It's March 24th and we sit here contemplating what to post,
I am your host of this thread, feel the dread, we're all gonna be dead,
yes the overlords are coming for us, and they will cuss
like stoned-rappers that are angry at Jon Clark,
after dark in a dark alley in the bad part of the city.
I have no pity for the webmasters that say "there is no money in porn"
Don't blow that horn, we were born to adorn the porn industry,
So feel free to feel the imagery of this rhyme, go make a few cents or dimes.
I hope GrouchyAdmin is not too grouchy today,
He needs to moderate this board and mould it like clay,
He's telling people what's too obscene or unacceptable,
Or if you post too often, he'll tell you to slow down,
Don't wear the crown of the post-maniac-king.
We need some quality business posts (but this is not one of them)
You might say it was a waste of time to read all this,
But then why did you read it all? It's your call.
Maybe you need to smoke a dime? Eat a lime? Watch transformers and Optimus Prime?
Some might say these rhymes suck,
At least it's better than a duck rapping with some luck,
but it took me only 5 minutes to type it,
Without even taking a hit from a bong,
Which is wrong, the risk is having nightmares all night long
I am your host of this thread, feel the dread, we're all gonna be dead,
yes the overlords are coming for us, and they will cuss
like stoned-rappers that are angry at Jon Clark,
after dark in a dark alley in the bad part of the city.
I have no pity for the webmasters that say "there is no money in porn"
Don't blow that horn, we were born to adorn the porn industry,
So feel free to feel the imagery of this rhyme, go make a few cents or dimes.
I hope GrouchyAdmin is not too grouchy today,
He needs to moderate this board and mould it like clay,
He's telling people what's too obscene or unacceptable,
Or if you post too often, he'll tell you to slow down,
Don't wear the crown of the post-maniac-king.
We need some quality business posts (but this is not one of them)
You might say it was a waste of time to read all this,
But then why did you read it all? It's your call.
Maybe you need to smoke a dime? Eat a lime? Watch transformers and Optimus Prime?
Some might say these rhymes suck,
At least it's better than a duck rapping with some luck,
but it took me only 5 minutes to type it,
Without even taking a hit from a bong,
Which is wrong, the risk is having nightmares all night long
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