Gfy rhymes: Part 1

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  • fatfoo
    ICQ:649699063
    • Mar 2003
    • 27763

    #16
    Originally posted by DamianJ
    Yo Yo Check it


    I've been in porn for just a few sunny years
    I like the biz, started off with bunny ears
    Yes I worked at Playboy, no money fears
    Then I resigned, and there were some runny tears

    I started up my own consultancy
    its great cos I feel as if finally a man is free
    Answering to myself, it's like a fantasy
    Surely you understand that? Can you see?

    Friends are jealous when I fly on my own to shows
    Cos of my magic tricks I'm always down with bros
    I have respect for the talent, don't call them frowning hos
    Despite the fact that they often moan and say no

    I'll see you all next week at the Phoenix Forum
    Should be good fun, if we pick a good whore run
    I best not get raped and up with a sore bum
    If I do, she's gonna end up sorry (your mum)

    BRAP
    Very nice.....
    Send me an email: [email protected]

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    • fatfoo
      ICQ:649699063
      • Mar 2003
      • 27763

      #17
      Originally posted by mule
      Sing a song of syphilis
      a thick prick full of scabs
      four and twenty blackheads
      and twice as many crabs
      when the thing was opened
      the puss came oozing out
      "isn't that a dirty prick!"
      the nurses all cried out
      Terrible imagery, well rhymed...
      Send me an email: [email protected]

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      • Iron Fist
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2006
        • 23400

        #18
        This thread delivers... yo.
        i like waffles

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        • fatfoo
          ICQ:649699063
          • Mar 2003
          • 27763

          #19
          Let's bump for more rhymes...
          Send me an email: [email protected]

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          • Poindexterity
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2008
            • 882

            #20
            how did i get to the myspace hip hop forum?
            no sig

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            • tranza
              ICQ: 197-556-237
              • Jun 2003
              • 57559

              #21
              LMAO...damn, this thread is fucking funny..
              I'm just a newbie.

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              • Poindexterity
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2008
                • 882

                #22
                Originally posted by tranza
                LMAO...damn, this thread is fucking funny..
                that, it is.
                no sig

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                • fatfoo
                  ICQ:649699063
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 27763

                  #23
                  Ha ha ha... bump for more...
                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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                  • Reak AGV
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 4283

                    #24
                    Pretty decent rhymes here, keep it up boys

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                    • fatfoo
                      ICQ:649699063
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 27763

                      #25
                      We need more rhymes! More rhymes!
                      Send me an email: [email protected]

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                      • 2012
                        So Fucking What
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 17189

                        #26
                        here I sit, broken hearted
                        paid a dime and only farted ...
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                        • fatfoo
                          ICQ:649699063
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 27763

                          #27
                          Originally posted by fartfly
                          here I sit, broken hearted
                          paid a dime and only farted ...
                          That's reasonable... more rhymes, please...
                          Send me an email: [email protected]

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