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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
    • 28301

    #1

    My Dad is 60 years old and wouldn't know the Internet if it bit him in the ass

    What is your response to that?
  • Deej
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    • Jun 2005
    • 24386

    #2
    Not surprising...

    My father is worse off...

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    • ztik
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      • Aug 2001
      • 5196

      #3
      My dad had windows 3.1 until last year with with no inet access, pretty sure he only used the computer for dos based spread sheets lol

      Now he is addicted to craigslist, ebay, weather sites, howtosites, ect
      .

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      • DarkJedi
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        • Feb 2001
        • 28301

        #4
        Originally posted by ztik
        Now he is addicted to craigslist, redtube, tube8, pornhub
        Fixed it for you.

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        • LeRoy
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          • Jul 2007
          • 13364

          #5
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          • ztik
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            • Aug 2001
            • 5196

            #6
            Originally posted by Davey Jones
            Fixed it for you.


            prly right lol

            .

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            • SexualDragon
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              • Aug 2006
              • 3038

              #7
              Originally posted by Deej
              Not surprising...

              My father is worse off...
              My dad is 66 and just started to learn how to use a computer
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              • Mutt
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                • Sep 2002
                • 34431

                #8
                my dad's gone but when his employer bought him a computer the only thing I ever saw him do with it was play Solitaire - I'd walk in and it would be pitch dark in the den except for the glow of the 14" monitor and him hunched over it playing Solitaire or Minesweeper. This was Windows 3.1 era, early-mid 90's.
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                • RoCkMaN
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2003
                  • 928

                  #9
                  My dad just bought a laptop. He's 64, never used a computer. Took forever to get him on the net.

                  He called me the other day to tell me about a great web page he found called google. he said that if you typed tits in the space given, that it would show you some cool pics.

                  He just thought I'd like to know....
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                  • fuzebox
                    making it rain
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 22353

                    #10
                    My grandma is 82, we chat on msn a couple times a week and once a week or so have a skype session, sometimes with webcam. She also does a lot of emailing, pays her bills online, and participates in online scrabble tournaments.

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                    • DarkJedi
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                      • Feb 2001
                      • 28301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fuzebox
                      My grandma is 82, we chat on msn a couple times a week and once a week or so have a skype session, sometimes with webcam. She also does a lot of emailing, pays her bills online, and participates in online scrabble tournaments.
                      how does skype work? do you hook the phone wirelessly to your internet connection?

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                      • candyflip
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                        • Jul 2002
                        • 43069

                        #12
                        How's he manage a bottle of Vodka?

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                        • Reak AGV
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                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4283

                          #13
                          My dad jerks off to youporn, i thought him that!

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                          • davecummings
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                            • Oct 2003
                            • 2922

                            #14
                            My dad, now deceased, was amazed back in the 90s when I stopped by a drive-up atm and it took only 30 seconds for me to get $500 in cash.

                            I'm 69, and am not very computer-literate.

                            Anyone wanna email me with directions how to delete advertising photos, videos, etc off of my C-drive which is down to 4.36 GB. (I've already done the disk clean-up thing). I'm serious--help! (I also tried the partition thing but at the very end of the process get a "Can't write to the boot" killer-msg.

                            Dave
                            Almost Computer-Illiterate
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                            • DarkJedi
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                              • Feb 2001
                              • 28301

                              #15
                              Originally posted by candyflip
                              How's he manage a bottle of Vodka?
                              very easily actually


                              a few days ago he caught a bad case of flue. so he calls me and asks to bring him a bottle of vodka.

                              thats how russian people medicate. vodka+chile pepper

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                              • BVF
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 13975

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                What is your response to that?
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                                • DarkJedi
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 28301

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by davecummings
                                  My dad, now deceased, was amazed back in the 90s when I stopped by a drive-up atm and it took only 30 seconds for me to get $500 in cash.

                                  I'm 69, and am not very computer-literate.

