.04 first page clicks. I need Beta Testers - GoFuckYourself.com

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 01:19 PM

If I know you and you have decent traffic. drop me an email.
I'm looking for testers to pop a small window and pay 4 cents per click on it.

[email protected]

funkmaster · 11-21-2002, 01:22 PM

url ??

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
url ??

url? we don't need no steenking url.

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 01:28 PM

I bet you will even call your beta testers cheaters and not pay them.

XXXPaysiteDesign · 11-21-2002, 01:28 PM

email sent.

funkmaster · 11-21-2002, 01:30 PM

"url? we don't need no steenking url."

sorry, forgot ....

Theo · 11-21-2002, 01:35 PM

12clicks,is storiestraffic yours?

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
12clicks,is storiestraffic yours?

nope. its mojo's

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
I bet you will even call your beta testers cheaters and not pay them.

That's not likely to happen.
guys like you won't be invited.

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

guys like you won't be invited.

Im really losing out on this one :/

TheFLY · 11-21-2002, 01:50 PM

Is this adult or non-adult?

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

That's not likely to happen.
guys like you won't be invited.

I honestly wouldnt touch your program with a 10ft pole.
Kinda ironic that out of all people you are the one who calls everybody and his brother a cheater.

No this isnt a "revenge post" Ive not been scammed by you. I just dont like you.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

I just dont like you.

and I couldn't care less.

go on broadcasting from your bedroom how bad I am. its crushing truely.

Mojo · 11-21-2002, 01:57 PM

TheFLY,

It can be adult or non-adult. Either way the window will be set up specifically for your website.

I've been using it for about a month now (on adult and mainstream) and it works very well...but we have to keep it a closed program.

Soul_Rebel, StoriesTraffic.com is just mine. Any questions let me know.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Is this adult or non-adult?

either, but not both.

Naughty · 11-21-2002, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Is this adult or non-adult?

Good question.

Naughty · 11-21-2002, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

either, but not both.

Good answer

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

and I couldn't care less.

go on broadcasting from your bedroom how bad I am. its crushing truely.

Nah, i'll stop now, most people already know about you and your scams. Good luck with your new program.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Nah, i'll stop now, most people already know about you and your scams.

thats why I'll have no trouble getting testers and no trouble getting *real* traffic.
now run along and tell your thieving friends how you made 12clicks look bad.
hahahahahaha

49thParallel · 11-21-2002, 02:03 PM

Thanks..but after reading your posts on this board..I choose letting children poke me in the eyes with sticks for 4 cents a poke.

[The Leader] · 11-21-2002, 02:05 PM

Yes, 12 clicks is actually going to pay everyone 4 cents for every first page hit. No shaving, no calling honest people cheaters. We're all going to be rich! What a great day.

Wait where's my mojo search check?

Brujah · 11-21-2002, 02:06 PM

But the good thing about this thread, is that 12clicks isn't involved in StoriesTraffic.. so you know it's good to use! Mojo rocks, his programs are always good.

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

now run along and tell your thieving friends how you made 12clicks look bad.
hahahahahaha

??? you pathetic old man....stop calling everybody cheaters...i have no friends in this biz, just people i work with, let alone thieving friends. Last time you called me a cheater now you are implying i have thieving friends???? You are truly a complete idiot who should find another job cause working on the internet obviously makes your brain melt.

justsexxx · 11-21-2002, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
Yes, 12 clicks is actually going to pay everyone 4 cents for every first page hit. No shaving, no calling honest people cheaters. We're all going to be rich! What a great day.

Wait where's my mojo search check?

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
Yes, 12 clicks is actually going to pay everyone 4 cents for every first page hit. No shaving, no calling honest people cheaters. We're all going to be rich! What a great day.

Wait where's my mojo search check?

if you don't have one you're a thief.
do you really want to be shouting that on a public board?

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

??? you pathetic old man....stop calling everybody cheaters...i have no friends in this biz, just people i work with, let alone thieving friends. Last time you called me a cheater now you are implying i have thieving friends???? You are truly a complete idiot who should find another job cause working on the internet obviously makes your brain melt.

keep me up top you savvy internet player you!

49thParallel · 11-21-2002, 02:13 PM

O.K...I too am going to launch a new program...you choose whether 12 clicks or mine is the better program:

Mine pays...
3 cents for every kick in the groin
2 cents for a good hair pulling
5 cents for hanging off a balcony, with Michael Jackson as your only life line

12 Clicks...
You get to deal with 12 clicks...enough said

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

keep me up top you savvy internet player you!

