So I was asking my 5 year old daughter what would make daddys girlfriend happy.. LIST - GoFuckYourself.com

wtfent · 03-29-2009, 07:44 PM

I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

tony286 · 03-29-2009, 07:45 PM

that is very cute

wtfent · 03-29-2009, 07:46 PM

lol I must be teaching her the right ways. haha and yes she did really say "them" and not her haha

Splum · 03-29-2009, 07:46 PM

8 things you have to buy and 6 things you have to do, yeah sounds about right.

Sly · 03-29-2009, 07:51 PM

Already five and she already knows about getting men to spend money!

Spunky · 03-29-2009, 07:52 PM

Har har,they have it in them at birth

Rakie · 03-29-2009, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splum

8 things you have to buy and 6 things you have to do, yeah sounds about right.

My thoughts exactly !!

Cute non-the-less.

You now know you have a healthy young girl on your hands that will make some poor sap miserable just like every other girl

(j/k)

Eva PSC · 03-29-2009, 08:02 PM

smart girl lol

mvee · 03-29-2009, 09:08 PM

very cute. Save that list and give it to your future son in law on his wedding day.

Ozarkz · 03-29-2009, 09:19 PM

You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

grumpy · 03-29-2009, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

my thoughts to

wtfent · 03-29-2009, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

You guys are fucked up. I ain't perfect guys. You got to learn sometime right?

GatorB · 03-29-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

You're the same asshole that drives drunk and you have kids? good lord!

Kron · 03-29-2009, 11:38 PM

cute list for sure

Raf1 · 03-30-2009, 12:50 AM

very cute list indeed. Just try not to drink and drive in the future

Antonio · 03-30-2009, 02:20 AM

Here's my list:

1. Buy them shoes
2. Buy them shoes
3. Buy them shoes
4. Buy them shoes
5. Buy them shoes
6. Buy them shoes
7. Buy them shoes
8. Buy them shoes
9. Buy them shoes
10. Buy them shoes

Seriously, what's with women and shoes?

sexandcash · 03-30-2009, 02:55 AM

your daughter definitely knows what's up.......

sortie · 03-30-2009, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

Doesn't take very long for an america girl to grow into a greedy bitch who thinks
she's royalty.

Ross · 03-30-2009, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz

You have a 5 yearold daughter and you drive drunk at 3am?

priorities man.

Give the guy a break. He fucked up, learned his lesson. If he's really intelligent he won't do that ever again for the sake of his daughter.

Nice list, seems like she knows what she wants in life already! You're gonna have your hands full and your wallet emptied!

raven1083 · 03-30-2009, 07:06 AM

good girl! hahahaha!very honest!

bloggerz · 03-30-2009, 07:10 AM

lol great list, 100% so true!

GatorB · 03-30-2009, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross

Give the guy a break. He fucked up, learned his lesson. If he's really intelligent he won't do that ever again for the sake of his daughter.

He's fucked up A LOT. What he is is LUCKY that he hasn't been busted or killed or killed someone else. If he had brains he wouldn't be doing that shit in the first place.

GatorB · 03-30-2009, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

You guys are fucked up. I ain't perfect guys. You got to learn sometime right?

No YOU are fucked up. Your profile says you're 27 WTF are you still acting like a kid for?

tranza · 03-30-2009, 07:59 AM

Very very smart!

lazycash · 03-30-2009, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

You guys are fucked up. I ain't perfect guys. You got to learn sometime right?

Nobody said you had to be perfect, but if having a daughter for five years wasn't motivation enough for you to quit driving drunk then most will find it hard to believe you'd quit because of a cop. Sounds like you have a drinking problem and should probably get some help.

wtfent · 03-30-2009, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Nobody said you had to be perfect, but if having a daughter for five years wasn't motivation enough for you to quit driving drunk then most will find it hard to believe you'd quit because of a cop. Sounds like you have a drinking problem and should probably get some help.

Drinking problem? lol. I drink 1-2 nights a week, give me a damn break. lol you guys are blowing this way out of proportion. You guys are acting like I black out and go driving every night. This is something I have done maybe every other week at most just drinking socially, not getting shit faced drunk.

lazycash · 03-30-2009, 09:38 AM

If you don't understand how drinking and driving every other week since you were 16 translates to a drinking problem, then I guess I'm wasting my time.

Martin · 03-30-2009, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

Drinking problem? lol. I drink 1-2 nights a week, give me a damn break. lol you guys are blowing this way out of proportion. You guys are acting like I black out and go driving every night. This is something I have done maybe every other week at most just drinking socially, not getting shit faced drunk.

Dude never post personal information about yourself here. Just don't.

_Richard_ · 03-30-2009, 09:48 AM

haha cute.. my mind is trying to connect the train of thought with a 5 year old and mature it a bit

not much changes! hhaha

cykoe6 · 03-30-2009, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent

I wrote this down cause I knew it would be too cute not to share, haha

so here you have it, the official list of what makes a girl happy coming from an honest 5 year old.

1. Make them laugh

2. Buy them flowers

3. Buy them lipstick

4. Buy them bags and purses

5. Draw them a pretty picture

6. Buy them skirts, sweaters and pants

7. Make them dinner

8. Make them lemonade

9. Buy them shoes

10. Buy them a picture frame with a picture

11. Give them hugs and kisses

12. Buy them furniture

13. Buy them a house

14. Treat them like a princess

Sounds like a cute kid

Tom_PM · 03-30-2009, 11:09 AM

Jade509 · 03-30-2009, 11:25 AM

very cute

BradM · 03-30-2009, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

Doesn't take very long for an america girl to grow into a greedy bitch who thinks
she's royalty.

Yep. It's hard to unlearn those things too.

John-ACWM · 03-30-2009, 11:36 AM

Conclusive number 14 but the whole 1 to 14 points are just beautiful from a little girl

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