                                  Anyone wanna email me with directions how to delete advertising photos, videos, etc off of my C-drive which is down to 4.36 GB. (I've already done the disk clean-up thing). I'm serious--help! (I also tried the partition thing but at the very end of the process get a "Can't write to the boot" killer-msg.

                                  Dave
                                  Almost Computer-Illiterate
                                  in IE go to tools > options > clear private data (offline content, etc)

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                                  • DarkJedi
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                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 28301

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BVF
                                    But I'll bet that he knows the familiar love nibbles of the family goat...
                                    Oh, thy wit has cut me to the bone! I fear the wound may be fatal!

                                    tard.

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                                    • John-ACWM
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                                      • Nov 2008
                                      • 20060

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                      Fixed it for you.

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                                      • BlackCrayon
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 19634

                                        #20
                                        i have to thank my dad for getting me online. His friend had it in 96-97. He got it in 98 and i was hooked shortly after and started building sites in the summer/fall of 98. I only wish i would have spent more time buying generic domains then...
                                        you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                        • candyflip
                                          Carpe Visio
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43069

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                          very easily actually


                                          a few days ago he caught a bad case of flue. so he calls me and asks to bring him a bottle of vodka.

                                          thats how russian people medicate. vodka+chile pepper


                                          Spend you some brain.
                                          Email Me

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                                          • F-U-Jimmy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2006
                                            • 6853

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by davecummings
                                            My dad, now deceased, was amazed back in the 90s when I stopped by a drive-up atm and it took only 30 seconds for me to get $500 in cash.

                                            I'm 69, and am not very computer-literate.

                                            Anyone wanna email me with directions how to delete advertising photos, videos, etc off of my C-drive which is down to 4.36 GB. (I've already done the disk clean-up thing). I'm serious--help! (I also tried the partition thing but at the very end of the process get a "Can't write to the boot" killer-msg.

                                            Dave
                                            Almost Computer-Illiterate
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                                            • Bogune
                                              Registered User
                                              • Mar 2009
                                              • 43

                                              #23
                                              Computers make my dad pissed, he has to first find what he wants to click, then he lets go of the mouse and presses down with his finger.
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                                              • Diezel Jim
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                                                • Mar 2009
                                                • 253

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                What is your response to that?

                                                My dad is 80 and sharp as a tack, but probably can't turn a computer on. Just too set in his ways.

                                                Whenever somebody mentions the Internet he replies, "I couldn't care less about that shit."

                                                God bless my dad.
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                                                • Sid70
                                                  Downshifter
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 16413

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by davecummings
                                                  My dad, now deceased, was amazed back in the 90s when I stopped by a drive-up atm and it took only 30 seconds for me to get $500 in cash.

                                                  I'm 69, and am not very computer-literate.

                                                  Anyone wanna email me with directions how to delete advertising photos, videos, etc off of my C-drive which is down to 4.36 GB. (I've already done the disk clean-up thing). I'm serious--help! (I also tried the partition thing but at the very end of the process get a "Can't write to the boot" killer-msg.

                                                  Dave
                                                  Almost Computer-Illiterate
                                                  Hello Oldtimer, respect!
                                                  Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                  • davecummings
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                    • 2922

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Davey Jones
                                                    in IE go to tools > options > clear private data (offline content, etc)
                                                    Thanks---I'll make it my morning project. I appreciate you responding:-)

                                                    Dave
                                                    Dave Cummings
                                                    www.davecummings.com
                                                    www.davecummings.tv
                                                    San Diego

                                                    Email--- [email protected]

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                                                    • Spunky
                                                      I need a beer
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 133986

                                                      #27
                                                      A few older guys at work are like that and won't try to learn something new,my mom's been trying at 72 for the last couple years but as one gets older the memory fades and she can't remember certain tasks

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                                                      • baddog
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                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 107089

                                                        #28
                                                        My dad is 78 and has been computer literate / web savvy for many years.

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