Its sad that well know scammers like you still are able to make money in this biz. In real life you wouldve stopped fucking people up the ass the 2nd time you got out of the hospital.

Mojo · 11-21-2002, 02:24 PM

Wow. Lot's of hostility.

If I can get a word in regarding business:

-It pays $0.04 for any click on anything in the window.
-It uses a 6 hour unique IP count.
-no forced downloads, auto dialers, etc.
-It's a closed program...no fancy graphics.
-real time stats...you can click yourself ( once ;) ) and see your numbers go up.
-because it's a closed program we can limit the number and quality of the participants.
-You'll get good click-thru rates becuase each account is set up by hand.

It's not rocket science....it's just a nice little idea that makes the webmaster, the advertiser, and us some $$$. Everyone is happy.

If you don't like it, don't test it.

[The Leader] · 11-21-2002, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

if you don't have one you're a thief.
do you really want to be shouting that on a public board?

LOL, you saying a someone is a cheater so you don't have to pay them isn't going to make ANYONE think it's true. If you think people still buy your bullshit, get your head out of your ass.

[The Leader] · 11-21-2002, 02:31 PM

For the record I was never stupid enough to use any program you're associated with, my comment was a joke based on a couple other people I know you've done that too.

49thParallel · 11-21-2002, 02:35 PM

Mojo..yours is a nice looking site..but you might want to change your front page "legal" disclosure:

Please read the following CAREFULLY. This is a legal agreement ("Agreement") between StoriesTraffic INC.
The following offer to You to participate in the Program is subject to all the terms, conditions, limitations and waivers below. You acknowledge and agree that by participating in the StoriesTraffic Program You will be bound by all the terms and conditions in this Agreement.

There is no "agreement" and no "terms, conditions, limitations and waivers" below, only marketing copy.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
For the record I was never stupid enough to use any program you're associated with, my comment was a joke based on a couple other people I know you've done that too.

so you admit you friends are thieves! not surprizing considering you've only just reinvented yourself last month and registered here with a clean slate.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
Wow. Lot's of hostility.

you'll notice the hostility is from they guys trying very hard to keep their identities secret. probably because they're so honest.

Quote:

Originally posted by Mojo
-You'll get good click-thru rates becuase each account is set up by hand.

not just set up but also customized to your site to further improve clickability.

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

so you admit you friends are thieves! not surprizing considering you've only just reinvented yourself last month and registered here with a clean slate.

You sound like such a traumatized pathetic old man, you should seek professional help to talk you out of this cheater paranoid state you are in. Did you daddy do something horrible when you were 8? Did he cheat on your mother?

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
you'll notice the hostility is from they guys trying very hard to keep their identities secret. probably because they're so honest.

GO get them cheaters boy! Save the world!

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Nah, i'll stop now

hahahahahaha

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

You sound like such a traumatized pathetic old man, you should seek professional help to talk you out of this cheater paranoid state you are in. Did you daddy do something horrible when you were 8? Did he cheat on your mother?

dude, don't project your mental problems on others.
No one knows who you are or what you do because you don't want to be known as the loser you are.
If it makes you feel like a bigshot because you have my attention, please keep posting, I'll give you the therapy you need.

but please, don't say you're going to stop posting when you know you have to keep posting to validate your dopey existance.

[The Leader] · 11-21-2002, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

so you admit you friends are thieves! not surprizing considering you've only just reinvented yourself last month and registered here with a clean slate.

Reinvented myself? LOL, the only other time I've posted here was under the name The Leader, until I got banned for speaking my mind about you.

P.S. Does 12 clicks not understand the difference between knowing someone and being friends with them?

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 03:23 PM

Dude, this is my one and only name ive been using on messageboards since 2.5 years. I dont have a clue what you are talking about.
Its true im not as "known" as you are and in this case i am very happy with that.

The thing is there is noone in 2.5 years who can say i scammed them. Believe me, being "known" the way you are is nothing to be proud of old man.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]

Reinvented myself? LOL, the only other time I've posted here was under the name The Leader, until I got banned for speaking my mind about you.

