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SallyRand

11-08-2010 06:55 PM

Two really old guys talking.

"Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

By the time I was 60 I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be 80 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"

AnimeFevers

11-08-2010 07:02 PM

What did the dick say to the condom?

Cover me i'm going in!
(an old one lol)

Spunky

11-08-2010 07:20 PM

Har har,lots of good jokes in this thread

AnimeFevers

11-08-2010 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17683875)

Har har,lots of good jokes in this thread

sure are :thumbsup

I accidentally posted mine twice, wont let me delete though. aww nvm :1orglaugh

raven1083

11-09-2010 03:18 AM

thanks for the Tuesdays laugh

adwank

11-09-2010 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15651337)

A guy stuck on an island is rescued by a fishing vessel due to return home in a few months. After he gets some rest and a good meal the captian shows him around the ship and gives him a job to fill his time. After a week the guy is super horny, so he asks the captian what they do when they need a release.
"I'm glad you asked, mate" the captian said, "Look over there at that barrel. Any time you need a good release, just stick your dick in the hole in the side."
So the guy goes over, sticks his cock in and within minutes, cums. He goes back to the captian and thanks him for the information.
"No problem matey," The captian said, "Use the barrel anytime you need, except of course, on Thursday"
"Why thursday?" The guy asked
"Thursday................" The captian replied, "is your day to be in the barrel."

Hahahaha this one is hilarious!!!:1orglaugh:thumbsup

DamianJ

11-09-2010 05:19 AM

Magic Join Links.

LOLOLOL!!!!1oneoneone

Paul Markham

11-09-2010 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17683875)

Har har,lots of good jokes in this thread

Including me. :1orglaugh

Slick

11-09-2010 05:53 AM

Why do dogs lick their dicks ???

Because they can't make a fist.

Grapesoda

11-09-2010 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 15651185)

So time for some more.

why do women wear make up and perfume?????

they're ugly and they stink

Randy West

11-09-2010 06:03 AM

fitty one jokes :1orglaugh

xxweekxx

11-09-2010 10:30 AM

not on topic, but does anyone know the difference between green, white, and orange nicks on GFY??

Paul Markham

11-09-2010 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 17684624)

Why do dogs lick their dicks ???

Because they can't make a fist.

Because they can?

JuicyAds2

11-09-2010 10:56 AM

Lovin' it. Too funny!

The Porn Nerd

11-09-2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17684575)

Including me. :1orglaugh

Haha! Paul, that was actually a FatFoo joke I wrote that I "modified" for the Mighty Markham. :)

So here's a "real" joke for y'all:

Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters.
She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

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