.

The only difference is - that while I'll be doing it - I'll be winning, and I'll be grossing another 520 USD per every 1 000 uniques that hit my site.

What will you do?

stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...

i already told you, you win, you're a god amongst men. i couldn't possibly compete with you on any level. you're smarter, better looking, get laid more, make more money, and have dismantled and reassembled the whole of reality and meaning of life ten times over. you see right through me like a pane of glass...

can you spare some change please sir? i'll do a jig for you like a good little web 2.0 monkey...

who 04-08-2009 05:03 AM

You're such a douche, carlo

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:04 AM

Let's use those idiots (not meaning who - he's smart) for a little bit of promotion:

________________________________________
Od: Carl Borowitz [mailto:cb @ bigsistermedia . net]
Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:02 AM
Komu: 'Kate Witchard'
Předmět: RE: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

Dear Kate,

Many Thanks for your email,

I’m delighted by the chance to work With National Geographic, As you may have noticed yourself in those many press reports we have all over the print media and internet, I frequently use to call our project a „National Geographic“ for adults.

I will be glad to work with you, as far as I was also the person that worked with Bloomberg, NY Times or other press outlets directly, and feel somehow qualified to.

What would be a good time for a call?

Awaiting your confirmation, and I’ll be in touch to agree on a date of filming and other, rather misscelaneous details.

Best Wishes and looking forward to see you in Prague!

Carl Borowitz,

CEO

Big Sister Media
www.bigsistermedia.net
icq: 264 739 556
skype: carlosprague
GSM: CENSORED

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720570)
stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...

i already told you, you win, you're a god amongst men. i couldn't possibly compete with you on any level. you're smarter, better looking, get laid more, make more money, and have dismantled and reassembled the whole of reality and meaning of life ten times over. you see right through me like a pane of glass...

can you spare some change please sir? i'll do a jig for you like a good little web 2.0 monkey...

I'm very mediocre and I say what I mean and I do what I say,

and I'm overly sarcastic, so many people just won't ever get it, and I offend their little egos and then they get aggressive and I feel childish for it.

But I can't help it - monkeys rule.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:09 AM

fuck i just came, i'm going to have a smoke and goto bed now...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15720568)
If a female who has already been bullshitting me waits until I show up to tell me that she wants to bring a friend, then neither one of them will be going out...I'll either demand that only the one I came for get in my vehicle or both of them will be getting left.

I totally agree,

I should have pick up a fake phone call or something once I saw them and then play bullshit scenario that I need to leave urgently, after seeing both of them.

Well, I'm even more adventurous than dumb some times.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720586)
fuck i just came, i'm going to have a smoke and goto bed now...

I don't care what you do at home, I don't care if you jack off or not


I'll only ask you ONE THING IN THIS WORLD


DON'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720593)
I don't care what you do at home, I don't care if you jack off or not


I'll only ask you ONE THING IN THIS WORLD


DON'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you can last longer before cumming than me too...

GOD DAMNIT WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15720572)
You're such a douche, carlo

For you - CAROL!

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720597)
you can last longer before cumming than me too...

GOD DAMNIT WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :thumbsup

I don't jerk off while fantasizing about sweaty male web2.0. ass, sorry.

I'm very mediocre in sex too, as in most of things.

Farang 04-08-2009 05:18 AM

do such clowns really get to hangout with xxxjay...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK (Post 15720614)
do such clowns really get to hangout with xxxjay...

I'll better let him answer!

And answer me idiot,

answer me

I asked you a question

Or did I ask you for another smart ass web2.0. comment!

Where's communication these days, monkeys posting on web?

GREAT!

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:23 AM

And this is my picture from last week as I needed to quick fix something at home:




http://nl.bigsister.net/gfy/emilrocks.jpg

















So none of you questions my looks!

who 04-08-2009 05:23 AM

douche douche douche douche douche

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:25 AM

for the love of god please just stop saying the words "web 2.0"

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720633)
for the love of god please just stop saying the words "web 2.0"

ok so I will rather say - "web where any idiot can contribute and pick on real people"

Will that be better, are you ok?

Only for your information - idiots are those, who started to pick on me in this thread, there are many sensible or even funny replies from those who GET IT.

But the Gauss Curve doesn't lie - there will always be more mediocre semi idiots, than people, who can behave in a cultured way or are at least interesting or funny or someting.

Thanks god we have to be politically correct here, we could insult a bunch of idiots!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720641)
ok so I will rather say - "web where any idiot can contribute and pick on real people"

Will that be better, are you ok?

For information, idiots are those, who started to pick on me in this thread, there are many sensible or even funny replies from those who GET IT.

But the Gauss Curve doesn't lie - there will always be more mediocre semi idiots than people who can behave in a cultured way.

Thanks god we have to be politically correct here, we could insult a bunch of idiots!

dear grandpa internet, tell us stories of what it was like back in the good ol' days...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720644)
dear grandpa internet, tell us stories of what it was like back in the good ol' days...

It was more like in real life, because you didn't have this stupid premise that anyone can contribute anonymously.

So you can't just come to someone and tell him FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and not to expect any reaction.

That's how it works, unfortunately, many morons with rather serious issues don't post here for fun - they're serious!

A serious moron is not an easy thing to deal with, welcome to the web. where every idiot can contribute.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720649)
It was more like in real life, because you didn't have this stupid premise that anyone can contribute anonymously.

So you can't just come to someone and tell him FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and not to expect any reaction.

That's how it works, unfortunately, many morons with rather serious issues don't post here for fun - they're serious!

A serious moron is not an easy thing to deal with, welcome to the web. where every idiot can contribute.

are you dreaming about this previous real life internet or something? or are you throwing back to the days when only serious physicists such as yourself were granted internet access?

who 04-08-2009 05:43 AM

douche douche douche douche douche

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720651)
are you dreaming about this previous real life internet or something? or are you throwing back to the days when only serious physicists such as yourself were granted internet access?

No, I'm trying to figure out what is your motivation to hassle me.

potter 04-08-2009 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720529)
I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 07:01 AM

I wonder if you guys who are picking on me (very badly btw.), ever have anything to say

(not meaning jew cat, cause no matter how he doesn't have to understand my humor, and no matter how I can troll him, he's at least himself and he's somehow dedicated)

Why don't you post in one of my serious threads?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/895582-traffic-pool-changed-forever-agree.html


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