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CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720506)
You are godly and have a superior intellect, I fold... :2 cents:

Oh, I see you finally realized what sarcam means, maybe we will understand each other someday!

Why in the world does it always be the hard way?

Maybe I should learn more about manners from GFY.

:2 cents:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720526)
Oh, I see you finally realized what sarcam means, maybe we will understand each other someday!

I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit. :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720529)
I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit. :1orglaugh

Dude, did you ever hear about getting a clear evidence about someone being an idiot and mentally limited by irritating him?

I'm only very mediocre in this so far.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720520)
Look what the babbling idiot just received to his mailbox:



Od: Kate Witchard [mailto:censored]
Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 3:23 AM
Komu: [email protected]
Předmět: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

Dear Mr Carol Borowitz,

My name is Kate Witchard and I am a Researcher working on a long running anthropological series called 'Taboo' for the National Geographic Channel. The series considers various social and cultural taboos around the world and provides historical, cultural and academic insight to dispel the myths surrounding them.

We are doing an episode on the taboos of sex and prostitution around the world and we would love to film a story on the Big Sister business. As a part of this story we would hope to film an interview with yourself, some of the girls working within Big Sister and some of the clients that visit. The documentary will be an interesting worldwide study which also includes interviews with academics and historians.

I would love to speak with you at greater depth about the series and the possibility of filming at Big Sister. Please advise me of the number that is best to contact you on and the best time to call. I am based in London and can be easily contacted via the details below. If you a free today it would be a great opportunity to speak.

I look forward to speaking with you about the possibility of appearing in our National Geographic program.

Warm Regards,

Kate

Kate Witchard
Researcher | Taboo
National Geographic Channel

London Office
W:
M: censored
E: censored


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


GO FUCK YOURSELF I'M BACK TO WORK AND I'M GOING TO SMACK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO POST, CAUSE I AM IN A GOOD MOOD NOW!

i can almost hear the strokes of masturbatory self assurance echoing through my monitor...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720535)
Dude, did you ever hear about getting a clear evidence about someone being an idiot and mentally limited by irritating him?

I'm only very mediocre in this so far.

no, i just hear stroking :1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720539)
i can almost hear the strokes of masturbatory self assurance echoing through my monitor...

And we both can jerk off behind our keyborads.

We all are the same blood, same ass, same cock (mine is bigger), we both might be idiots at time and we both waste time here.

The only difference is - that while I'll be doing it - while I'll be jerking off, I'll be winning,

and I'll be grossing another 520 USD per every 1 000 uniques that hit my sites.

What will you do?

BVF 04-08-2009 05:02 AM

If a female who has already been bullshitting me waits until I show up to tell me that she wants to bring a friend, then neither one of them will be going out...I'll either demand that only the one I came for get in my vehicle or both of them will be getting left.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720557)
And we both can jerk off behind our keyborads.

We all are the same blood, same ass, same cock, we both might be idiots on time and we both waste time here.

The only difference is - that while I'll be doing it - I'll be winning, and I'll be grossing another 520 USD per every 1 000 uniques that hit my site.

What will you do?

stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...

i already told you, you win, you're a god amongst men. i couldn't possibly compete with you on any level. you're smarter, better looking, get laid more, make more money, and have dismantled and reassembled the whole of reality and meaning of life ten times over. you see right through me like a pane of glass...

can you spare some change please sir? i'll do a jig for you like a good little web 2.0 monkey...

who 04-08-2009 05:03 AM

You're such a douche, carlo

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:04 AM

Let's use those idiots (not meaning who - he's smart) for a little bit of promotion:

________________________________________
Od: Carl Borowitz [mailto:cb @ bigsistermedia . net]
Odesláno: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 5:02 AM
Komu: 'Kate Witchard'
Předmět: RE: Big Sister Filming - National Geographic

Dear Kate,

Many Thanks for your email,

I’m delighted by the chance to work With National Geographic, As you may have noticed yourself in those many press reports we have all over the print media and internet, I frequently use to call our project a „National Geographic“ for adults.

I will be glad to work with you, as far as I was also the person that worked with Bloomberg, NY Times or other press outlets directly, and feel somehow qualified to.

What would be a good time for a call?

Awaiting your confirmation, and I’ll be in touch to agree on a date of filming and other, rather misscelaneous details.

Best Wishes and looking forward to see you in Prague!

Carl Borowitz,

CEO

Big Sister Media
www.bigsistermedia.net
icq: 264 739 556
skype: carlosprague
GSM: CENSORED

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720570)
stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke...

i already told you, you win, you're a god amongst men. i couldn't possibly compete with you on any level. you're smarter, better looking, get laid more, make more money, and have dismantled and reassembled the whole of reality and meaning of life ten times over. you see right through me like a pane of glass...

can you spare some change please sir? i'll do a jig for you like a good little web 2.0 monkey...

I'm very mediocre and I say what I mean and I do what I say,

and I'm overly sarcastic, so many people just won't ever get it, and I offend their little egos and then they get aggressive and I feel childish for it.

But I can't help it - monkeys rule.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:09 AM

fuck i just came, i'm going to have a smoke and goto bed now...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 15720568)
If a female who has already been bullshitting me waits until I show up to tell me that she wants to bring a friend, then neither one of them will be going out...I'll either demand that only the one I came for get in my vehicle or both of them will be getting left.

I totally agree,

I should have pick up a fake phone call or something once I saw them and then play bullshit scenario that I need to leave urgently, after seeing both of them.