Gee, you were banned from here? What a surprize. and that name was registered a whole 2 and a half months ago!

admit it. you're a liar and a thief.
come on, tell us who you were before you were "the leader" or "[leader]"
hahahahahaha. son quit while you're ahead.

once you were caught cheating and had to change your personality, you could have just decided to fly strait and make money in this biz. sadly, some people have the thieving life ingrained.

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
P.S. Does 12 clicks not understand the difference between knowing someone and being friends with them?

P.S. I choose not to "know" or "be friends with" theives.
obviously, you guys like to stick together.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

The thing is there is noone in 2.5 years who can say i scammed them. Believe me, being "known" the way you are is nothing to be proud of old man.

oh, you run a program?
please tell us what it is. I'm sure we all need an example of how to properly run one.
please, put me in my place and show me yours.

Dirty F · 11-21-2002, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

oh, you run a program?
please tell us what it is. I'm sure we all need an example of how to properly run one.
please, put me in my place and show me yours.

Stop mumbling old man.

Im going out for a beer or 2...stop posting so much and go catch some cheaters.

49thParallel · 11-21-2002, 03:39 PM

Damn...a cat with a ball of yarn can play a better game then what is going back and forth in this thread...

Still no takers on my "4 cents for every poke in the eye" affiliate program?

[The Leader] · 11-21-2002, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

Gee, you were banned from here? What a surprize. and that name was registered a whole 2 and a half months ago!

admit it. you're a liar and a thief.
come on, tell us who you were before you were "the leader" or "[leader]"
hahahahahaha. son quit while you're ahead.

once you were caught cheating and had to change your personality, you could have just decided to fly strait and make money in this biz. sadly, some people have the thieving life ingrained.

Did 12 Clicks just "son" me? LOL

Where do you get off calling me a liar and a theif? That's damn funny, you don't even know who I am. You're nobody, you just pretend to be.

I was banned for insulting you, I guess that's the only crime here. I was no one before The Leader, I didn't have a handle. I use my real name in all my business dealings and I have for the past 7 years. I just come here to entertain myself because I'm semi retired, and unlike you, I've never scammed anyone.

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

P.S. I choose not to "know" or "be friends with" theives.
obviously, you guys like to stick together.

This thread is getting to stupid for words.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Stop mumbling old man.

Im going out for a beer or 2...stop posting so much and go catch some cheaters.

yeah, that's what I thought, no program. there's a difference between *being here* for 2.5 years and *doing business here*for twice that long.

run along and get some beer.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]

Where do you get off calling me a liar and a theif? That's damn funny, you don't even know who I am.

No, but you fit the profile. I'm sure I hit the mark. ;)

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
You're nobody, you just pretend to be.

pretend? what am I pretending? please, expose me for the pretender I am.

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
I was banned for insulting you, I guess that's the only crime here.

no one gets banned for that, liar. don't insult lensman like that.

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
I was no one before The Leader,

or after for that matter.

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
I didn't have a handle. I use my real name in all my business dealings and I have for the past 7 years.

ah, so you ruined your real name. that's a tough one.
7yrs in this business? that's impressive. why don't YOU tell us what you've ever done here. (or do you have to run off with badass for some beer?)

you're no different from the other clowns in this business. "oh, I've been around long enough to know but I won't give out my name"
hahahahahahahaha.

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
I just come here to entertain myself because I'm semi retired, and unlike you, I've never scammed anyone.

translation: the day job gets in the way of doing more online.

[The Leader] · 11-21-2002, 04:01 PM

LOL, you're a fool. I don't come here to do business, that's why I don't use my name.

Mojo · 11-21-2002, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 49thParallel
Mojo..yours is a nice looking site..but you might want to change your front page "legal" disclosure:

There is no "agreement" and no "terms, conditions, limitations and waivers" below, only marketing copy.

Good eye. My bad.

I'm using the CashQuest/Hustler back end (thanks Ken) and I didn't spend a whole lotta time proofreading....I'll have the webmaster take care of it tomorrow.

That being said.....I have been running the pop window we're now testing for about 30 days and it performs very well for me as a popbehind on exit.

12clicks · 11-21-2002, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [The Leader]
LOL, you're a fool. I don't come here to do business, that's why I don't use my name.

I'm sure thats it.

ControlThy · 11-21-2002, 04:11 PM

12Clicks is already being handled, no need for me to join.

Hehe.

