If You Had To Get A Non-Porn Biz Job, What Would It Be?

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  • BFT3K
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    • Dec 2005
    • 10764

    #1

    If You Had To Get A Non-Porn Biz Job, What Would It Be?

    If working in the adult biz was no longer an option, what would you do for a living?
    Last edited by BFT3K; 08-03-2009, 09:09 PM.
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    I had to rely on working with my hands since Jr high.still a tradesman in my blood

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    • BusterBunny
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      • Aug 2005
      • 19291

      #3
      i would just use anal hobbits tips and never get a real job
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      • Lace
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Mar 2004
        • 16116

        #4
        Plenty of ways to make money online. I'd probably go mainstream but I love my job and everything I do.

        If I HAD to, I'd probably find myself some shitty office job until I got back on my feet.
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        • NetHorse
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          • Dec 2006
          • 3526

          #5
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          • tony299
            lurker
            • Aug 2002
            • 57021

            #6
            back to sales

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            • LiveDose
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              • Feb 2002
              • 25792

              #7
              One thing I wish I had followed through with and done for a few years, commercial pilot.

              That is one of the few jobs I would punch the clock for.

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              • epitome
                So Fucking Lame
                • Jun 2009
                • 12156

                #8
                I have a real estate business, but other people do that for me and I just get a check every month.

                So I'd just start personally working in that industry again. Ugh.

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                • epitome
                  So Fucking Lame
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 12156

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LiveDose
                  One thing I wish I had followed through with and done for a few years, commercial pilot.

                  That is one of the few jobs I would punch the clock for.
                  Nice. My best friend is just finishing up school now. Working on his 737 cert. He is an amazing net admin, had a thriving small business but just wasn't happy. He said fuck it, dropped most of his clients, kept a few that he works for remotely to pay the bills, moved to South Florida and started flight school in Ft. Lauderdale. Well, he partied for a year and then started school.

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                  • Big Red Machine
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                    • Jan 2005
                    • 9586

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LiveDose
                    One thing I wish I had followed through with and done for a few years, commercial pilot.

                    That is one of the few jobs I would punch the clock for.
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                    That could be a cool job

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                    • LiveDose
                      Show Yer Tits!
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 25792

                      #11
                      Originally posted by epitome
                      Nice. My best friend is just finishing up school now. Working on his 737 cert. He is an amazing net admin, had a thriving small business but just wasn't happy. He said fuck it, dropped most of his clients, kept a few that he works for remotely to pay the bills, moved to South Florida and started flight school in Ft. Lauderdale. Well, he partied for a year and then started school.

                      Sweet. A friend of mine flies between the US and Asia for UPS. He is so happy and relaxed just makes you think sometimes. He takes home a very nice check and what could be better than waking up, taking a jet down the runway and flying for a living. Almost Half of the month he is at home. Pretty freakin' cool.

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                      • Raf1
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                        • Oct 2003
                        • 12117

                        #12
                        Originally posted by LiveDose
                        Sweet. A friend of mine flies between the US and Asia for UPS. He is so happy and relaxed just makes you think sometimes. He takes home a very nice check and what could be better than waking up, taking a jet down the runway and flying for a living. Almost Half of the month he is at home. Pretty freakin' cool.
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                        • bbobby86
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 11926

                          #13
                          that would be a... maybe.. ou yea... pornstar...haha...

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                          • Bhunter
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                            • Dec 2006
                            • 1119

                            #14
                            3d artist in the game bizz

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                            • Pornopat
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                              • Dec 2003
                              • 10598

                              #15
                              I think I would retire then.
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                              • Ross
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                                • Sep 2002
                                • 18874

                                #16
                                Back to school it would be for me.. I'd probably try become an Accountant or something along those lines.

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                                • CunningStunt
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                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 5594

                                  #17
                                  I've been too long (6+ years) out of the "real" world to be able to function. I couldn't hold down a 9-5 of any description whatsoever anymore.

                                  Maybe I could manage being a postman.

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                                  • Emil
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                                    • Feb 2007
                                    • 5655

                                    #18
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                                    • crockett
                                      in a van by the river
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 76818

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LiveDose
                                      Sweet. A friend of mine flies between the US and Asia for UPS. He is so happy and relaxed just makes you think sometimes. He takes home a very nice check and what could be better than waking up, taking a jet down the runway and flying for a living. Almost Half of the month he is at home. Pretty freakin' cool.
                                      Airliner pilots were pulling about 150k plus awesome benefits probably 10 years ago, so I dunno what they make now but it's a decent check. Cargo hauler pilots don't make that much I don't think.

                                      The problem with going to school is you are competing with all the military pilots from not just the normal services but also the reserves. Meaning you would have to get damn lucky to land a good jump because the military pilots have 100s/1000s of hours of flight time advantage over you.
                                      Last edited by crockett; 08-04-2009, 03:45 AM.
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                                      • DWB
                                        Registered User
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 31779

                                        #20
                                        I don't like to think about "Plan B" as it doesn't make you work as hard. But if say the internet was shut down and the DVD and magazine markets closed, and there was NO outlet for porn, anywhere, I would do two things:

                                        1) Foreign real estate
                                        2) Sell pussy on a grand scale

                                        I'm no stranger to either.

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                                        • seeandsee
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                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 50945

                                          #21
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                                          • DutchMOFO
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                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 198

                                            #22
                                            Real Estate Agent
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                                            • 96ukssob
                                              So Fucking Banananananas
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 12991

                                              #23
                                              thats a tough one. even tho i do a lot of non-porn work (SEM) it would be really hard to hold down a 9-5 or have to report to someone each day.

