Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15707056)

I take seriously anyone, who understands I don't take things always seriously.

And then I sometimes also make biz, but only sometimes.

:winkwink:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15706642)

Awesome. You of all people reply to this thread. And with that to say.

I cannot believe you just owned yourself. omfg. And this is why GFY is awesome. :thumbsup

Originally Posted by potter (Post 15707762)

Everyone here sees through you your bullshit :2 cents:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15708245)

Answer me.

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15708266)

Just like my hero Gandhi says "BE the change you want to see"

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15708266)

Good thread, man!

Here's my take:

Strategy #4: Be a tough guy or an asshole.

The problem with this strategy is that it isn't sustainable. You attract more with honey than with vinegar.

That's why I try Strategy #999: Receive by giving. Be helpful. When someone tries to troll you, ignore it.

Just like my hero Gandhi says "BE the change you want to see"

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15708274)

Unless of course you want to see equality for blacks. Ghandi hated those damn nigras... :1orglaugh

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15708245)

I suppose you didn't, otherwise you wouldn't be here, otherwise you wouldn't be anonymously posting aka Harry Potter on a board, that's practically full of morons and then a few that make fun out of those morons, and then few that read it for the fun.

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 15708282)

That's correct,

Always here to help, I don't care if you plan to start a pay site and ask about billers / any experience etc. or if you ask about the price of hookers in Prague, all it takes is just to be a little polite, original, witty and not to be another anonymous web2.0. monkey on the edge of virtual meltdown.

When someone tries to pull a high on me, while he is obviously not able to cope with my board persona, then I usually give him a little lecture about his worthless 2.0. existence, and that's also for good of the mankind.

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15706646)

My favorite strategy is to post in a thread about a complex subject and make a drive by comment that is short and cryptic in order to trick people into thinking you are "in the know" and everyone else is so out of touch you can't even begin to set them straight.

For example, in a thread about SEO you should drop in and post something like "this thread is so clueless it's hilarious" or something similar.

Or in a thread about tubes and profits, post something like "If you knew what the stats really looked like you would freak out".

This works two fold, first it makes you look like you have insider knowledge and second, you can't be proven wrong or outed as a phony because you never really said anything in the first place.

Feel free to use these techniques as needed.

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15706829)

I think Baddog invented this tactic first.

:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 15706651)

My favorite strategy is when you pretend you're SO cool that you make observation threads about supposed strategies on GFY like you know the psychology behind everything.

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 15706643)

The meta in this thread is so meta, I just metad.