Site, www.gogetporn.com
Reason, I need money for beer and *KB* :thumbsup
icq, 25135623


if I win I will buy you many beers in vegas:glugglug

send it to:

this adult platinium sponsor link

so I can make some money and adult.com can pay for all the turkeys :thumbsup

http://www.picjunkie.com

I am not going to include any SOB stories, I simply would appreciate your traffic very very much. This is for the following five reasons:

1) TGP startups are harder than ever. I honestly feel that Picjunkie has a real chance at doing well, it just needs a bunch hits to kickstart it, get it going. It is well designed, clean, and I feel it's a winner. I have been submitting galleries with links to the picjunkie and trying to get quality traffic that way thus far.

2) I think it's hard for a semi-newb such as myself to put a dent into the business. I am not looking to get rich quick, I am simply looking to build my site up with traffic that will keep returning time and time again. Once I get that going, I can start on some good trades with some of the bigger sites.

3) I think that it would cool for you to say "I gave my traffic to the Picjunkie". And when people say "who is the picjunkie?", you could point them here:

http://www.picjunkie.com/picjunkie.mpg

Thanks a lot.

- J

http://www.theteenutopia.com

icq #1594016

Why? Well I guess I could tell you my sob story of my so called life, but everyone else is doing that. Shit happens. I could kiss your ass too, but I'm sure you are aware of what great people you are.. I just wish I was in a position to give away 100k to some chump who can get your attention. Good karma for you. In anycase I'm not too sure I do deserve it, or anyone else does. People are just gonna get lucky. I usually lurk around here, and this post got me talking again, maybe thats a good reason I dunno. I don't think there is much I could say to convince you, its just going to sound like the same old rant everyone else is doing. So I guess I have to come up with some real reasons. Well why the hell not? What is stopping you from giving me the hits? I see no reason for you to pick anyone else. Even as you read the last one you will think back to this post, and it will be obvious that you have to pick me. But the only reason you should give me that traffic is because you've read this far so you must be somewhat interested in what I have to say. :Graucho

-Bored

BBW of Seattle
http://www.bbwofseattle.com/

It needs massive traffic 'cause I spend all my time shooting content and getting blowjobs to ever get around to actually promoting the damn thing.

Wow I would really love that traffic. Am I deserving enough to win? I guess you'll decide. My site is http://xratedpornsite.com

My site is new and gets a little traffic but not much. I am a single mother and I have gotten into this business so that I can stay at home with my daughter. The income from the site is very little right now. With Christmas things are very tight for us right now. I usuallly do tgp gallaries but haven't in a while since I have been putting any extra dollars we have into Christmas presents for my daughter. Even getting just a few sales from this traffic would help us out so much!


Lorna
icq 161212855

:eek7

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://cgibin-center.com/juli.jpg
Because she wants toys for christmas ^^^^^^

http://www.toptrannies.com/tgp/index.html

Brian

oops forgot this 4763784

damn,in case i win send the traffic half to Nbritte and half to lamrobertson

I would never have guessed you're from Kentucky.

you guys want Exit Traffic? 100,000 would probably equal 5000 visitors!

what ya tryin to say :)

Brian

*cough* :thumbsup

http://www.amateur-freedom.net

because I'm just a poor guy from a 3rd world country (germany) who wants to travel to the US to see how supreme human beeings live. But living in a 3rd world country I don't have enough money to pay for the flight.
Please?

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why do I post this again?
I just saw that I forgot to add my ICQ number and I can only edit this message 30 mins after the post ...
106077052

I also have another reason ... I need money for an english class to teach me how to read posts

Please send it to:
HERE!!!!

I got kicked out of the house as a fetus....moved to new york city lived off my umbilical cord for awhile.
Things got a little rough made some extra cash working in Warhol films.
Got $50 for the movie "fetus sleeping." One of those artsy fartsy films.
Knocked around Times Square throughout my adolescence as a urinator.
The city paid me $10 a day to urinate on the sidewalks.
Something about there bing a lack of bums that year and they wanted to keep up their image.
I moved to Los Angeles in my early teens. I found a flyer that promised big wages selling roses on street corners.
Got there and all that was left were oranges...not as much cash but hey it was better pay than the peanuts.
I turned 18 and worked in the gay porn industry as craft services.

We didn't offer snacks, just a variety of flavored lubes and jells.
That lasted for about 2 years, the pay was good but lunches were horrible.
I don't think I could ever gulp eat a tube of mint flavored ky jelly again.
I then got a job working in a porn theatre...similar to my job as urinator but this time it involved semen.
If you ever visited the pussy kat in Hollywood you were either walking or sitting in my cum at some point.
I decided to leave the porn biz and did so for a few short years.
Not having much skill, and there not being much need for urinators and sperminators anymore...fucking technology wiped me out...I ended up pulling small scams on Venice Beach.
The scam usually involved me being a tourist and I would give these psychics $5.00 to tell my future...damn all that info and for only $5.00.
That didn't last long because I was broke.
I finally moved back to Texas and decided I would get back into porn...had some good ideas but grandma was dead so a site based on her was out of the picture.
I decided to give away as much free porn as possible...didn't know anything about sponsors just gave away free porn.
I figured word of mouth would help my business...it did I was so excited when I got that first bandwidt bill...you see they were all movie galleries.
Don't know what to do now.
I figured I could give hand jobs for $5.00 at one of the porn theatres here in Vegas...but I don't have much skill in that.
Too bad they don't need a sperminator.
So you can see...life has been tough for me...