                                              id probably go back to school to be a lawyer
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                                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94166

                                                #24
                                                Back to the male pole dancing biz I guess...

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                                                • ShellyCrash
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 6708

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Bhunter
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                                                  I have a handful of friends who do this, but only one who has a steady job doing it. Very oversaturated.

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                                                  • raymor
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 3745

                                                    #26
                                                    I might go finish law school, just because I love it.
                                                    I got to play lawyer for a friend who didn't have an attorney
                                                    the other day. The judge let me sit at the table and walk
                                                    my friend through it, telling her what questions to ask of witnesses
                                                    and such. So much fun.

                                                    Of course, if I had to get a job this week, I AM the type of guy who
                                                    has five computers running at home at the moment. One of those
                                                    has 17 hard drives attached, and they're connected via a rack
                                                    mount 24 port switch. So I just MIGHT do sysadmin / network
                                                    admin work, or web programing like I do for the adult biz. Same
                                                    work, just different customers.
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                                                    • Kiwigirl
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                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 2556

                                                      #27
                                                      Door greeter at WalMart appears to come with benefits and is easy. LOL
                                                      I have worked in casino's previously so I would most likely want to go back to that if I wasn't in adult.

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                                                      • C-Luv
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                                                        • May 2008
                                                        • 3025

                                                        #28
                                                        Go back to modeling and personal training
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                                                        • Beanz
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                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 238

                                                          #29
                                                          I would either go back into Insurance or become a rock star
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                                                          • SykkBoy2
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                                                            • Feb 2001
                                                            • 19969

                                                            #30
                                                            I'd put together one of those "Make Easy Money On The Internet" packages and sell it on late night infomercials for $39.95 plus upsells galore...
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                                                            • Twistys Tim
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                                                              • Apr 2008
                                                              • 1923

                                                              #31
                                                              I think I would go - reluctantly - back to the paparazzi game.

                                                              If you know what you are doing, then the money is great. It is just a pain in the ass, loads of traveling to shit holes, and incredibly boring (Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz).


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                                                              • JC Maldini
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                                                                • Dec 2008
                                                                • 490

                                                                #32
                                                                It's a tough market, but I would love to be on the floor of the NY Stock Exchange. I can sit and watch Bloomberg, CNBC all day
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                                                                • BradM
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 3397

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Landscaper. I was telling my wife if I lost everything I'd start a landscaping company.

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                                                                  • Furious_Male
                                                                    Doing the grind since 99
                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                    • 16884

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would probably jump back into day trading slowly. In addition I would expand my mainstream projects.
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                                                                    • Meeper
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                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                      • 2642

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Probably try and get a job as a Web Developer or something along those lines.
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                                                                      • Porn Grounds
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                                                                        • May 2009
                                                                        • 409

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I was in the mortgage industry..so maybe that again?
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                                                                        • AssPirate
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                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                          • 2135

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I'd be in the wetworks business.

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                                                                          • ShellyCrash
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                                                                            • Jun 2004
                                                                            • 6708

                                                                            #38
                                                                            If money wasn't a factor I think I would open up a pizza joint. Not a huge place, but just a little hole in the wall with Pizza and Pinball. That's what I want to do when I retire.
                                                                            I used to manage a pizza joint when I was a teenager and it was the funnest job I've ever had.

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                                                                            • MaDalton
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              i'd be selling classic cars
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                                                                              • GrouchyAdmin
                                                                                Now choke yourself!
                                                                                • Apr 2006
                                                                                • 12085

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Eskimo, of course.

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                                                                                • LeRoy
                                                                                  Porn Pusher
                                                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                                                  • 13363

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I go back into setting up trade shows or start my auto detailing biz up again.

                                                                                  Something active cuz 3 years online has given me some weight in the arse.
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                                                                                  • minddust
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                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 2438

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    There's no money in porn.

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                                                                                    • BFT3K
                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                      • Dec 2005
                                                                                      • 10764

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Probably back to the midget rental business for me.

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                                                                                      • WarChild
                                                                                        Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                                        • 17263

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        I'd probably go back to database architecture / project managment.
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                                                                                        • Sosa
                                                                                          In Tushy Land
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 40149

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Tech work which I still do for some companies in town.

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                                                                                          • Voodoo
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                                                                                            • Sep 2002
                                                                                            • 10600

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I want to be a FIRE TRUCK! BEEP BEEEEEP!

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                                                                                            • WarChild
                                                                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 17263

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Let's be realistic for a second. Most of you would be sorting glass.

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                                                                                              • FlexxAeon
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                                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                                • 3765

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                web dev / flash for a mainstream company

                                                                                                oh wait i still do that.... porn is the "side gig"

                                                                                                .....gotta remember that
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                                                                                                • WarChild
                                                                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                  • 17263

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by FlexxAeon
                                                                                                  web dev / flash for a mainstream company

                                                                                                  oh wait i still do that.... porn is the "side gig"

                                                                                                  .....gotta remember that
                                                                                                  I think I might know you from a long time ago. You and a partner might have done some webdesign for me around 2002.
                                                                                                  .

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                                                                                                  • FlexxAeon
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                                                                                                    • May 2003
                                                                                                    • 3765

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                    I think I might know you from a long time ago. You and a partner might have done some webdesign for me around 2002.
                                                                                                    hmm i dont know i'd need more info. i've done a lot
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