DNA proves 13yo boy not the father - GoFuckYourself.com

Twistys Tim · 03-26-2009, 01:37 PM

Remember this fucked up story...

It has a happy ending (for the boy)

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DNA tests have revealed the British boy alleged to have fathered a daughter at the age of 12 is not the dad.

Alfie Patten, who is 13 but at just four feet tall looks much younger, was convinced he was the father of 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman's baby Maisie, after a night of unprotected sex.

Tabloids have previously reported that half a dozen boys have slept with Chantelle, which is what prompted the DNA test.

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420 · 03-26-2009, 01:40 PM

what a slut

Deej · 03-26-2009, 01:42 PM

Whats a little whore...

SBJ · 03-26-2009, 01:43 PM

great news for him but sad storry that a girl that young has slept around that much

Zyzz · 03-26-2009, 01:44 PM

alias · 03-26-2009, 01:44 PM

I knew it.

Ozarkz · 03-26-2009, 01:44 PM

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DarkJedi · 03-26-2009, 01:45 PM

I told you she was a fucking slut and the boy had to do DNA test.

TurboAngel · 03-26-2009, 01:46 PM

That whole thing is crazy.

buyandsell · 03-26-2009, 01:47 PM

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-26-2009, 01:48 PM

Did they DNA test her father?

Sly · 03-26-2009, 01:48 PM

Still a bizarre story either way...

Vick! · 03-26-2009, 01:58 PM

What an interesting twist to an interesting story.

selena · 03-26-2009, 03:13 PM

I still can't believe that his parents were blithering on like idiots about him being the father.

Had that been my son...well, that is a stretch for me to even think of, but if it were, our first stop would have been at an attorney's office to file a petition for dna testing.

seeandsee · 03-26-2009, 03:14 PM

hahahahaha

$5 submissions · 03-26-2009, 03:15 PM

Where's that Maury Povich "You are NOT the father" youtube video when you need it?

$5 submissions · 03-26-2009, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Did they DNA test her father?

ROTLMAO

sortie · 03-26-2009, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Did they DNA test her father?

(except I'm not laughing)

BlackCrayon · 03-26-2009, 03:25 PM

It doesn't surprise me. I wonder if every couple was required to get dna tests what % would come back as not the father.

PurrrsianPussyKat · 03-26-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Where's that Maury Povich "You are NOT the father" youtube video when you need it?

Rakie · 03-26-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Did they DNA test her father?

Very true, also very sad.

dav3 · 03-26-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

SomeCreep · 03-26-2009, 04:03 PM

Alfie for President.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-26-2009, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat

it never gets old

JP-pornshooter · 03-26-2009, 04:17 PM

ah ha ha ha, poor kid, thought he had knocked her up.
thanks for keeping us updated on this..

Jack Frost · 03-26-2009, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by selena

I still can't believe that his parents were blithering on like idiots about him being the father.

Had that been my son...well, that is a stretch for me to even think of, but if it were, our first stop would have been at an attorney's office to file a petition for dna testing.

It was Alfie's dad that set up the scam in the first place. He got paid £60k for a front page exclusive from The Sun.

SexualDragon · 03-26-2009, 04:31 PM

I doubt he could shoot a load

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