Oh and my ICQ: 171585507

I want to become a Ninja and i need money to pay for the training :helpme

http://www.sexy-celebs.net
icq 30144710

Nice stories so far, I'm still reading........

also in my country (Ukraine) we have a lot of poor homeless pets (kitties and doggies) who live in the streets.
sometimes i go to a store and buy them meat, chop it into small pieces and go feed these homless animals. so if i get extra traffic i'll make more money and then more homless pets would have some food (its getting cold here and they really could use some help)

please think of the kittens :helpme


http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/poorkittens.jpg

Cute little girl :)
But I thought Lensman didn't like pics of kids here???

100 biaaaaaaatch.

dude, by helping out poor kittens you accumulate merits and your karma will get better (that means thisng will go better for you)

please think of the kittens

http://www.sexy-celebs.net/hotlink/poorkittens.jpg

by helping poor people from 3rd world countries you can help world piece :thumbsup

yes but people can help themselves - and poor kittens can not. people adopt them and then throw out on the streets. they are like helpless.

but if there is world piece everyone will be happy. and when all mankind will be happy they will also love their kittys. therefor it makes more sense to help humans than kittys since it's in the long term interest of the kitties

world piece is a metaphor

humans will never stop fighting over power and world domination.

PornPoint-Click for Chicks and Earn I am starting a new concept site. It is the first porn rewards program for the consumer. They earn points for joining any of the 100+ sites offered on my site and can redeem them for more adult site memberships or air line travel vouchers. This would start my business off with a bang.

Keeping my fingers crossed.

Thanks,

Not sure about that but if this had been anyother type of tread I doubt I would have show her pic but you have to admit it would be hard to resist those big eyes lol. Lord knows I have a hard time saying no to her lol.

I'd like to see the 100,000 hits going to a page that offers a free 30 minut trial in return for a donation to Children's Caner Research.

But that's just me and the Xmas spirit starting to rise up :)

GL all who entered.:thumbsup

realuniform.com

Because my birthday is on monday and this would be one of the coolest birthday presents I will get I think...
:glugglug

http://www.Hotnwildteens.com/home.shtml

Help this poor TGP to grow.

It needs surfers like I need beer.

ALL THE TIME!!

Macro
40890075

Heuu... Fuck off !!!

I will try to submit my site again :feels-hot

..because i won't beg for traffic.

http://www.aol.com -- will bribe members for referring friends.

FYI - that URL is 404 for me.

Because i like traffic and i think i can use 100,000 hits like everyone else - http://www.bluepornlinks.com

icq: 124641519

Its crunch time....only a couple minutes remaining

http://loadedgirls.com

It was 8th grade. I wasn't allowed to ride the bus, due to my repetition of throwing kids' backpacks out the window. So, as you would expect, I had to find another means of transportation to get me to and from school. Unfortunately, I had to opt for riding with my neighbor Steven, in his mother's station wagon. It was Steven's crank smoking mother who made the ride so uncomfortable. If she wasn't spitting on us and referring to us as little fag monkeys, she was stopping in the pits of hell to score some speed or crank.

Anyhow, it was the last day of school and Steven and I were waiting for his mother, who was late as usual. At this point Steven, who wasn't even a friend of mine, began urging me to walk home. I really just ignored him, as I usually did. Well, up until the point his mother's "dragon wagon" came screaming into the parking lot damn near hitting an autistic boy in a wheelchair. At this point, I became a little concerned. However, something told me to get in the wagon, which I did.

The entire ride home Steven's cum dumpster of a mother cackled, and rambled about how she just got her hands on some "good shit". Steven had already cuffed his hands over his ears, so I doubt he heard a word. I, myself, began praying to God.

The ride up from the driveway to the garage seemed like an eternity. I knew something odd was going to happen. What came next, I never could have imagined in my wildest dreams. The instance, the very instance, that car came to a stop; Steven bolted inside the house without even looking back. I wasn't so lucky. I made a valiant attempt to dash out of the garage, but was stopped short when that beast of a woman hit me in the back of the head with a shovel. Before I could yell White Trash Rape, she was on top of me, choking me with a torn up garden hose.

The level of fright I was experiencing could never be appropriately described with words alone. To say the least, it was a wonder I didn't shit and piss myself. This bitch was manhandling me like Michael Jackson would Emmanuel Lewis. She began tearing my clothes off the way a five year old opens their presents on Christmas morning. I was so terrified at this point that there was no way I was going to be able to achieve a hard on (which was her M/O), and she knew it. Her solution? Stab a #2 pencil into my piss hole, and inside the shaft of my penis. Tears of pain and humiliation streamed down my face like white water rapids. And behind the bumber of the "dragon wagon" is where she began riding me like the barfly she was. I blacked out (or so it seemed).

When I came to (woke up, you sick bastards), I realized she was carving her initials in my back with an icepick. She then proceeded to kick my teeth in and call me Shirley. I laid there crying, a bloody, carved up mess. At which point, she exclaimed, "You better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about". I knew she was serious.

She then went on to explain that it was just a hard lesson of life. She said she did me more of a favor, than I did for her. She told me, although she achieved an orgasm, I had achieved something so much more valuable... my MANHOOD! And with knowing that, I felt okay. Yeah, I was in pain from being fucked in the ass with a weedeater and stabbed in the nuts with a yard dart, but I was a man. That day I became a MAN! Now send me some motherfucking traffic!



:(

hahaha

Hey, judging by the url, did you own the Forum in London? I use to go there all the time. Live about 45 minutes away. I can't believe they forced them out. Now it's open again under a different name.

My alcoholic buddies and I used to get wasted there all the time. Now they don't even have the lighted floor anymore. Not the same. "Star Trek" ruled.

We go to Flesh's once in a while but the bikers tend to get nasty in there.

:1orglaugh

Pick a fucking weiner I mean winner already...all this butt licking is reminding me of work...