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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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word of adive
dont work so hard, pay attention to the famaily
and when yhou read all women will cheat.. its fucking true. i wish i would die. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2008
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It's not you it's her!!! Believe that and you'll be much happier. Let her go, have a kid??, take all your money and hire the best attorney to get your kid.
Life goes on and your wife would have cheated if you were a saint... believe me. p.s. Don't drink excessively and type... cheers! |
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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sadly i omly had 4 botles. i dont think its enough. ill pass out son enough and fucking wak up fuck
i fucking suck at love.... cries some more |
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(felis madjewicus)
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kill her....
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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fuck all heartt breaking women.. fuck you all
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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bang everything that walks until you die.
never marry anything. money always attracts women. you can have different ass everyday for life. just make money. have a personality. dont treat them bad. but don't let them ever control anything with you. and you will win.
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Go to bed, it will all be clear in the morning.
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single life is the best, no bullshit to put up with
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Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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Now choke yourself!
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Advice dog is one of the least detestable memes.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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sorry man, it was an accident, I slipped and my dick fell in her... honest to god truth!
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sleep with her mom.
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My fiancee cheated on me, I'm now out of that mess and single and happy.
Shit happens, life goes on. Life's a garden, dig it ? Btw, you fucked up "Advice" ![]()
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I fucking hate cheaters. Nothing like cheating on someone to say 'I have no respect for you as a lover, companion, person.' than cheating.
Fuck, if you need to get laid that bad, break up. It's not hard. I feel your pain. You will be better off without her, and think of the pain in the ass she is for the other person.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Sounds like you chose poorly....
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get a Harley, and hit the open road.
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It's the truth, and if it's somebody you actually care about, then you're just mind fucked and second guess shit. It's pathetic... If you really just wanna fuck somebody else, break up first, any girl no matter how fat / ugly / stupid can get dick. It's more work for a guy, but any ugly hoe can get laid, so cheating serves to purpose other than fucking somebody over.
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..use a dictionary.
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I make pixels work
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hes hammered and distraught, leavem be
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
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your still young and your girlfriend is even younger. they aren't ready to settle down till at least late 20's. don't feel too bad, it happens to all of us at least once.
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