11-21-2002, 01:19 PM	#1
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,795	.04 first page clicks. I need Beta Testers If I know you and you have decent traffic. drop me an email. I'm looking for testers to pop a small window and pay 4 cents per click on it. [email protected] __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

11-21-2002, 01:28 PM	#5
XXXPaysiteDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everett, WA Posts: 2,201	email sent. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

11-21-2002, 01:57 PM	#14
Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	TheFLY, It can be adult or non-adult. Either way the window will be set up specifically for your website. I've been using it for about a month now (on adult and mainstream) and it works very well...but we have to keep it a closed program. Soul_Rebel, StoriesTraffic.com is just mine. Any questions let me know. __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

11-21-2002, 02:06 PM	#22
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	But the good thing about this thread, is that 12clicks isn't involved in StoriesTraffic.. so you know it's good to use! Mojo rocks, his programs are always good. __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

11-21-2002, 02:24 PM	#29
Mojo Used to be a Legend Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 356	Wow. Lot's of hostility. If I can get a word in regarding business: -It pays $0.04 for any click on anything in the window. -It uses a 6 hour unique IP count. -no forced downloads, auto dialers, etc. -It's a closed program...no fancy graphics. -real time stats...you can click yourself ( once ;) ) and see your numbers go up. -because it's a closed program we can limit the number and quality of the participants. -You'll get good click-thru rates becuase each account is set up by hand. It's not rocket science....it's just a nice little idea that makes the webmaster, the advertiser, and us some $$$. Everyone is happy. If you don't like it, don't test it. __________________ -12clicks wears fancy boots.

11-21-2002, 01:22 PM	#2
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	url ??

11-21-2002, 01:28 PM	#4
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	I bet you will even call your beta testers cheaters and not pay them.

11-21-2002, 01:30 PM	#6
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	"url? we don't need no steenking url." sorry, forgot ....

11-21-2002, 01:35 PM	#7
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	12clicks,is storiestraffic yours?

11-21-2002, 01:50 PM	#11
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Is this adult or non-adult?

11-21-2002, 02:03 PM	#20
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	Thanks..but after reading your posts on this board..I choose letting children poke me in the eyes with sticks for 4 cents a poke.

11-21-2002, 02:05 PM	#21
[The Leader] Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Van City Posts: 1,026	Yes, 12 clicks is actually going to pay everyone 4 cents for every first page hit. No shaving, no calling honest people cheaters. We're all going to be rich! What a great day. Wait where's my mojo search check?

11-21-2002, 02:13 PM	#27
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	O.K...I too am going to launch a new program...you choose whether 12 clicks or mine is the better program: Mine pays... 3 cents for every kick in the groin 2 cents for a good hair pulling 5 cents for hanging off a balcony, with Michael Jackson as your only life line 12 Clicks... You get to deal with 12 clicks...enough said

11-21-2002, 02:31 PM	#31
[The Leader] Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Van City Posts: 1,026	For the record I was never stupid enough to use any program you're associated with, my comment was a joke based on a couple other people I know you've done that too.

11-21-2002, 02:35 PM	#32
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	Mojo..yours is a nice looking site..but you might want to change your front page "legal" disclosure: Please read the following CAREFULLY. This is a legal agreement ("Agreement") between StoriesTraffic INC. The following offer to You to participate in the Program is subject to all the terms, conditions, limitations and waivers below. You acknowledge and agree that by participating in the StoriesTraffic Program You will be bound by all the terms and conditions in this Agreement. There is no "agreement" and no "terms, conditions, limitations and waivers" below, only marketing copy.

11-21-2002, 03:23 PM	#39
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Dude, this is my one and only name ive been using on messageboards since 2.5 years. I dont have a clue what you are talking about. Its true im not as "known" as you are and in this case i am very happy with that. The thing is there is noone in 2.5 years who can say i scammed them. Believe me, being "known" the way you are is nothing to be proud of old man.

11-21-2002, 03:39 PM	#43
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	Damn...a cat with a ball of yarn can play a better game then what is going back and forth in this thread... Still no takers on my "4 cents for every poke in the eye" affiliate program?

11-21-2002, 04:01 PM	#47
[The Leader] Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Van City Posts: 1,026	LOL, you're a fool. I don't come here to do business, that's why I don't use my name.

11-21-2002, 04:11 PM	#50
ControlThy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,909	12Clicks is already being handled, no need for me to join. Hehe.