Well, I'm even more adventurous than dumb some times.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720586)
fuck i just came, i'm going to have a smoke and goto bed now...

I don't care what you do at home, I don't care if you jack off or not


I'll only ask you ONE THING IN THIS WORLD


DON'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720593)
I don't care what you do at home, I don't care if you jack off or not


I'll only ask you ONE THING IN THIS WORLD


DON'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR IT!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you can last longer before cumming than me too...

GOD DAMNIT WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15720572)
You're such a douche, carlo

For you - CAROL!

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720597)
you can last longer before cumming than me too...

GOD DAMNIT WHATEVER WILL I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :thumbsup

I don't jerk off while fantasizing about sweaty male web2.0. ass, sorry.

I'm very mediocre in sex too, as in most of things.

Farang 04-08-2009 05:18 AM

do such clowns really get to hangout with xxxjay...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AAK (Post 15720614)
do such clowns really get to hangout with xxxjay...

I'll better let him answer!

And answer me idiot,

answer me

I asked you a question

Or did I ask you for another smart ass web2.0. comment!

Where's communication these days, monkeys posting on web?

GREAT!

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:23 AM

And this is my picture from last week as I needed to quick fix something at home:




http://nl.bigsister.net/gfy/emilrocks.jpg

















So none of you questions my looks!

who 04-08-2009 05:23 AM

douche douche douche douche douche

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:25 AM

for the love of god please just stop saying the words "web 2.0"

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720633)
for the love of god please just stop saying the words "web 2.0"

ok so I will rather say - "web where any idiot can contribute and pick on real people"

Will that be better, are you ok?

Only for your information - idiots are those, who started to pick on me in this thread, there are many sensible or even funny replies from those who GET IT.

But the Gauss Curve doesn't lie - there will always be more mediocre semi idiots, than people, who can behave in a cultured way or are at least interesting or funny or someting.

Thanks god we have to be politically correct here, we could insult a bunch of idiots!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720641)
ok so I will rather say - "web where any idiot can contribute and pick on real people"

Will that be better, are you ok?

For information, idiots are those, who started to pick on me in this thread, there are many sensible or even funny replies from those who GET IT.

But the Gauss Curve doesn't lie - there will always be more mediocre semi idiots than people who can behave in a cultured way.

Thanks god we have to be politically correct here, we could insult a bunch of idiots!

dear grandpa internet, tell us stories of what it was like back in the good ol' days...

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720644)
dear grandpa internet, tell us stories of what it was like back in the good ol' days...

It was more like in real life, because you didn't have this stupid premise that anyone can contribute anonymously.

So you can't just come to someone and tell him FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and not to expect any reaction.

That's how it works, unfortunately, many morons with rather serious issues don't post here for fun - they're serious!

A serious moron is not an easy thing to deal with, welcome to the web. where every idiot can contribute.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720649)
It was more like in real life, because you didn't have this stupid premise that anyone can contribute anonymously.

So you can't just come to someone and tell him FUCK YOU ASSHOLE and not to expect any reaction.

That's how it works, unfortunately, many morons with rather serious issues don't post here for fun - they're serious!

A serious moron is not an easy thing to deal with, welcome to the web. where every idiot can contribute.

are you dreaming about this previous real life internet or something? or are you throwing back to the days when only serious physicists such as yourself were granted internet access?

who 04-08-2009 05:43 AM

douche douche douche douche douche

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720651)
are you dreaming about this previous real life internet or something? or are you throwing back to the days when only serious physicists such as yourself were granted internet access?

No, I'm trying to figure out what is your motivation to hassle me.

potter 04-08-2009 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15720529)
I think your own sarcasm meter could use some tuning...

I'm gonna go back to being a web 2.0 monkey now, kthnxbi. You can go back to demonstrating to the rest of the braindead web 2.0 monkeys what a superior human specimen you are now. I wouldn't want to stand in the way of you dismantling the multiverse or anything like that. I have tweets to twit. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 07:01 AM

I wonder if you guys who are picking on me (very badly btw.), ever have anything to say

(not meaning jew cat, cause no matter how he doesn't have to understand my humor, and no matter how I can troll him, he's at least himself and he's somehow dedicated)

Why don't you post in one of my serious threads?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/895582-traffic-pool-changed-forever-agree.html

UFGators2007 04-08-2009 07:02 AM

All I have to say is wow.

Agent 488 04-08-2009 07:42 AM

is there a point you get at where you realize that maybe the problem isn't everyone else in the world, it may be ........?

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 15721058)
is there a point you get at where you realize that maybe the problem isn't everyone else in the world, it may be ........?

Every single day, every day you learn something new!

Dedication, reliability, responsibility, drive, edge, education, communication skills.

Those all are points I strongly endorse.

CarlosTheGaucho 04-08-2009 08:03 AM

Btw. anyone who posts from now on gets a totally politically correct answer.

HorseShit 04-08-2009 08:10 AM

funny shit right here

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15720896)
I wonder if you guys who are picking on me (very badly btw.), ever have anything to say

(not meaning jew cat, cause no matter how he doesn't have to understand my humor, and no matter how I can troll him, he's at least himself and he's somehow dedicated)

Why don't you post in one of my serious threads?

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/895582-traffic-pool-changed-forever-agree.html

i'm glad you enjoyed yourself, i enjoyed myself thoroughly

_Richard_ 04-08-2009 02:31 PM

> misscelaneous

sounds like a bad std hahaha


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