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  • Phaseman
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2008
    • 159

    #1

    How to fuck up a new plane

    This brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, sat just outside its hangar in Toulouse , France without a single hour of airtime.
    Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as
    engine run-ups prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi . The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area.


    Then they took all Four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having Read the run-up
    manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 Really is.

    The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had All 4 engines at full power.
    The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off, but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc..)
    Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.
    This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

    The computers automatically released all the Brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.


    Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting,
    so the $200 million brand-new Aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.


    The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown due to the news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere.


    Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133986

    #2
    Ouch,heads will roll over that

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    • Smokieflame
      Confirmed User
      • May 2008
      • 596

      #3
      Dumbass's is what they are. Um Hey hakmed the walls coming dont just sit there....

      Bet it was fucking funny as hell to watch happen.
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      • WiredGuy
        Pounding Googlebot
        • Aug 2002
        • 34512

        #4
        Oh wow.
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        I play with Google.

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        • Iron Fist
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2006
          • 23400

          #5
          Well, how about 1.5 million public lashings for each of them?
          i like waffles

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          • stevo
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2002
            • 2051

            #6
            Don't worry, AIG will pay for that...

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            • WarChild
              Let slip the dogs of war.
              • Jan 2003
              • 17263

              #7
              http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp
              .

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              • EricMathison
                Registered User
                • Dec 2008
                • 38

                #8
                Ignorance is bliss.
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                It's a long way down.

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                • quantum-x
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 6863

                  #9
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                  • collegeboobies
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 3644

                    #10
                    good story

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                    • Rangermoore
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1541

                      #11
                      Dumbass.....LMAO

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                      • bobby666
                        boots are my religion
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 21765

                        #12
                        just a slight mistake

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                        • Bama
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 2727

                          #13
                          Fabulous!

                          Now gas will go up .50/gallon

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                          • Smokieflame
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2008
                            • 596

                            #14
                            this is so DUMB i cant stop clicking on the post and laughing. How in the fuck can people who are smart enough to be in a cockpit of an airbus be that dumb? I mean really...
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                            • NewbieNudes
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                              • Jan 2003
                              • 940

                              #15
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                              • NewbieNudes
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 940

                                #16
                                And that report is total bullshit, the brakes alone can't hold back a plane like that at full thrust. Someone forgot to chock the wheels.
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                                • SomeCreep
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 26118

                                  #17

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                                  • LoveSandra
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Aug 2008
                                    • 10551

                                    #18
                                    lol
                                    dumb

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                                    • biskoppen
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 5809

                                      #19
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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38950

                                        #20
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                                        • bronco67
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 29032

                                          #21
                                          maybe it was a jihad against concrete barriers.

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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94741

                                            #22
                                            Damm .......

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #23
                                              So...a plane with an arab flight crew crashed - and no box cutters involved.

                                              Chalk one up to karma.

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                                              • John-ACWM
                                                Work Work Work
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 20060

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                So...a plane with an arab flight crew crashed - and no box cutters involved.

                                                Chalk one up to karma.
                                                gotta love karma

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                                                • TheDoc
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 13827

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Manowar
                                                    jellyfish  
                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 71528

                                                    #26
                                                    that plane got fucking beasted

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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 50945

                                                      #27
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                                                      • american pervert
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 6840

                                                        #28
                                                        France loves to suck muslim cock. They will never report anything bad about muslims.
                                                        I can resist everything except temptation

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                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24818

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TheDoc
                                                          Hint.... Write about muslim/arab stuff, make fun of them, etc.. they fucking hate it, but they link shit up like mad they hate, they talk about it in the press. Press exposure creates traffic, traffic creates signups.

                                                          Want something viral, fast? > Bash Muslims
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